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@theseconddumbass.bsky.social
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He/Him
He’ll die, one day.
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no, Patrick, evil regimes having drip is the exception, not the rule.
Squidward. He looks very bored.
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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A target with several darts sticking out of it at multiple points, below it are the words “low accuracy” and “low precision”
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Women do not like the vehicle
A tuk-tuk with an MG3 on it.
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I forgot who made it but
an image of a cute baby seal’s face, captioned “Keep your windows locked.”
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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my honest reaction to recent events:
a seal stares at the person taking a photo of it on the other side of some aquarium glass.
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Newsom’s a crypto guy?!
adam sandler in a car
August 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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hardest image of ALL fucking time
A sick ass image of a French soldier from World War 2, holding a captured German MG42 Light Machine Gun, with the ammo belt for it draped around him like a giant brass scarf. He’s also covered in snow, making his face look like a skull as he grins.
August 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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and it will remain this way, unless we band together and try to stay afloat.
A photo of a statue of naked Aphrodite. Her vagina and breasts are covered by the logos for Visa and Mastercard respectively.
August 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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my name is edwin
July 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A photo of a clone trooper in a parody of the “SYBAU 💔” image but it says “Clanker 💔”
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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ONE OF MY COLONISTS IS FINALLY PREGNANT
A guy jumping for joy against a backdrop of a beautiful sunset
June 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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an image of Shanon Sharpe crying captioned “When you pull up to work and the building still standing”
June 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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the actual polar opposite of the fucking Elon Musk room in Cruelty Squad
A screenshot of cruelty squad showing the outer texture of a room. It is stretched PNG’s of Elon Musks face.
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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gif of a guy taking massive fucking strides while walking, captioned “when ya balls stick to ya legs”
June 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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we gotta get more people posting shit like this here goddamnit
June 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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damn bro you really got the whole crowd cheering*
(*staring blankly and pretending to care)
Splitgate 2 lead dev wearing a “MAKE FPS GREAT AGAIN” hat
June 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Chiikawa gets brutally murdered by a crowd in Detroit (video evidence attached)
May 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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probably
May 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This fuckign video
May 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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hell yea
May 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Happy 80th anniversary to this goofy ass Dutch newspaper article!
The front page of a Dutch newspaper on April 30th, 1945, it says “HITLER DOOD, WAT NOU?” (Hitler dead, what now?)
April 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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“Drinking from skulls is a noble tradition.”
A Sea Raider from Mount and Blade: Warband. One of his lines is him yelling “I will drink from your skull!”
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Gamergate 3:
an image of a guy from the “Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler” rap battle video saying “I am Adolf Hitler”. His eyes look fearful.
April 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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pov: you are the pope and are about to die of cringe
One of those fucked up edits of JD Vance’s face.
April 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM