Thomas Newman
@thomasnewman.bsky.social
KY Colonel. Used to be cool. Not the soundtrack composer.
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Imagine how many jira tickets there’d be if we tried to go to the moon today.
August 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Imagine how many jira tickets there’d be if we tried to go to the moon today.
You know you is never seen being excited about AI?
Women. I’m with them.
Women. I’m with them.
August 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You know you is never seen being excited about AI?
Women. I’m with them.
Women. I’m with them.
Was at the KY state fair for six hours today and only saw ONE dumb fuck wearing a Trump hat.
August 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Was at the KY state fair for six hours today and only saw ONE dumb fuck wearing a Trump hat.
I’ve been going through Wikipedia’s list of “great American novels” and I just polished off another two.
Now I need something new. I want recommendations from yall. What books do you still think about years after you’ve read them?
No genre preference, but I’m rather tired of sci-fi and fantasy.
Now I need something new. I want recommendations from yall. What books do you still think about years after you’ve read them?
No genre preference, but I’m rather tired of sci-fi and fantasy.
August 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ve been going through Wikipedia’s list of “great American novels” and I just polished off another two.
Now I need something new. I want recommendations from yall. What books do you still think about years after you’ve read them?
No genre preference, but I’m rather tired of sci-fi and fantasy.
Now I need something new. I want recommendations from yall. What books do you still think about years after you’ve read them?
No genre preference, but I’m rather tired of sci-fi and fantasy.
Dude in front of me is buying pregnancy tests and does NOT look stoked about it.
August 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dude in front of me is buying pregnancy tests and does NOT look stoked about it.
I’ve been crushing through books lately as I’ve been avoiding social media more, and I finished Blood Meridian three days ago and I’m still unpacking it. I need more books like that.
August 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ve been crushing through books lately as I’ve been avoiding social media more, and I finished Blood Meridian three days ago and I’m still unpacking it. I need more books like that.
Just finished reading Station Eleven and if we all start to die quickly, I’m going to fill my pockets with bullets and shit so I’ll leave loot when I die
August 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just finished reading Station Eleven and if we all start to die quickly, I’m going to fill my pockets with bullets and shit so I’ll leave loot when I die
Boss asked me today to please stop using the word “clankers” derogatorily about anything AI or robot related.
August 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Boss asked me today to please stop using the word “clankers” derogatorily about anything AI or robot related.
I want to find a way for people to be able to listen to music while reading, but the music rotates to match the mood of what they’re reading
July 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I want to find a way for people to be able to listen to music while reading, but the music rotates to match the mood of what they’re reading
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yesss things are about to get interesting
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
yesss things are about to get interesting
I’ve been spending time reading rather than being on social media and it’s done wonders for my mental health.
Which is saying a lot because I’m reading Blood Meridian
Which is saying a lot because I’m reading Blood Meridian
July 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ve been spending time reading rather than being on social media and it’s done wonders for my mental health.
Which is saying a lot because I’m reading Blood Meridian
Which is saying a lot because I’m reading Blood Meridian
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July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I am the only dad in this SkyZone reading a book.
July 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I am the only dad in this SkyZone reading a book.
A drug dealing ice cream truck sounds like something they taught us in dare class www.whas11.com/article/news...
Southern Indiana woman pulled over for speeding while driving ice cream truck, then arrested for drug possession
Police say the ice cream truck was carrying methamphetamine, "legend drugs," paraphernalia and controlled substances.
www.whas11.com
July 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A drug dealing ice cream truck sounds like something they taught us in dare class www.whas11.com/article/news...
There’s always cute comparisons to how big your baby is in utero but you never hear anyone say “she’s as big as a subwoofer” down the road
July 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
There’s always cute comparisons to how big your baby is in utero but you never hear anyone say “she’s as big as a subwoofer” down the road
This is why I think that there’s someone so powerful, rich, or scary, that they’re all being blackmailed into keeping the whole business a secret.
Nancy Pelosi characterizes the Epstein scandal and seeming coverup as "a distraction" from kitchen table issues
July 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This is why I think that there’s someone so powerful, rich, or scary, that they’re all being blackmailed into keeping the whole business a secret.
Praying would be easier if you got a receipt
July 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Praying would be easier if you got a receipt
Watching the press briefing and these dipshits are asking about Shen Yun and Alcatraz island instead of the Epstein files and shit.
Shithole country.
Shithole country.
July 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Watching the press briefing and these dipshits are asking about Shen Yun and Alcatraz island instead of the Epstein files and shit.
Shithole country.
Shithole country.
Seeing this ruined my day
July 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Seeing this ruined my day
One QR code for sale. Never scanned.
July 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One QR code for sale. Never scanned.
I get up and open the door without looking a lot for someone who can just look from their phone.
July 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I get up and open the door without looking a lot for someone who can just look from their phone.
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When mayors tell their cities to stay inside, schools go to online classes, work places are empty because workers can't risk showing up, neighbors have to hide each other, and agents abduct people who make sustenance possible, it should be absolutely clear that fascism is right now, right here.
July 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When mayors tell their cities to stay inside, schools go to online classes, work places are empty because workers can't risk showing up, neighbors have to hide each other, and agents abduct people who make sustenance possible, it should be absolutely clear that fascism is right now, right here.
