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December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Very humbling and inspiring to be included among a whole heck of a lot of names I’ve admired for a long time. Hell World is a special place, and more than worth your subscription.
I’ll just say that if you complained about extremely bad fundamentals (tackling) all season and are now carping about how you’d have preferred Fisch or Drinkwitz (????), you deserved the Dave Brandon years.
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’ll just say that if you complained about extremely bad fundamentals (tackling) all season and are now carping about how you’d have preferred Fisch or Drinkwitz (????), you deserved the Dave Brandon years.
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‘It’s Just Us’: The Firefighter, His Son and a Treacherous Choice
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The in-fighting has intensified, but internecine conflict is to be expected in our struggle. The path is set out before our cause; last night in a dream I saw the crowd pop the Arizonan will get in Crisler, and today I bring the purpose and resolve of Eck Thought to the New Popular Front for Kenny.
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The in-fighting has intensified, but internecine conflict is to be expected in our struggle. The path is set out before our cause; last night in a dream I saw the crowd pop the Arizonan will get in Crisler, and today I bring the purpose and resolve of Eck Thought to the New Popular Front for Kenny.
JOE BUCK: And we welcome you to Hernia Mesh Removal Malpractice Lawyers & Deja Vu Stadium on the shores of Lake Michigan in beautiful Northwest Indiana!
TROY AIKMAN: *coughing*
TROY AIKMAN: *coughing*
Crying that the taxpayers won't fund the stadium
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
JOE BUCK: And we welcome you to Hernia Mesh Removal Malpractice Lawyers & Deja Vu Stadium on the shores of Lake Michigan in beautiful Northwest Indiana!
TROY AIKMAN: *coughing*
TROY AIKMAN: *coughing*
You ever notice how the “I am being treated like Galileo!” guys seem to always take that stand with an extremely similar kind of position?
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You ever notice how the “I am being treated like Galileo!” guys seem to always take that stand with an extremely similar kind of position?
I just want to say that having “edit” right above “undo send” in iMessage is the clearest sign we have that we need to liquidate the assets of big tech and nationalize them.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I just want to say that having “edit” right above “undo send” in iMessage is the clearest sign we have that we need to liquidate the assets of big tech and nationalize them.
You are not allowed to say this paper’s sports page has a U of M bias anymore
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You are not allowed to say this paper’s sports page has a U of M bias anymore
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JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word?
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word?
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
After Jenner & Block completes this necessary investigation, I’d love for them to investigate Michigan’s contracts and communications with City Shield, Grand River Strategies, InCompliance aka Beyond Consulting, and AG Dana Nessel re: coordinated harassment & violations of student’s 1A rights!
My expectations are clear: the findings must be made public.
Transparency is essential to restoring trust and meeting the expectations of our students, faculty, alumni, the people of this state, and everyone who believes in the values this university claims to represent.
Transparency is essential to restoring trust and meeting the expectations of our students, faculty, alumni, the people of this state, and everyone who believes in the values this university claims to represent.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
After Jenner & Block completes this necessary investigation, I’d love for them to investigate Michigan’s contracts and communications with City Shield, Grand River Strategies, InCompliance aka Beyond Consulting, and AG Dana Nessel re: coordinated harassment & violations of student’s 1A rights!
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Telling my children this is Michael Gira
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Telling my children this is Michael Gira
Speaking of doing this, and to continue my propagandizing, I just don’t understand how a daggummit-speaking, fiery veteran of the OL-making mines isn’t getting more play. Does he not have an agent??
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Speaking of doing this, and to continue my propagandizing, I just don’t understand how a daggummit-speaking, fiery veteran of the OL-making mines isn’t getting more play. Does he not have an agent??
Morgan Scalley is now the Otro Capital & Limited Partners Head Football Coach at The University of Utah
NEWS: Kyle Whittingham, the all-time winningest head coach in the history of Utah’s football program, will step down from leading the Utes.
He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Morgan Scalley is now the Otro Capital & Limited Partners Head Football Coach at The University of Utah
Dusty May is a very clear example of how even mildly separating yourself from navel-gazing about Your Glorious Past doesn’t preclude tremendous results that meaningfully engage fans and alumni. Whether anyone around the football program is willing to learn that lesson *even now* is another story.
I just don't think Warde Manuel is the dude to be in charge of one of the most powerful machines in American sports. @slate.com column on the Sherrone Moore fallout slate.com/culture/2025...
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dusty May is a very clear example of how even mildly separating yourself from navel-gazing about Your Glorious Past doesn’t preclude tremendous results that meaningfully engage fans and alumni. Whether anyone around the football program is willing to learn that lesson *even now* is another story.
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any U of M Regent who isn’t talking a total purge of the AD’s office and an overhaul of the administrative culture is, to put it lightly, Fucking Unserious
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
any U of M Regent who isn’t talking a total purge of the AD’s office and an overhaul of the administrative culture is, to put it lightly, Fucking Unserious
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Warde Manuel should have absolutely never survived the Mel Pearson story. But it was hockey so no one cared
I'm pretty wary of connecting anything about this Moore case to the sign-stealing or anything else. Gets a little too real too quick when alleged real-world criminality is compared to acting like a mafioso but in NCAA fake court. However I don't see why Warde Manuel should get to keep hiring people
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Warde Manuel should have absolutely never survived the Mel Pearson story. But it was hockey so no one cared
If the regents only like to take action around football matters, perhaps they could consider the additional goodwill that would come of banning Portnoy and Lewan from campus.
It’s time for the Woke 2 Go Blue Guarantee.
It’s time for the Woke 2 Go Blue Guarantee.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If the regents only like to take action around football matters, perhaps they could consider the additional goodwill that would come of banning Portnoy and Lewan from campus.
It’s time for the Woke 2 Go Blue Guarantee.
It’s time for the Woke 2 Go Blue Guarantee.
The enemy wants to destroy your soul with psychic violence. Their malevolence knows no limit. You have only to revisit Eck Thought, recall how easy it is to snap the ball under the QB’s legs to the tailback, which your enemy is never expecting.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The enemy wants to destroy your soul with psychic violence. Their malevolence knows no limit. You have only to revisit Eck Thought, recall how easy it is to snap the ball under the QB’s legs to the tailback, which your enemy is never expecting.
Great now I have to run around all week grabbing people’s shoulders as I hear them say things like “DeBoer I guess?” screaming JASON ECk! GOOGLE JASON ECK! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WIN AT IDAHO OR NEW MEXICO????
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Great now I have to run around all week grabbing people’s shoulders as I hear them say things like “DeBoer I guess?” screaming JASON ECk! GOOGLE JASON ECK! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WIN AT IDAHO OR NEW MEXICO????
Hire jason eck imo
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hire jason eck imo
Just got out of the spreadsheet mines on a busy workday, what’d I miss?
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just got out of the spreadsheet mines on a busy workday, what’d I miss?
Get C Diff for Christmas
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Get C Diff for Christmas
College football is too big to fail. The NFL is completely reliant on it as a developmental league / talent pool. Backwards looking “it’s over” takes in the wake of Utah’s PE deal, continued conference spasms, and an embarrassing postseason structure enervate me because the real horrors are to come!
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
College football is too big to fail. The NFL is completely reliant on it as a developmental league / talent pool. Backwards looking “it’s over” takes in the wake of Utah’s PE deal, continued conference spasms, and an embarrassing postseason structure enervate me because the real horrors are to come!
We need to ban replay, humans are too stupid for the level of detail.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We need to ban replay, humans are too stupid for the level of detail.
A 12 team playoff works if you have normal sized conferences and the point of conference play is to win a conference championship. The sport is trying to do 4 different things at the same time, always, because money. 🤷♂️
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
A 12 team playoff works if you have normal sized conferences and the point of conference play is to win a conference championship. The sport is trying to do 4 different things at the same time, always, because money. 🤷♂️