The Red King
@theredking.bsky.social
Jeff Dahl - Story Director for Dystopia Rising: The Anvil LARP - TTRPG/LARP Writer (Aethera Campaign Setting, Dystopia Rising LARP, others) , horror fan, surviving capitalism one gig at a time.
Pacific Northwest. Sasquatch is real, and he dated my ex.
Pacific Northwest. Sasquatch is real, and he dated my ex.
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
My youth psychiatrist had the original Red Box on his wall and I made the mistake of asking what it was. I connected it to the D&D CYOA books that my reading teacher had me reading, and then I was doomed.
My youth psychiatrist had the original Red Box on his wall and I made the mistake of asking what it was. I connected it to the D&D CYOA books that my reading teacher had me reading, and then I was doomed.
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
i was captured by a troll as a child and dragged down hundreds of levels into the black depths of an underworld spire. i spent many years in a cage, eating maggots and grubs, until an ostrich-man saved me. when i asked him his name, he said "urist mcttrpg"
i was captured by a troll as a child and dragged down hundreds of levels into the black depths of an underworld spire. i spent many years in a cage, eating maggots and grubs, until an ostrich-man saved me. when i asked him his name, he said "urist mcttrpg"
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
The moment I was born, TTRPGs pinned my shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tore it from me. This is my first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.
The moment I was born, TTRPGs pinned my shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tore it from me. This is my first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
My youth psychiatrist had the original Red Box on his wall and I made the mistake of asking what it was. I connected it to the D&D CYOA books that my reading teacher had me reading, and then I was doomed.
My youth psychiatrist had the original Red Box on his wall and I made the mistake of asking what it was. I connected it to the D&D CYOA books that my reading teacher had me reading, and then I was doomed.
Downfall's complete! Went amazing, and now, sleep beckons.
Hope to see even more of you in the wastelands next time...
Hope to see even more of you in the wastelands next time...
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Downfall's complete! Went amazing, and now, sleep beckons.
Hope to see even more of you in the wastelands next time...
Hope to see even more of you in the wastelands next time...
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We can't give up now. ❄️
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We can't give up now. ❄️
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Dear Democratic Senators: if you vote for this selling out of the ACA it will be the end of your careers. Depend upon it. You are there to defend this country against Trump and the fascists, not collude with them. If you become Quislings, you will forever REMAIN Quislings
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Dear Democratic Senators: if you vote for this selling out of the ACA it will be the end of your careers. Depend upon it. You are there to defend this country against Trump and the fascists, not collude with them. If you become Quislings, you will forever REMAIN Quislings
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What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation.
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation.
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
My stance on MTG's turn against Trump:
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but it's good for us that they're fighting at least.
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but it's good for us that they're fighting at least.
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My stance on MTG's turn against Trump:
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but it's good for us that they're fighting at least.
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but it's good for us that they're fighting at least.
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Hey nerds!
GeekGirlCon is this weekend. I love it dearly and would love to see it survive. It is a phenomenal convention, it always feels like a warm hug. If you're in the area, give it a look?
geekgirlcon.com/passes/
GeekGirlCon is this weekend. I love it dearly and would love to see it survive. It is a phenomenal convention, it always feels like a warm hug. If you're in the area, give it a look?
geekgirlcon.com/passes/
GeekGirlCon
geekgirlcon.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey nerds!
GeekGirlCon is this weekend. I love it dearly and would love to see it survive. It is a phenomenal convention, it always feels like a warm hug. If you're in the area, give it a look?
geekgirlcon.com/passes/
GeekGirlCon is this weekend. I love it dearly and would love to see it survive. It is a phenomenal convention, it always feels like a warm hug. If you're in the area, give it a look?
geekgirlcon.com/passes/
Come join us at Dystopia Rising Connecticut, Dec 5-7th, for an online event! I'm one of the module runners, and it's going to be a great time!
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Come join us at Dystopia Rising Connecticut, Dec 5-7th, for an online event! I'm one of the module runners, and it's going to be a great time!
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They gutted the Washington Post. CBS. NYT. Now Teen Vogue.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They gutted the Washington Post. CBS. NYT. Now Teen Vogue.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point.
They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
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Reminder that your deadline to vote in WA is tomorrow (Nov 4th) by 8pm!
Get out there n' get that civic duty done, ya'll.
www.sos.wa.gov/elections/el...
Get out there n' get that civic duty done, ya'll.
www.sos.wa.gov/elections/el...
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reminder that your deadline to vote in WA is tomorrow (Nov 4th) by 8pm!
Get out there n' get that civic duty done, ya'll.
www.sos.wa.gov/elections/el...
Get out there n' get that civic duty done, ya'll.
www.sos.wa.gov/elections/el...
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&M's.
S&M's.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Shittles.
Shittles.
change one letter, ruin a candy.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&M's.
S&M's.
Okay, wait, wait, wait...
So, the Phantasm series.
It's about an evil figure that's on a mission to capture people - especially psychics - and turn them into weird cloaked servitors to ship off to another world for unknown reasons...
...does this series take place in King's Dark Tower universe?
So, the Phantasm series.
It's about an evil figure that's on a mission to capture people - especially psychics - and turn them into weird cloaked servitors to ship off to another world for unknown reasons...
...does this series take place in King's Dark Tower universe?
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Okay, wait, wait, wait...
So, the Phantasm series.
It's about an evil figure that's on a mission to capture people - especially psychics - and turn them into weird cloaked servitors to ship off to another world for unknown reasons...
...does this series take place in King's Dark Tower universe?
So, the Phantasm series.
It's about an evil figure that's on a mission to capture people - especially psychics - and turn them into weird cloaked servitors to ship off to another world for unknown reasons...
...does this series take place in King's Dark Tower universe?
Picked up this amazing tapestry from @sloppjockey.bsky.social 's booth at the Oddities expo this past weekend in Seattle!
Had my eye on it for awhile, love it. It's now my backdrop for every remote chat I'm going to do.
"Yes, I live in the Void of Hungry Maws now. Next question?"
Had my eye on it for awhile, love it. It's now my backdrop for every remote chat I'm going to do.
"Yes, I live in the Void of Hungry Maws now. Next question?"
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Picked up this amazing tapestry from @sloppjockey.bsky.social 's booth at the Oddities expo this past weekend in Seattle!
Had my eye on it for awhile, love it. It's now my backdrop for every remote chat I'm going to do.
"Yes, I live in the Void of Hungry Maws now. Next question?"
Had my eye on it for awhile, love it. It's now my backdrop for every remote chat I'm going to do.
"Yes, I live in the Void of Hungry Maws now. Next question?"
Eagerly awaiting this release tomorrow.
The voice acting and characterization was excellent, the gameplay loop was engaging from what I saw of it, the concept and worldbuilding were fun -- had not a single real criticism from the demo.
The voice acting and characterization was excellent, the gameplay loop was engaging from what I saw of it, the concept and worldbuilding were fun -- had not a single real criticism from the demo.
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Eagerly awaiting this release tomorrow.
The voice acting and characterization was excellent, the gameplay loop was engaging from what I saw of it, the concept and worldbuilding were fun -- had not a single real criticism from the demo.
The voice acting and characterization was excellent, the gameplay loop was engaging from what I saw of it, the concept and worldbuilding were fun -- had not a single real criticism from the demo.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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I think true love is my wife watching me get beaten so throughly by Jake from State Farm in NBA 2K25 that she is now learning how to play the game from first principles so she can beat him for me
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I think true love is my wife watching me get beaten so throughly by Jake from State Farm in NBA 2K25 that she is now learning how to play the game from first principles so she can beat him for me
October 18th Movie: Death House
What was intended to be the 'Expendables' of horror, with every big horror name they could get into the mix.
This movie doesn't have a good reputation, let's see if that's earned or not.
#octoberhorror
What was intended to be the 'Expendables' of horror, with every big horror name they could get into the mix.
This movie doesn't have a good reputation, let's see if that's earned or not.
#octoberhorror
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
October 18th Movie: Death House
What was intended to be the 'Expendables' of horror, with every big horror name they could get into the mix.
This movie doesn't have a good reputation, let's see if that's earned or not.
#octoberhorror
What was intended to be the 'Expendables' of horror, with every big horror name they could get into the mix.
This movie doesn't have a good reputation, let's see if that's earned or not.
#octoberhorror
October 17th MARATHON:
Halloween / Kills / Ends
I'll spare you the blow by blow this time and just post my summary thoughts for each as they finish up!
#octoberhorror
Halloween / Kills / Ends
I'll spare you the blow by blow this time and just post my summary thoughts for each as they finish up!
#octoberhorror
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
October 17th MARATHON:
Halloween / Kills / Ends
I'll spare you the blow by blow this time and just post my summary thoughts for each as they finish up!
#octoberhorror
Halloween / Kills / Ends
I'll spare you the blow by blow this time and just post my summary thoughts for each as they finish up!
#octoberhorror
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