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@tiffavigilante.bsky.social
tiffa - poet/punk/philly; s/h;
band mom of Teenage Bigfoot; dumb bi bitch; crafter/maker; cozy gamer
band mom of Teenage Bigfoot; dumb bi bitch; crafter/maker; cozy gamer
cancel this whole tuesday, i left my favorite umbrella on the bus.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
cancel this whole tuesday, i left my favorite umbrella on the bus.
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever finished an entire rotisserie chicken yourself?
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
yeah sex is cool but have you ever finished an entire rotisserie chicken yourself?
cathy's out in these street, ya heard?
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
cathy's out in these street, ya heard?
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
open.spotify.com/track/4wTvw1... need a 7 minute remix of this stat
B2b
open.spotify.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
open.spotify.com/track/4wTvw1... need a 7 minute remix of this stat
beware the wrapping paper ai generated
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
beware the wrapping paper ai generated
hey did anyone check on the dersh yet
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
Alt: judge judy clock's a tickin gif
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
hey did anyone check on the dersh yet
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
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frankly dreaming of becoming someone's Supportive Aloof Wife™
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
frankly dreaming of becoming someone's Supportive Aloof Wife™
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omg yes, keep up this good energy tuesday -- DICK'S DEAD
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
omg yes, keep up this good energy tuesday -- DICK'S DEAD
the whole country has it's eyes on new york today. y'all got this!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
the whole country has it's eyes on new york today. y'all got this!!
britney: you want a hot body?
me: *sniffling*..yeah
britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati?
me: *whimpering* no, no i just...
britney: you better work bitch
me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....
me: *sniffling*..yeah
britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati?
me: *whimpering* no, no i just...
britney: you better work bitch
me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
britney: you want a hot body?
me: *sniffling*..yeah
britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati?
me: *whimpering* no, no i just...
britney: you better work bitch
me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....
me: *sniffling*..yeah
britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati?
me: *whimpering* no, no i just...
britney: you better work bitch
me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....
today would have been my mom's 66th birthday so i'm honoring her by doing some of the things she enjoyed most: getting just a lil bit zooted while listening to studio 54 playlists. and then later i'll have a lil piece of tiramisu after dinner but not before smoking a big ol' pregnant doink 😌
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
today would have been my mom's 66th birthday so i'm honoring her by doing some of the things she enjoyed most: getting just a lil bit zooted while listening to studio 54 playlists. and then later i'll have a lil piece of tiramisu after dinner but not before smoking a big ol' pregnant doink 😌
lmao internet's broken
October 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
lmao internet's broken
it's the ai generated signs at the protest for me
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
it's the ai generated signs at the protest for me
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FEELING JAZZY WITH
NANCY AND FRIENDS
NANCY AND FRIENDS
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
FEELING JAZZY WITH
NANCY AND FRIENDS
NANCY AND FRIENDS
doing insane italian mom shit today like...defuzzing and steaming the couch pillows and washing the steps and walls! my napoletano ancestors smile upon me and say "who taught you how to clean, huh?"
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
doing insane italian mom shit today like...defuzzing and steaming the couch pillows and washing the steps and walls! my napoletano ancestors smile upon me and say "who taught you how to clean, huh?"
it dawned on me today that my genderqueer hook up buddy looks like what i would look like if i was genderqueer (and had blue eyes). i am not being the "i want to fuck myself" allegations any time soon.
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it dawned on me today that my genderqueer hook up buddy looks like what i would look like if i was genderqueer (and had blue eyes). i am not being the "i want to fuck myself" allegations any time soon.