Karl!
@justestin.bsky.social
Unprofessional opinions and advice. WD40 for when it doesn’t move and should, duct tape for when it moves and shouldn’t. Not to be taken seriously, or orally.
Still there when I got back. Took a lot of convincing to move
February 15, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Still there when I got back. Took a lot of convincing to move
I JUST DROVE THIS FUCKING CAR.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I JUST DROVE THIS FUCKING CAR.
You know the least realistic thing about Star Trek?
It's not faster than light travel.
It's not a post-money society.
It's not an android robot on a space ship.
It's the idea that a dozen senior staff could have a productive meeting, make a decision and then get on with it, within 3 minutes.
It's not faster than light travel.
It's not a post-money society.
It's not an android robot on a space ship.
It's the idea that a dozen senior staff could have a productive meeting, make a decision and then get on with it, within 3 minutes.
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
You know the least realistic thing about Star Trek?
It's not faster than light travel.
It's not a post-money society.
It's not an android robot on a space ship.
It's the idea that a dozen senior staff could have a productive meeting, make a decision and then get on with it, within 3 minutes.
It's not faster than light travel.
It's not a post-money society.
It's not an android robot on a space ship.
It's the idea that a dozen senior staff could have a productive meeting, make a decision and then get on with it, within 3 minutes.
People's IQ should be presented like the weather:
Actual IQ: 121
Feels like: 84
Actual IQ: 121
Feels like: 84
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
People's IQ should be presented like the weather:
Actual IQ: 121
Feels like: 84
Actual IQ: 121
Feels like: 84
Fuck. Me.
I mean, I'm not shocked, but tell me again WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK MY TAX DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT ON THE U.S. MILITARY?!?
People can't afford to see their Dr, we give tax discounts to landlords like lollies, I'm watching education fall apart, but hey... US SUBS!
I mean, I'm not shocked, but tell me again WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK MY TAX DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT ON THE U.S. MILITARY?!?
People can't afford to see their Dr, we give tax discounts to landlords like lollies, I'm watching education fall apart, but hey... US SUBS!
US congressional report explores option of not delivering any Aukus nuclear submarines to Australia
Report offers alternative of the US navy retaining boats and operating them out of Australian bases
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Fuck. Me.
I mean, I'm not shocked, but tell me again WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK MY TAX DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT ON THE U.S. MILITARY?!?
People can't afford to see their Dr, we give tax discounts to landlords like lollies, I'm watching education fall apart, but hey... US SUBS!
I mean, I'm not shocked, but tell me again WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK MY TAX DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT ON THE U.S. MILITARY?!?
People can't afford to see their Dr, we give tax discounts to landlords like lollies, I'm watching education fall apart, but hey... US SUBS!
If Pauline gets Bernardi up, imma pull shit like this.
If Pauline forms opposition...
If Pauline forms opposition...
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
If Pauline gets Bernardi up, imma pull shit like this.
If Pauline forms opposition...
If Pauline forms opposition...
Reposted by Karl!
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
Reposted by Karl!
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
One thing we’ve all learnt from the Epstein emails is that all the time we spend fretting about sounding professional to important people is a complete waste.
They can’t write for shit.
They can’t write for shit.
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
One thing we’ve all learnt from the Epstein emails is that all the time we spend fretting about sounding professional to important people is a complete waste.
They can’t write for shit.
They can’t write for shit.
People think that the Lockheed SR-71 is the fastest air-breathing object.
Nope.
I dropped some pork. It's a husky. I swear he went from asleep to across the living room, to the kitchen, before it hit the floor.
Nope.
I dropped some pork. It's a husky. I swear he went from asleep to across the living room, to the kitchen, before it hit the floor.
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 AM
People think that the Lockheed SR-71 is the fastest air-breathing object.
Nope.
I dropped some pork. It's a husky. I swear he went from asleep to across the living room, to the kitchen, before it hit the floor.
Nope.
I dropped some pork. It's a husky. I swear he went from asleep to across the living room, to the kitchen, before it hit the floor.
How long until markets just ignore the U.S. altogether? Can’t be too long now.
“Ohh the big bad orange man made a threat! Anyway”
“Ohh the big bad orange man made a threat! Anyway”
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
How long until markets just ignore the U.S. altogether? Can’t be too long now.
“Ohh the big bad orange man made a threat! Anyway”
“Ohh the big bad orange man made a threat! Anyway”
Isn’t this the usual rules? 8 balls up, two balls out?
I'm shit at pool. Once when I tried to distract my mate from winning, I took my bollocks out of my pants and hung them into the pocket he was aiming for. Struck them of course and had an awkward time explaining to the staff at A&E why my scrotum was purple, bleeding and swollen
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Isn’t this the usual rules? 8 balls up, two balls out?
Guess how I met this guy yesterday.
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Guess how I met this guy yesterday.
Five jobs I’ve had:
Worked in a music store
A/V equipment installation
Skydive pilot
IT hardware bitch at a science place
Risk analyst at a shipyard
Worked in a music store
A/V equipment installation
Skydive pilot
IT hardware bitch at a science place
Risk analyst at a shipyard
Five jobs I’ve had:
Printer’s hand
Data entry operator
Events coordinator
Radio station manager
Systems administrator
Printer’s hand
Data entry operator
Events coordinator
Radio station manager
Systems administrator
Five jobs I’ve had
Sports journalist
Subeditor
Fast food cashier
Regulatory analyst
Contact centre bitch (sorry, consultant)
Sports journalist
Subeditor
Fast food cashier
Regulatory analyst
Contact centre bitch (sorry, consultant)
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Worked in a music store
A/V equipment installation
Skydive pilot
IT hardware bitch at a science place
Risk analyst at a shipyard
Worked in a music store
A/V equipment installation
Skydive pilot
IT hardware bitch at a science place
Risk analyst at a shipyard
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind, we've gone too far...
January 29, 2026 at 7:12 AM
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind, we've gone too far...
Reposted by Karl!
“Australia’s health system is under strain. The reason is simple. Ours isn’t a health system. It’s an illness system: too reliant on hospitals and specialists, neglecting prevention and primary care,” writes Luke Slawomirski.
Read Luke Slawomirski’s article on The Point: https://theaus.in/4rh9wil
Read Luke Slawomirski’s article on The Point: https://theaus.in/4rh9wil
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
“Australia’s health system is under strain. The reason is simple. Ours isn’t a health system. It’s an illness system: too reliant on hospitals and specialists, neglecting prevention and primary care,” writes Luke Slawomirski.
Read Luke Slawomirski’s article on The Point: https://theaus.in/4rh9wil
Read Luke Slawomirski’s article on The Point: https://theaus.in/4rh9wil
Kneepads
Official webstore of Gavin Newsom For Governor
store.gavinnewsom.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The U.S. Govt is pissed at a social commentator for comparing the actions of ICE to the gestapo.
The progressive left wing commentator *wait, checks notes* WAS JOE FUCKING ROGAN?!? THE US GOVT THINK JOE ROGAN IS TOO PROGRESSIVE?!?
Sigh.
The progressive left wing commentator *wait, checks notes* WAS JOE FUCKING ROGAN?!? THE US GOVT THINK JOE ROGAN IS TOO PROGRESSIVE?!?
Sigh.
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
The U.S. Govt is pissed at a social commentator for comparing the actions of ICE to the gestapo.
The progressive left wing commentator *wait, checks notes* WAS JOE FUCKING ROGAN?!? THE US GOVT THINK JOE ROGAN IS TOO PROGRESSIVE?!?
Sigh.
The progressive left wing commentator *wait, checks notes* WAS JOE FUCKING ROGAN?!? THE US GOVT THINK JOE ROGAN IS TOO PROGRESSIVE?!?
Sigh.
It'll also need to look how we've speculatively priced an entire generation out of a home, and almost priced them out of renting, leading to people blaming the cost of living crisis on immigration.
Which will also never happen.
Which will also never happen.
Any Royal Commission into social cohesion would need to look at News Ltd and Sky. That’s why it’ll never happen
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
It'll also need to look how we've speculatively priced an entire generation out of a home, and almost priced them out of renting, leading to people blaming the cost of living crisis on immigration.
Which will also never happen.
Which will also never happen.
Fuck yeah, I love the smell of burning rubber when I step out on my deck.
#wankernats
#wankernats
January 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Fuck yeah, I love the smell of burning rubber when I step out on my deck.
#wankernats
#wankernats