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Unprofessional opinions and advice. WD40 for when it doesn’t move and should, duct tape for when it moves and shouldn’t. Not to be taken seriously, or orally.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Yeah, like go them! Awesome!

Still, can I have just a little passenger rail in regional NSW?
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Last night while looking at cars for sale, I found a few Model S for cheap.

I was almost doing the meme…
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November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And somehow we’re meant to be thankful it isn’t the American system.

I’m gonna be out of poker close to $10k this year, my dad is pushing $5k. A friend of mine, John, had major heart problems and he’s out close to $50k.

I could not get treatment, I’d survive. I assume John would just die?
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I understand that! The trouble mine got into when they were pups… goodness. It’s dramatically reduced now. Reduced, not stopped.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You've gotta admit, as far as bullshit goes, it's impressive.

Like, if you sat down, with a bottle of whiskey, a pen and paper and went "what's the most Orwellian, dystopian Internet-of-Shit product that could be made" you'd be lucky if you got to the Orb.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Albanese Government does not like to be held to account.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

www.hrlc.org.au/news/2024-03...
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Black coffee.
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I can’t wait until some poor APS who is pushing 50hour weeks, is exhausted tired and not trained in their job, uses AI to provide what amounts to legal advice.

That won’t be the fault of the government, ohh no, it’ll be hung on the poor soul who used the tools given to them.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ve gotta convince my ex to buy an EV. He’s only 20k overdue for an oil change. In a VW group turbo car.

That’s fine…
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ohh yeah, I’m definitely all for EVs, I’d just like it if the govt stepped in and regulated modern cars for modern problems, like a lack of physical buttons leading to distracted driving, and maintenance that can’t be done by local EV mechanics.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There’s comfort in an off road car you can spanner on.

I’ve heard rumours that some new EVs need a login to change brake pads!
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They’re kinda terrible, but also kinda awesome. For someone who doesn’t mind a tinker, they’re fun!
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When did you get a Disco? Did I miss this vehicular procurement?
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sorry I'm late boss!

Want me to do some shitposting?
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Don't worry, we'll get some lovely Virginia class subs!
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
He must’ve gone to the UK a dozen times. He had two lawyers and a barrister on it. He tied the fucktard up in court, and it still took a year and a half.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM