TheVClaw 🐗 🏳️🌈
@thevclaw.bsky.social
I'm a 35 year old freelance writer who's written millions of words worth of fanfiction (inuding the 'Brushed Away' series) since 2013. I'm a shameless gay bear (and boar) who wears my heart on my sleeve, and a My Little Pony tattoo on my chest.
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TheVClaw 🐗 🏳️🌈
@thevclaw.bsky.social
· Dec 25
My BF surprised me with this awesome art of my Boarsona! I absolutely love it! 🐗🌈
Yes, but you REMEMBER it. Over twenty years later, you still remember that movie and how it impacted your life.
Meanwhile, Illumination made their version less than 7 years ago, and I'm willing to bet you can't recall a single line off the top of your head.
Meanwhile, Illumination made their version less than 7 years ago, and I'm willing to bet you can't recall a single line off the top of your head.
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yes, but you REMEMBER it. Over twenty years later, you still remember that movie and how it impacted your life.
Meanwhile, Illumination made their version less than 7 years ago, and I'm willing to bet you can't recall a single line off the top of your head.
Meanwhile, Illumination made their version less than 7 years ago, and I'm willing to bet you can't recall a single line off the top of your head.
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Dario Argento to George A. Romero about who should score the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack:
Believe in Goblin
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dario Argento to George A. Romero about who should score the Dawn of the Dead soundtrack:
Post something random or not.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Post something random or not.
Finally got cold enough to wear my old winter coat. It's been a while since I last wore it...
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Finally got cold enough to wear my old winter coat. It's been a while since I last wore it...
Well, that doesn't sound "Mmm-Mmm Good" at all...
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Well, that doesn't sound "Mmm-Mmm Good" at all...
These would've ripped so hard back in 2008.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
These would've ripped so hard back in 2008.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Welp, that broke MY No Nut November
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Welp, that broke MY No Nut November
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump tried to stuff the paper in his mouth and eat it instead of signing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump tried to stuff the paper in his mouth and eat it instead of signing.
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BETTER A PIG THAN A FASCIST PATCHES! Funding will hopefully start on Black Friday (I have to get a certain number of people interested to get my project reviewed; if it doesn't work I'll just use a different platform).
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Get Ready for Better a Pig Than a Fascist Patches
From TabbieWolf - Get Ready for Better a Pig Than a Fascist Patches
www.backerkit.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
BETTER A PIG THAN A FASCIST PATCHES! Funding will hopefully start on Black Friday (I have to get a certain number of people interested to get my project reviewed; if it doesn't work I'll just use a different platform).
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
Amish markets are amazing! I got this FIVE POUND bag of frozen chicken tenders for less than $11
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Amish markets are amazing! I got this FIVE POUND bag of frozen chicken tenders for less than $11
"Haha! I just told him the photograph is inside of my pocket!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Haha! I just told him the photograph is inside of my pocket!"
You know somewhere out there, some gooner with an AO3 account and gigabytes worth of Clinton/Trump yaoi fanfiction is having the best day imaginable RN
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You know somewhere out there, some gooner with an AO3 account and gigabytes worth of Clinton/Trump yaoi fanfiction is having the best day imaginable RN
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The entire American experiment is based primarily on the mindless pursuit of wealth resulting in a culture of artifice where unremarkable people who were born or lucked into extreme privilege are treated like kings by armies of sycophants all rushing to the same trough?
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The entire American experiment is based primarily on the mindless pursuit of wealth resulting in a culture of artifice where unremarkable people who were born or lucked into extreme privilege are treated like kings by armies of sycophants all rushing to the same trough?
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I'm watching the new Frankenstein on Netflix right now, and Victor's narration sounds like Stewie Griffin.
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm watching the new Frankenstein on Netflix right now, and Victor's narration sounds like Stewie Griffin.
Two kimchi & bacon cheeseburgers between two grilled cheese sandwiches~
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Two kimchi & bacon cheeseburgers between two grilled cheese sandwiches~
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Billie Jean knows what she's talking about. She was the primary source for this story on anti-trans bias at NYT we ran last year.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Billie Jean knows what she's talking about. She was the primary source for this story on anti-trans bias at NYT we ran last year.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Charlie Kirk greeting Dick Cheney in Hell:
a young boy says " how happy we all are "
ALT: a young boy says " how happy we all are "
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Charlie Kirk greeting Dick Cheney in Hell:
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New public bathroom just dropped
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
New public bathroom just dropped