TheVClaw 🐗 🏳️🌈
@thevclaw.bsky.social
I'm a 35 year old freelance writer who's written millions of words worth of fanfiction (inuding the 'Brushed Away' series) since 2013. I'm a shameless gay bear (and boar) who wears my heart on my sleeve, and a My Little Pony tattoo on my chest.
He's staring at him like he wants to shoot through his hoops, and then play basketball with him afterward.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He's staring at him like he wants to shoot through his hoops, and then play basketball with him afterward.
"Excuse me, he specifically asked for NO pickles on his burger!"
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Excuse me, he specifically asked for NO pickles on his burger!"
At least it wasn't a Carolina Reaper 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
At least it wasn't a Carolina Reaper 🤣
Ghost is great as well, though I've recently gotten into Celsius. Way better "Sparkling Water" than whatever crap La Croix is pushing out, and more caffeine than Ghost!
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ghost is great as well, though I've recently gotten into Celsius. Way better "Sparkling Water" than whatever crap La Croix is pushing out, and more caffeine than Ghost!
They're really good at making their flavors taste like the actual candies. The Skittles flavor was divine~
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They're really good at making their flavors taste like the actual candies. The Skittles flavor was divine~
Now I'm imagining Mountain Lions with predominantly Midwestern accents 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Now I'm imagining Mountain Lions with predominantly Midwestern accents 🤣
I've been making a boar-themed battlevest for a few years, and this patch would be PERFECT to add!
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I've been making a boar-themed battlevest for a few years, and this patch would be PERFECT to add!
I would devour an entire box of those while high as hell
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I would devour an entire box of those while high as hell
Damn, this has been my kind of style since a couple years ago~
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Damn, this has been my kind of style since a couple years ago~
Fortnite staff were just following the rules:
homer simpson is standing in front of a sign that says " do not touch willie "
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a sign that says " do not touch willie "
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fortnite staff were just following the rules: