Thomas Newman
@thomasnewman.bsky.social
KY Colonel. Used to be cool. Not the soundtrack composer.
Seeing this ruined my day
July 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Seeing this ruined my day
For when you absolutely positively want to fight a cop
July 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
For when you absolutely positively want to fight a cop
Dang, Henry was a real one.
July 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dang, Henry was a real one.
Of course they did. Incompetent morons can’t just drop it and admit they were wrong.
July 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Of course they did. Incompetent morons can’t just drop it and admit they were wrong.
Asked my maga uncle how the new Korean chicken joint next to his place is. Of course he instantly got racist about it.
July 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Asked my maga uncle how the new Korean chicken joint next to his place is. Of course he instantly got racist about it.
Welp…. Just had “THAT” conversation with my mother where we had it out over her maga beliefs.
July 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Welp…. Just had “THAT” conversation with my mother where we had it out over her maga beliefs.
This bitch just can’t stop hawking shit with his name on it. So trashy
July 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This bitch just can’t stop hawking shit with his name on it. So trashy
Dude could you seriously not put a shirt on before snapping this photo?
June 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Dude could you seriously not put a shirt on before snapping this photo?
Crushing turkey legs with my BIL at the ren Faire.
June 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Crushing turkey legs with my BIL at the ren Faire.
My wife and youngest daughter were on the news talking about Medicaid tonight.
June 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My wife and youngest daughter were on the news talking about Medicaid tonight.
Do you realize how annoying this would be to drink from?
June 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Do you realize how annoying this would be to drink from?
Put a collapsable ball pit in your house. You definitely won’t regret 800 plastic balls in your living room.
May 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Put a collapsable ball pit in your house. You definitely won’t regret 800 plastic balls in your living room.
The old Black Unity Apple Watch band goes pretty hard as a Palestinian support band.
April 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The old Black Unity Apple Watch band goes pretty hard as a Palestinian support band.
Lays is not playing around whatsoever with these. Absolutely delicious.
April 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Lays is not playing around whatsoever with these. Absolutely delicious.
Literally, literally this
April 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Literally, literally this
Can’t believe there isn’t a jd Vance nft thing like this yet.
March 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can’t believe there isn’t a jd Vance nft thing like this yet.
Wait for streaming
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wait for streaming
Important message from my wife
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Important message from my wife
They’re going to hurt healthy people too
February 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They’re going to hurt healthy people too