The Starcat
@thestarcat.bsky.social
I'm a puddin'.
Mum: @notmoro.bsky.social
Mum: @notmoro.bsky.social
It's singing to me.
Will you just listen to this bullshit
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's singing to me.
Somebody's gotta check the water quality around here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Somebody's gotta check the water quality around here.
It happens.
The witch's cat is curled up in a tight circle on a cushion, fast asleep. He chirrups awake when she kisses his forehead, and realises he has dribbled on his paws.
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It happens.
🎶Don't stop scoopin',
everybody's poopin'.
Biscuits in my tum going round
and then down.🎶
everybody's poopin'.
Biscuits in my tum going round
and then down.🎶
Why do two cats need three bathrooms? Plus the flower beds? Why?
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
🎶Don't stop scoopin',
everybody's poopin'.
Biscuits in my tum going round
and then down.🎶
everybody's poopin'.
Biscuits in my tum going round
and then down.🎶
I think I know this guy.
The witch entrusts her cat with an important mission. The cat lashes his tail proudly, and sets off.
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I think I know this guy.
All Cats Are Beautiful.
August 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
All Cats Are Beautiful.
I am Starcat
and when I see
the bowl quite empty
before me,
I fix you with
my plaintive stare.
You might at least
put bread in there.
and when I see
the bowl quite empty
before me,
I fix you with
my plaintive stare.
You might at least
put bread in there.
*sound of Starcat writing a poorly rhymed poem to the local newspaper about the way she is tragically treated*
July 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I am Starcat
and when I see
the bowl quite empty
before me,
I fix you with
my plaintive stare.
You might at least
put bread in there.
and when I see
the bowl quite empty
before me,
I fix you with
my plaintive stare.
You might at least
put bread in there.
An outrage.
I am probably old enough to show you this horrific scene of cat neglect
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
An outrage.
Sometimes you gotta get in with the bin.
April 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Sometimes you gotta get in with the bin.
Hmm. Yes. Weather.
February 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hmm. Yes. Weather.
Hey! That's MY bowl!
We have been to the vet, been declared Healthy and Handsome and a Sweet Bean, and now we are comfort eating
February 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hey! That's MY bowl!
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Fascists are bad and you should bite them. Bite them *all*. #CaturdayPSA
January 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fascists are bad and you should bite them. Bite them *all*. #CaturdayPSA
Big doof.
January 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Big doof.
That's me.
Noble, beautiful, brave, and taking none of your nonsense
January 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That's me.
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My cat grumping because she has to stay indoors
November 19, 2024 at 11:48 AM
My cat grumping because she has to stay indoors
Zi Fish hasn't met me, yet.
In #ChineseFolklore, there is a weird fish called the Zi Fish in Maoshan. It resembles a typical carp but has one head and ten bodies. If a person eats it, they will not pass gas.
泚水出焉，而東北流註於海，其中多美貝，多茈魚，其狀如鮒，一首而十身，其臭如蘪蕪，食之不䊧。~《山海經·卷四·東山經》
泚水出焉，而東北流註於海，其中多美貝，多茈魚，其狀如鮒，一首而十身，其臭如蘪蕪，食之不䊧。~《山海經·卷四·東山經》
November 18, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Zi Fish hasn't met me, yet.
Is this guy STILL here?!
November 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Is this guy STILL here?!
What is this, now? Why is it here? It smells weird. Where's the old perch? Seriously, I take one nap and it's mayhem. Wtf.
This is a very nice cat tree, but the manufacturer appears to expect that customers construct it in a state of semi-weightlessness, from the top down
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
What is this, now? Why is it here? It smells weird. Where's the old perch? Seriously, I take one nap and it's mayhem. Wtf.
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sorry
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
sorry
What the heck is all the noise in here? I don't like noises.
November 14, 2024 at 7:53 PM
What the heck is all the noise in here? I don't like noises.
Look here. @dochackenbush.bsky.social drew me.
March 7, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Look here. @dochackenbush.bsky.social drew me.
Scrumbles Shredded Chicken in Broth: a review. Smells wrong, gravy-to-meat ratio insufficient. Shreds too shreddy. Addition of licky treat overwhelmed by wrongness of the base dish. 0/10, shan't.
Me: *buys a new cat food which is very similar ro the old cat food, only shredded instead of chunks*
*rings dinner gong*
Cats: What in Bast's name is this garbage
*rings dinner gong*
Cats: What in Bast's name is this garbage
February 14, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Scrumbles Shredded Chicken in Broth: a review. Smells wrong, gravy-to-meat ratio insufficient. Shreds too shreddy. Addition of licky treat overwhelmed by wrongness of the base dish. 0/10, shan't.
I so am.
January 7, 2024 at 10:59 AM
I so am.
I LOVE THIS FABRIC, WHADDYA MEAN THE SOFA NEEDS REUPHOLSTERING
January 1, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I LOVE THIS FABRIC, WHADDYA MEAN THE SOFA NEEDS REUPHOLSTERING
I got yer Santa Claws right here.
December 20, 2023 at 11:12 PM
I got yer Santa Claws right here.