TikkyTak 🆎🇨🇦
@tikkytak.bsky.social
You don’t know me but I’m in love with your pets.
Polyamorous | Cancer Survivor | Business Student | Demisexual af | Child-free by Choice | Anxious Little Aardvark
Polyamorous | Cancer Survivor | Business Student | Demisexual af | Child-free by Choice | Anxious Little Aardvark
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TikkyTak 🆎🇨🇦
@tikkytak.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Please don’t base your perception of me on whatever post is at the top of my feed (this statement is evergreen). It’s a roller coaster in here, at least make it a round of 3 out of 5.
I just remembered I hate social media
April 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I just remembered I hate social media
Hear me out: Cherry yogurt on chocolate ice cream. It’s divine!
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hear me out: Cherry yogurt on chocolate ice cream. It’s divine!
Does anyone else have a bigger-than-it-should-be phobia about keeping the fridge door open too long as a response to the era of Earth Day celebration presentations that had kids singing “Don’t hurt my earth” to the tune of “Achy-Breaky Heart” or is that just me?
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Does anyone else have a bigger-than-it-should-be phobia about keeping the fridge door open too long as a response to the era of Earth Day celebration presentations that had kids singing “Don’t hurt my earth” to the tune of “Achy-Breaky Heart” or is that just me?
I just feel like we’ve been given the privilege of 299 characters, apparently for today only, so I should take advantage of it now. Not to say anything in particular (never to say anything in particular!), but just in case this is our one shot at it. I’m pretty verbose in general, so this is nice.
April 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I just feel like we’ve been given the privilege of 299 characters, apparently for today only, so I should take advantage of it now. Not to say anything in particular (never to say anything in particular!), but just in case this is our one shot at it. I’m pretty verbose in general, so this is nice.
The stupid masses continue to act based on current information, that they get from AI, solidifying that as the ‘truth’ TO AI. I know AI regurgitation is an issue, but if AI came around in the Clinton era, would it still say he’s president? I don’t want to be stuck HERE. Tell me we won’t, please. ♥️
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The stupid masses continue to act based on current information, that they get from AI, solidifying that as the ‘truth’ TO AI. I know AI regurgitation is an issue, but if AI came around in the Clinton era, would it still say he’s president? I don’t want to be stuck HERE. Tell me we won’t, please. ♥️
I spoiled myself with two bags of tea in my cup today. It’s called self-care.
March 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I spoiled myself with two bags of tea in my cup today. It’s called self-care.
Never mind…he’s just trying to fuck me.
Polyamory weirdness of the day
My ex-boyfriend from when I was a young adult found me on The Dating Apps™️. We broke up because we fought all the time, and before we even got out of the app we were fighting again about the perils of capitalism that he doesn’t think exist. He texts me ~every 2 weeks.
My ex-boyfriend from when I was a young adult found me on The Dating Apps™️. We broke up because we fought all the time, and before we even got out of the app we were fighting again about the perils of capitalism that he doesn’t think exist. He texts me ~every 2 weeks.
March 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Never mind…he’s just trying to fuck me.
Polyamory weirdness of the day
My ex-boyfriend from when I was a young adult found me on The Dating Apps™️. We broke up because we fought all the time, and before we even got out of the app we were fighting again about the perils of capitalism that he doesn’t think exist. He texts me ~every 2 weeks.
My ex-boyfriend from when I was a young adult found me on The Dating Apps™️. We broke up because we fought all the time, and before we even got out of the app we were fighting again about the perils of capitalism that he doesn’t think exist. He texts me ~every 2 weeks.
March 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Polyamory weirdness of the day
My ex-boyfriend from when I was a young adult found me on The Dating Apps™️. We broke up because we fought all the time, and before we even got out of the app we were fighting again about the perils of capitalism that he doesn’t think exist. He texts me ~every 2 weeks.
My ex-boyfriend from when I was a young adult found me on The Dating Apps™️. We broke up because we fought all the time, and before we even got out of the app we were fighting again about the perils of capitalism that he doesn’t think exist. He texts me ~every 2 weeks.
I think my discovery tab finally changed to the awful place everyone’s been complaining about.
I definitely thought the DT-haters were lying about how bad it was because mine was good!
Anyway, if you hated your discovery tab and need a win today, here you go: 🏅🏆 You win! It’s real bad!
I definitely thought the DT-haters were lying about how bad it was because mine was good!
Anyway, if you hated your discovery tab and need a win today, here you go: 🏅🏆 You win! It’s real bad!
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think my discovery tab finally changed to the awful place everyone’s been complaining about.
I definitely thought the DT-haters were lying about how bad it was because mine was good!
Anyway, if you hated your discovery tab and need a win today, here you go: 🏅🏆 You win! It’s real bad!
I definitely thought the DT-haters were lying about how bad it was because mine was good!
Anyway, if you hated your discovery tab and need a win today, here you go: 🏅🏆 You win! It’s real bad!
I felt this. I felt this so hard.
So I wondered if I was being too restrictive in my dating profile criteria, and expanded the selection to include folks who marked themselves as "moderate," because maybe they don't mean what I think they do by that.
Went on a coffee date this past weekend.
I have learned from my error.
Went on a coffee date this past weekend.
I have learned from my error.
March 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I felt this. I felt this so hard.
Feelings are like pronouns: everyone’s got ‘em and they should be handled with respect.
March 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Feelings are like pronouns: everyone’s got ‘em and they should be handled with respect.
Canadian card maintained
I described my current vibe to my husband: I need you to know I’m “right fucked”
on LEGAL edibles. If I threw an ‘eh’ on the end I’d be upgraded to to gold
This is a brilliant skeet
I described my current vibe to my husband: I need you to know I’m “right fucked”
on LEGAL edibles. If I threw an ‘eh’ on the end I’d be upgraded to to gold
This is a brilliant skeet
March 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Canadian card maintained
I described my current vibe to my husband: I need you to know I’m “right fucked”
on LEGAL edibles. If I threw an ‘eh’ on the end I’d be upgraded to to gold
This is a brilliant skeet
I described my current vibe to my husband: I need you to know I’m “right fucked”
on LEGAL edibles. If I threw an ‘eh’ on the end I’d be upgraded to to gold
This is a brilliant skeet
I’m into the chocolate Easter eggs that came wrapped but loose from the bulk bin. Some of the wrappers peeled back and I thought “what if it’s like the Halloween fears and they’re poisoned” then I remembered I was going to eat enough to make me sick anyway, so poison or gluttony, what’s the diff
March 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m into the chocolate Easter eggs that came wrapped but loose from the bulk bin. Some of the wrappers peeled back and I thought “what if it’s like the Halloween fears and they’re poisoned” then I remembered I was going to eat enough to make me sick anyway, so poison or gluttony, what’s the diff
Doug Ford is an uninformed degenerate and it gives me hope that the other MAGA uninformed degenerates will see that what they bought into were spoon-fed lies.
Doug Ford 🇨🇦 -
"I supported Trump getting elected, low taxes, small government..... man was I wrong"
Doug Ford will start tariffs directed at the United States on Monday #cdnpoli #onpoli
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuM2...
"I supported Trump getting elected, low taxes, small government..... man was I wrong"
Doug Ford will start tariffs directed at the United States on Monday #cdnpoli #onpoli
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuM2...
Ontario's Premier Doug Ford moving ahead with tariffs on the U.S.
YouTube video by CBS News
www.youtube.com
March 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Doug Ford is an uninformed degenerate and it gives me hope that the other MAGA uninformed degenerates will see that what they bought into were spoon-fed lies.
Having an American spouse (dual citizen) is actually quite handy right now.
“Did you have Old Dutch when you were a kid?”
“No.”
<throws box into the cart>
“Did you have Old Dutch when you were a kid?”
“No.”
<throws box into the cart>
March 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Having an American spouse (dual citizen) is actually quite handy right now.
“Did you have Old Dutch when you were a kid?”
“No.”
<throws box into the cart>
“Did you have Old Dutch when you were a kid?”
“No.”
<throws box into the cart>
I’m finding it very difficult to want to retain textbook information about economics with current real-time events. What’s the point in remembering econ info based on a relatively peaceful time when I may not see “normal” again in my lifetime? Good thing economics is all bullshit to begin with.
March 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m finding it very difficult to want to retain textbook information about economics with current real-time events. What’s the point in remembering econ info based on a relatively peaceful time when I may not see “normal” again in my lifetime? Good thing economics is all bullshit to begin with.
A cancer diagnosis will really fuck with your head, and I wasn’t doing so well after mine.
My therapist said, “Something big happened. It would be weird if you were fine.”
There’s stuff fucking with us and you might feel some ways. It would be weird if you didn’t.
My therapist said, “Something big happened. It would be weird if you were fine.”
There’s stuff fucking with us and you might feel some ways. It would be weird if you didn’t.
February 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A cancer diagnosis will really fuck with your head, and I wasn’t doing so well after mine.
My therapist said, “Something big happened. It would be weird if you were fine.”
There’s stuff fucking with us and you might feel some ways. It would be weird if you didn’t.
My therapist said, “Something big happened. It would be weird if you were fine.”
There’s stuff fucking with us and you might feel some ways. It would be weird if you didn’t.
I’m not opposed to swearing but this calls for more swearing than will fit in this little box. Get that shit the fuck out of here.
Whoever is behind this monstrosity and whoever funded it can just GTFO of Canada right now! 😡 Maybe the upside will be that it backfires and just pisses more people off, and gets the attention of those who may have not been aware of Premier Traitor's leanings, and unifies us even more against her.
Billboard promoting Alberta to join USA pops up north of Calgary
A billboard promoting Alberta to join the U.S.A. that recently popped up on Highway 2 north of Calgary has sparked some backlash, with many drivers wondering who’s behind the giant advertisement. The ...
calgary.citynews.ca
February 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m not opposed to swearing but this calls for more swearing than will fit in this little box. Get that shit the fuck out of here.
These Canadian, purposefully-chosen-due-to-their-country-of-origin apples taste like sovereignty.
February 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
These Canadian, purposefully-chosen-due-to-their-country-of-origin apples taste like sovereignty.
So are you going to have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with me or should I take the lead on this one?
February 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So are you going to have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with me or should I take the lead on this one?
Said attempted thing is officially done now, and it’s a return to the freedom to be myself. Bittersweet disappointment and relief.
I’ve been attempting a thing and tomorrow I will know if said thing has been accomplished. On one hand, I hope said thing was a success for whatever fun newness and stability it will offer. On the other, I’ll be quite happy to feel the freedom to be my relatively unfiltered self again if I failed.
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Said attempted thing is officially done now, and it’s a return to the freedom to be myself. Bittersweet disappointment and relief.
A+ post, A+ comments
Honestly, I thought by now I’d be used to being anxious
February 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A+ post, A+ comments
Currently trying to get my tongue around the French ‘r’ sound and I think I might have to shove my hand into a native-speaker’s mouth like a curious baby.
February 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Currently trying to get my tongue around the French ‘r’ sound and I think I might have to shove my hand into a native-speaker’s mouth like a curious baby.
Aw, poor Alberta. The Texas of Canada doesn’t even get a mention in the list of right-wing support despite, you know, being known as the Texas of Canada.
At least the NYT is talking to all the very best experts on Canadian politics.
February 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Aw, poor Alberta. The Texas of Canada doesn’t even get a mention in the list of right-wing support despite, you know, being known as the Texas of Canada.
But can it be Canadian please!?!?
This is amazing: Pillsbury has finally given up and started pasteurizing the flour in their raw cookie dough because they know people are going to eat it raw even if they say not to
pillsbury to the rescue: www.pillsbury.com/products/saf...
February 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
But can it be Canadian please!?!?