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A jolly good fellow.

Can be found here and https://yellowmustard.club/@threeze
I barely post but when I do it's normally NIN related. Expect some.
June 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
June 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Add me to the list of posters who, eh, you know?
February 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The EU should start fining companies who appear to ignore the existence of trim() functions when doing form validation
November 29, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
It’s such an older crowd at this gig that the lines for the Gents are extra long due to prostate issues.
November 29, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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Is there a Zamboni for big music gigs? Clean up the beer cans?
November 29, 2024 at 8:08 AM
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I may not be the best father out there but at least my kids will learn to play with inverted-look like civilised people.
November 26, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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I feel like Jack Dorsey’s former ties to this place are a PR problem to address, at least among the technical community.

Someone in the fediverse claimed the leadership had “authoritarian tendencies” and when I asked what they meant, they pointed to Dorsey.

Like, he left a long time ago.
November 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Hi.
I live again - Army of Darkness
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November 18, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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I have a long list of unbelievable stories, but I'll go with... I once ended up getting coffee with Trent Reznor, and we spent a decent portion of the time swapping baby-care tips (we were both first time fathers and my kid was a few months older, iirc).
May 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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and me right in the middle of that pizza recipe with the non toxic glue
May 23, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Don’t say anything horrible about James Paterson. Don’t say anything horrible about James Paterson. Don’t say anything horrible about James Paterson. Don’t say anything horrible about James Paterson. Don’t say anything horrible about James Paterson. Don’t say anything horrible about James Paterson.
May 23, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I think we should nuke social media from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
May 22, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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This is such a terrible idea. www.theverge.com/2024/5/20/24... have a shared home computer? Want to look up things you would prefer your (perhaps abusive) partner didn't know about? Well, bad news. And of course enterprise customers will start demanding access to staff computers. &c &c &c
Recall is Microsoft’s key to unlocking the future of PCs
Would you like a timeline of everything you do on your PC?
www.theverge.com
May 21, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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Theory (based on beers in the sun earlier): tech companies have become so big and lucrative that they have been captured by the same MBA/marketing/sales dipshits as any mature industry, but with tech there is far more room to just make shit up, if not outright pressure to do so.
May 21, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Windows 11’s investor pitch: “Torment Nexus, but with ads”
May 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
You ever do that thing where you want some thing but that thing is too costly so you buy another thing that does 90% of what the first thing does but it doesn't make you 100% happy (because owning things is the only path to happiness) and then end up buying first thing and then have 1.5x the regret?
May 21, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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Microsoft's decisions, like seemingly rowing back on Surface, Start Menu ads, closing studios, and porting AAA games to PS5, show a short-term financial focus (Jez Corden/Windows Central)

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May 16, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Do the Germans have a word for when you already have too many headphones and you buy another pair, and this new pair costs roughly 2x more than the last pair you bought, and you already felt guilty about how much those cost and all you do is listen to Scooter's The Logical Song on repeat on them?
May 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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Working on some new ad copy for contraception
May 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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April 24, 2024 at 7:19 AM