These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄
@thesepretzels.bsky.social
Mountains, dogs, truck stop coffee, and mediocre wine. Just trying to hang on for the next few years. Inland NW. I stand with Mark Milley.
Huge hassle.
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Huge hassle.
I regret changing my name.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I regret changing my name.
Agree. Just like how Jeffrey became a *problem.* Once she clears Trump's name, she is of no value anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Agree. Just like how Jeffrey became a *problem.* Once she clears Trump's name, she is of no value anymore.
I think she is safer in prison. She still knows things. "Dead men tell no tales."
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I think she is safer in prison. She still knows things. "Dead men tell no tales."
I saw very little backlash.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I saw very little backlash.
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Since we didn’t get to see this during the game: youtube.com/shorts/3A4Lp...
Epstein survivors release MUST WATCH new Super Bowl ad nationwide
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Since we didn’t get to see this during the game: youtube.com/shorts/3A4Lp...
Any reports on how Klanchella is going?
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Any reports on how Klanchella is going?
Gender-affirming care.
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Gender-affirming care.
It is not our athletes' fault we have a thin-skinned baby running our country.
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It is not our athletes' fault we have a thin-skinned baby running our country.
Waldo becomes an ICE agent.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Waldo becomes an ICE agent.
Those are not “groans,” they are laughing and whistling.
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Those are not “groans,” they are laughing and whistling.
Probably why she looks 100 years old.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Probably why she looks 100 years old.
We unsubscribed from him today. Very disappointed but right thing to do.
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
We unsubscribed from him today. Very disappointed but right thing to do.
Nope.
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Nope.
All protesters should delete their Prime accounts and any AI subscriptions. That is way more effective.
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
All protesters should delete their Prime accounts and any AI subscriptions. That is way more effective.
No *legal* voter with the wrong skin color will want to deal with it. This is a very effective tactic.
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
No *legal* voter with the wrong skin color will want to deal with it. This is a very effective tactic.
He is probably afraid of what i believe will happen next: political assassinations.
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
He is probably afraid of what i believe will happen next: political assassinations.
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Stating the obvious at this point, but the killings by ICE & CBP aren't isolated incidents; they're the product of a culture of contempt for and casual brutality toward civilians.
CNN airs compilation of federal agents acting with extreme aggression towards peaceful observers.
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Stating the obvious at this point, but the killings by ICE & CBP aren't isolated incidents; they're the product of a culture of contempt for and casual brutality toward civilians.
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After executing Alex Pretti on Saturday, ICE has shifted to primarily targeting bus stops and elementary schools in my community this week. I cannot overstate how much of the ICE activity in my community is just targeting places where little kids are.
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
After executing Alex Pretti on Saturday, ICE has shifted to primarily targeting bus stops and elementary schools in my community this week. I cannot overstate how much of the ICE activity in my community is just targeting places where little kids are.
Get rid of that guy.
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Get rid of that guy.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Trump ICE goon moons protestors
Best of the the best, this bunch. A real serious operation🎪
(H/T @reallyamerican.bsky.social )
Best of the the best, this bunch. A real serious operation🎪
(H/T @reallyamerican.bsky.social )
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Trump ICE goon moons protestors
Best of the the best, this bunch. A real serious operation🎪
(H/T @reallyamerican.bsky.social )
Best of the the best, this bunch. A real serious operation🎪
(H/T @reallyamerican.bsky.social )
The red states are the REAL sanctuary cities.
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The red states are the REAL sanctuary cities.
F*ck Fetterman
January 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
F*ck Fetterman
