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@tiffavigilante.bsky.social
tiffa - poet/punk/philly; s/h;
band mom of Teenage Bigfoot; dumb bi bitch; crafter/maker; cozy gamer
band mom of Teenage Bigfoot; dumb bi bitch; crafter/maker; cozy gamer
cathy's out in these street, ya heard?
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
cathy's out in these street, ya heard?
you deserve a better morning - have a cat in an impossible pose!
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
you deserve a better morning - have a cat in an impossible pose!
it's my birthday. i finished writing what i think is one of the best songs of my career (in a challenge to myself to write something in strophic form), the pop girlies are beefing, i'm single for the first time in a decade and i'm having a brat fall.
![bosco from rpdr in a gorgeous flippy blonde wig, pencil thin brows, a shimmer of blue eyeshadow, bright red lips, crying beautifully, with closed captioning reading "[cries in cunty]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6furpwaa65aloztoxhvcfb2/bafkreidlysppo7pfehua4m24vvbdjwpr7hmww5cy4dto3nzao3cuwd5j6y@jpeg)
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
it's my birthday. i finished writing what i think is one of the best songs of my career (in a challenge to myself to write something in strophic form), the pop girlies are beefing, i'm single for the first time in a decade and i'm having a brat fall.
give this person a raise
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
give this person a raise
in this house, we respect power pop, end of shtory!
September 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
in this house, we respect power pop, end of shtory!
after all, why not? why shouldn't i have a slice of leftover pizza and a handful of cherries for breakfast?
August 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
after all, why not? why shouldn't i have a slice of leftover pizza and a handful of cherries for breakfast?
deleting 212 off of all my girlie pop playlists
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
deleting 212 off of all my girlie pop playlists
i always thought this line was hilarious in theory but wow never thought i'd ever take on the feeling. a+ script writing, give them 30 rock posthumous emmy.
July 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i always thought this line was hilarious in theory but wow never thought i'd ever take on the feeling. a+ script writing, give them 30 rock posthumous emmy.
reported a video on IG of israelis wearing trump shirts singing "we bombed iran" to "barbara ann" and this was the response i got
June 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
reported a video on IG of israelis wearing trump shirts singing "we bombed iran" to "barbara ann" and this was the response i got
something odd is happening on philly's #1 gospel station...
May 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
something odd is happening on philly's #1 gospel station...
after all, why not? why shouldn't i eat all the berries and burrata?
May 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
after all, why not? why shouldn't i eat all the berries and burrata?
RIP Rainbow Sweatband
2017-2025
Born 2025 - Welcome back, Rainbow Sweatband
2017-2025
Born 2025 - Welcome back, Rainbow Sweatband
May 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
RIP Rainbow Sweatband
2017-2025
Born 2025 - Welcome back, Rainbow Sweatband
2017-2025
Born 2025 - Welcome back, Rainbow Sweatband
shhh, they're sleeping
May 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
shhh, they're sleeping
happy recurring eye injury day to me!!
May 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
happy recurring eye injury day to me!!
can't believe some jerk off dumped antifreeze in wissahickon. a pox, a pox upon their ass!
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
can't believe some jerk off dumped antifreeze in wissahickon. a pox, a pox upon their ass!
brought flowers to mom at the ocean, ate crabs at chickies, and got candy and fudge - a proper shore sunday has been had.
May 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
brought flowers to mom at the ocean, ate crabs at chickies, and got candy and fudge - a proper shore sunday has been had.
back on patco
you think this person still feels this way or...?
you think this person still feels this way or...?
April 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
back on patco
you think this person still feels this way or...?
you think this person still feels this way or...?
just got on the patco
April 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
just got on the patco
my niece drew a pic of me at easter brunch today and I
dying at how she nailed the detail of my glasses constantly being on top of my head
dying at how she nailed the detail of my glasses constantly being on top of my head
April 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
my niece drew a pic of me at easter brunch today and I
dying at how she nailed the detail of my glasses constantly being on top of my head
dying at how she nailed the detail of my glasses constantly being on top of my head
just short of a year after losing my mom, today we said goodbye to sophie, one of the best baby sized dogs you could ever cuddle. i am a wreck.
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
just short of a year after losing my mom, today we said goodbye to sophie, one of the best baby sized dogs you could ever cuddle. i am a wreck.