Yoink El Sploink 🍉
@theseconddumbass.bsky.social
He/Him
He’ll die, one day.
He’ll die, one day.
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chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
One day one of my posts will reach the discover tab and be hit with a deluge of replies humorless rubes that talk too much about trump’s dick size.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One day one of my posts will reach the discover tab and be hit with a deluge of replies humorless rubes that talk too much about trump’s dick size.
losing all of Australia in RISK and clasping my hands behind my back and staring out a window like I just lost 50,000 men in a military Blunder circa 1824
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
losing all of Australia in RISK and clasping my hands behind my back and staring out a window like I just lost 50,000 men in a military Blunder circa 1824
The Mamdate of heaven is strong so far
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Mamdate of heaven is strong so far
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Zohran is personally forcing me to trans my gender rn
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Zohran is personally forcing me to trans my gender rn
the people yearn for transgender socialist sharia brat law
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the people yearn for transgender socialist sharia brat law
(In a Tucker Carlson voice) Literally 538 9/11s worth of money,
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
(In a Tucker Carlson voice) Literally 538 9/11s worth of money,
are we sure it wasn’t a hunting accident
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
are we sure it wasn’t a hunting accident
no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.
caves of qud
Imagine giving birth to a coiled baby
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
caves of qud
November is one of the months of all time. Truly a month.
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
November is one of the months of all time. Truly a month.
what if JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed to crack his fine shyt wife
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
what if JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed to crack his fine shyt wife
marge, im hitting clips on sweats right now marge.
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
marge, im hitting clips on sweats right now marge.
charlie kirks’ ashes in an urn sitting on the cuck chair watching Erika Kirk and JD Vance have very awful sex
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
charlie kirks’ ashes in an urn sitting on the cuck chair watching Erika Kirk and JD Vance have very awful sex
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Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
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Do you think they scattered Charlie’s ashes on the cuck chair
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Do you think they scattered Charlie’s ashes on the cuck chair
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i will make the first vibrator based clicker game. you start out with one pulse a minute and must use a variety of mechanics to increase the output. when you cum you prestige and are awarded permanent buffs on future cycles
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i will make the first vibrator based clicker game. you start out with one pulse a minute and must use a variety of mechanics to increase the output. when you cum you prestige and are awarded permanent buffs on future cycles
“all but one of the escaped monkeys has been destroyed” oh so they went with the horse C4 method I see!
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“all but one of the escaped monkeys has been destroyed” oh so they went with the horse C4 method I see!
tgirl injecting estrogen like one of those blood phials from bloodborne
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
tgirl injecting estrogen like one of those blood phials from bloodborne