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The Real Szymaa
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Gamer. Sports Fan. Video Maven. Classic Movie Lover. Robcasting Radio correspondent.

I don't know, I'm making this up as I go...
@elessar42.bsky.social I've been saying this for years
Author of the US National Security Strategy revealed...
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Tony Romo gets any deeper on Mahomes' dick, Brittany is gonna have something to say about it
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The number of A.I. commercials appearing during this football game actually got me to text my mother and tell her "These commercials are all bullshit, don't listen to them."
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I really hate the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Serious Choice: "The Devil & Homer Simpson"
Dark Horse: "The Raven"
Sentimental Favorite: "Homer3"
What’s the single best Simpsons Treehouse of Horror segment?
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Rufus Wainwright is trending, so it's time for one of my hottest takes.

His version of "Hallelujah" is the superior cover. Yes, even over Jeff Buckley's.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yes, because everybody played Heavy Rain and thought "yeah, this needs multiplayer"
Quantic Dream announces they are developing a competitive multiplayer game

Star Wars: Eclipse development still continues

blog.quanticdream.com/writing-a-ne...
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Damn you Walt Whitman! I. Hate. You. Walt. Freaking. Whitman.

Leaves of Grass my Ass!"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What's a game you consider perfect?
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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When Fallon is the only Jimmy left on TV, you know that evil has won
September 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I swear I'm not doing this on purpose...
September 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Someone should tell Kash Patel that Valhalla is for the Honored Dead.
September 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yes I'm serious. Absolutely perfect 90's Dance Mix.
September 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The joke always was "so-and-so is so fat that when they haul ass they have to make two trips."

I always wondered what that would look like until today...
ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:

"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.

http://Join.ICE.gov"
August 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Happy July 3rd!

Wishing all Confederates past & present a merry double canister at 10 yards.
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Absolutely fucking not. No. Do Not Want.
July 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
June 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Do not confuse power for strength. The so-called powerless may have more strength, more courage, and more honor than any autocrat. A true warrior sees to it that the despot will come to fear that strength, and their power will falter before it.
June 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Backstreet Boys "Larger than Life" is a better song than "Bye Bye Bye"

Yeah I said it.
June 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A lone voice speaking truth may be drowned by a cacophonous enemy. But when true warriors stand together, add their voices to a chorus, the words gain the power to sweep away any perfidious clamor. Today of all days, add your voice, warriors, and sing for what's right.
June 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM