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TikkyTak 🆎🇨🇦
@tikkytak.bsky.social
You don’t know me but I’m in love with your pets.

Polyamorous | Cancer Survivor | Business Student | Demisexual af | Child-free by Choice | Anxious Little Aardvark
Oh Canada! 🇨🇦 (Def not as good as the post, but I’ve lived in Alberta my whole life and the mountains never lose their lustre.)
April 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don’t know where else to put this, but it appears that the Lieutenant Governor has the power to remove a premier. #abpoli
January 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Another account deleted, which I’d been meaning to do for a long time now, but my current state of mind allows me to gladly provide the feedback they asked for. (reposted to include alt text. Sorry!)
January 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Still willing to rate your dating profile. Can’t be worse than this guy, amirite?

🚩”MENSA level guy” followed by typos galore throughout the rest of the profile
🚩Nonsensical BS throughout
🚩Includes picture with a fedora (not shown)

Remember: lions don’t have to roar for you know they’re lions!
January 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
if the internet doesn’t even know I don’t think anyone does
January 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I had to look up ‘findom’ a bunch of times because every time I saw it I thought it was a game but the BlueSky context didn’t make sense. Then I got a mobile game ad and it really came together for me.
January 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Romance on a Saturday night
January 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My personal belief is that’s the best circumstances to use emojis similar to this gem. Get into the fray with whatever you want those emojis to mean! 🧟‍♀️
January 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My gratitude goes to Bexy today for this helpful contribution. I’ve been fighting with my Dyson vacuum for weeks and I don’t know why this worked but it did.
January 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do men really think that simply existing makes them interesting enough to interact with? Do they know there are like…a lot of them?
January 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Dating app bingo

🚩Sex-based first greeting
🚩Addressed as a group (you guys)
🚩Sexy instead of beautiful or gorgeous
🚩”See where things go”
🚩Having a job/house/car presented as a man’s biggest accomplishment

🍒 Christianity Label (cherry on top)
January 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is how I feel about my skeets
January 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In other news, when you’re married to a teacher, sometimes your clothes get washed with whiteboard markers.
December 24, 2024 at 2:27 AM
In Newfoundland, Christmas Eve Eve is called Tibbs Eve. I badly to be invited to one.

“Advent was a sober, religious time of year and traditionally people would not drink alcohol until Christmas Day at the earliest. Tibb's Eve emerged as an excuse to imbibe two days earlier.”
December 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Found my third.
December 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Only two things are bring me any happiness at all today:

1. Thinking about the mortadella sandwich I’m having for lunch (with havarti and fresh bread)
2. Thinking how the days are finally getting longer again tomorrow.

I usually like my gratitudes in threes but oof to today.
December 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I don’t know if it’s representative overall. I’m a grazer with crappy quick meals for busy/tired days, and in all of my other homes there hasn’t been a pantry. We’d put pantry items in the cupboards. Bonus: snacks currently on the kitchen island for the holidays. (Cookies and apples year round)
December 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
For your reference, @emptyjamjar.bsky.social , our imported goods.
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
This is Nyx. Sound up for purrs. That’s her and her siblings’ work on the curtain. She’s confident, playful, fun, snuggly, and feeling a bit under the weather today. 😻

P.S. I have never referred to my cats as siblings before.
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I feel my first post was true but did not give the whole picture. My mom did say that a lot when I was a kid but she also sent this to me when I had a thyroidectomy.
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 AM