“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

Senator Padilla scouting report: Good size/speed athlete with quick first step. Needs to significantly improve pass rush moves this offseason to make bigger impact

Jung Hoo Lee hitting a 3 run HR on Korean Heritage Night in San Francisco is delightful (via MLB)

it’s what Jackie would’ve wanted

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Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

Luka Garza 6-6 14 points
Luke Kennard 6-10 15 points

*at the archaeological society's exhibition of my perfectly-preserved corpse recently retrieved from a glacial fissure* Our research indicates this example of early Homo sapiens was a low status male, based on his stupid-ass fit. We believe a fit this busted was reserved for society's biggest chumps

Bro about to pen a trade deal with a minor Dutch Countess that’s going to shape Atlantic mercantilism for a century.

Watching De'Aaron Fox