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And even if i could access the roof, I don’t think I’d get great signal. If you rent at water level in a hilly town you are very much boned; meanwhile a friend in Iowa functionally pulls half the NFL games each weekend on rabbit ears.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I want to use an antenna lmao, I’m not trying to flex. It fucking sucks!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I mean, I could show you how deep red my coordinates are on the coverage map if I wanted to dox myself; some folks are victims of topography, vegetation, and available windows!
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ohhh it’s not so hard, try living just outside metro Detroit in a river valley.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Literally eat dog shit on Meet the Press or whatever while announcing your resignation.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It’s not even incompetence or cowardice, it’s something indescribably more shocking and outrageous. How do these people manage to bring air into their lungs and provide oxygen to their brains.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So the 3 GOOD is meaningless then and not actually GOOD because it will not matter. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Yes in hindsight it’s even better than a floor slap to made 3 event. Far more bizarre and humiliating.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
They don’t gaf about the average season ticket holder, no, but some of the ones in section 23 have enough money to make a stink about helping with all the bills that are coming.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
People who yell “down in front” on third down ensure Michigan has a season ticket waiting list, they’d love to fly to Germany to see Michigan play Western. It was a layup, purely a consumer confidence casualty!
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look it is impossible to tell if continuing to increase “loyalty” fees, reducing the number of home games, attenuating a gameday experience already ruined by television bidding wars, and a Morgan Wallen two-night concert cash grab email blast to all season ticket holders will be popular or not.
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
CNN going full “rageful imam Mamdani scared me,” instantly. Cry harder.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Program their ceiling mounted LED light strips to do EMDR during sleep, anything, anytime I see the men in these freakish videos I take 1,000 hope damage.
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
As a cis man I just know ALL of those boys have floor mattresses and mossy triangles of pubic hair lining the corners of their bathrooms, uncontrolled mildew in the grout. They all take extremely contaminated protein powder daily. That pill can’t come out fast enough.
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM