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Mountains, dogs, truck stop coffee, and mediocre wine. Just trying to hang on for the next few years. Inland NW. I stand with Mark Milley.
Dear Republican Holdouts,
Go f*ck yourselves.
Go f*ck yourselves.
July 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dear Republican Holdouts,
Go f*ck yourselves.
Go f*ck yourselves.
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Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
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The world must see this. The world must act. A father and mother sit in shock beside the ruins of their home — their child is still under the rubble. This is happening right now in Ukraine.
How many more families have to be torn apart like this before the world says: Enough? Please, do something.
How many more families have to be torn apart like this before the world says: Enough? Please, do something.
June 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
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also presence in El Salvador: Starbucks, Taco Bell, Domino's, Denny's, Olive Garden, Panda Express, Pizza Hut, and KFC, AES Corp, Citibank, Chevron, Hanesbrands, Delta, Equifax, FedEx, Fruit of the Loom, Google, Kimberly-Clark, Microsoft, PriceSmart, SBA Communications, United, and Walmart
April 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
also presence in El Salvador: Starbucks, Taco Bell, Domino's, Denny's, Olive Garden, Panda Express, Pizza Hut, and KFC, AES Corp, Citibank, Chevron, Hanesbrands, Delta, Equifax, FedEx, Fruit of the Loom, Google, Kimberly-Clark, Microsoft, PriceSmart, SBA Communications, United, and Walmart
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HANES is exporting their products from their 350,000-square-foot El Salvador textile plant to the US.
— you do not get to stand by and watch human rights violations.
What’s next? Hanes using prisoners as their labor force?
Return Garcia to America!
#BOYCOTTHANES !
— you do not get to stand by and watch human rights violations.
What’s next? Hanes using prisoners as their labor force?
Return Garcia to America!
#BOYCOTTHANES !
April 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
HANES is exporting their products from their 350,000-square-foot El Salvador textile plant to the US.
— you do not get to stand by and watch human rights violations.
What’s next? Hanes using prisoners as their labor force?
Return Garcia to America!
#BOYCOTTHANES !
— you do not get to stand by and watch human rights violations.
What’s next? Hanes using prisoners as their labor force?
Return Garcia to America!
#BOYCOTTHANES !
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A friend noted how much Kevin Hassett looks and acts like Colin Robinson from WWDITS and I can't unsee it.
April 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A friend noted how much Kevin Hassett looks and acts like Colin Robinson from WWDITS and I can't unsee it.
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I will post this every day to remind us. She was always right.
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I will post this every day to remind us. She was always right.
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Make this go viral!
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
March 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Make this go viral!
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
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Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
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Rep. Jamie @raskin.house.gov: "Here's something every American can do and ought to do: Get your FOIA request in" to DOGE.
Congressman Raskin explains how he's fighting back against Elon Musk's DOGE. Watch the full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnN...
Congressman Raskin explains how he's fighting back against Elon Musk's DOGE. Watch the full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnN...
March 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rep. Jamie @raskin.house.gov: "Here's something every American can do and ought to do: Get your FOIA request in" to DOGE.
Congressman Raskin explains how he's fighting back against Elon Musk's DOGE. Watch the full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnN...
Congressman Raskin explains how he's fighting back against Elon Musk's DOGE. Watch the full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnN...
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It would be a real shame if y'all shared this online, printed out a few and hung up all around the Eastern Shore of Maryland. 😉
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It would be a real shame if y'all shared this online, printed out a few and hung up all around the Eastern Shore of Maryland. 😉
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Only in Idaho would they allow kids to raffle off a weapon responsible for killing children in their classrooms.
March 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Only in Idaho would they allow kids to raffle off a weapon responsible for killing children in their classrooms.
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Good morning, bastards.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Good morning, bastards.
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"She spoke up and now doesn't want to suffer the consequences".
Part 1 of what happened at the Kootenai legislative townhall last night.
February 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"She spoke up and now doesn't want to suffer the consequences".
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1)Racists that lack critical thinking skills...
2)They have no idea how Congress works. They don't understand that Congress allocates money for say... Fema. So, there is a limit to Fema's budget. But now their home got flooded and are mad because they only get so much money to rebuild... because
2)They have no idea how Congress works. They don't understand that Congress allocates money for say... Fema. So, there is a limit to Fema's budget. But now their home got flooded and are mad because they only get so much money to rebuild... because
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
1)Racists that lack critical thinking skills...
2)They have no idea how Congress works. They don't understand that Congress allocates money for say... Fema. So, there is a limit to Fema's budget. But now their home got flooded and are mad because they only get so much money to rebuild... because
2)They have no idea how Congress works. They don't understand that Congress allocates money for say... Fema. So, there is a limit to Fema's budget. But now their home got flooded and are mad because they only get so much money to rebuild... because
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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.
February 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.
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Pope Francis is apparently very ill—88 years old with pneumonia in both lungs. He's tough, and I hope he pulls through because the world needs him right now.
His homily on Easter after Trump's first election is foundational to my values. I think about it all the time: www.vatican.va/content/fran...
His homily on Easter after Trump's first election is foundational to my values. I think about it all the time: www.vatican.va/content/fran...
February 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pope Francis is apparently very ill—88 years old with pneumonia in both lungs. He's tough, and I hope he pulls through because the world needs him right now.
His homily on Easter after Trump's first election is foundational to my values. I think about it all the time: www.vatican.va/content/fran...
His homily on Easter after Trump's first election is foundational to my values. I think about it all the time: www.vatican.va/content/fran...
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No matter how you’ve chosen to justify your allegiance to him, ultimately you made your decision, and quite frankly, I have lost the respect for and the affinity I had with you. There is a divide between us now that will never be completely removed.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...
To The People I Know Who Voted for Him,
To the people I know who voted for him,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
No matter how you’ve chosen to justify your allegiance to him, ultimately you made your decision, and quite frankly, I have lost the respect for and the affinity I had with you. There is a divide between us now that will never be completely removed.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...
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There will be an economic blackout Feb 28 nationwide. This means don't buy ANYTHING unless it's from a small business. Do not use Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies.
There will be an economic blackout Feb 28 nationwide. This means don't buy ANYTHING unless it's from a small business. Do not use Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies.
February 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
SHARE THE NEWS
There will be an economic blackout Feb 28 nationwide. This means don't buy ANYTHING unless it's from a small business. Do not use Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies.
There will be an economic blackout Feb 28 nationwide. This means don't buy ANYTHING unless it's from a small business. Do not use Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies.
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A surprising number of Americans seem fine with a dictatorship if it targets people they don’t like.
February 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A surprising number of Americans seem fine with a dictatorship if it targets people they don’t like.