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The Real Szymaa
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Gamer. Sports Fan. Video Maven. Classic Movie Lover. Robcasting Radio correspondent.

I don't know, I'm making this up as I go...
Genuinely one of the scariest cartoon villains of all time.
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
And god willing he'll choke on it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Let us know if you find a good alternative. I'm getting really tired of hearing every thought out of this douchenozzle's piehole.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What country is this from?
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The skull getting bashed has higher self awareness than Portnoy.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Skywatcher displays more effective tool usage here...
a monkey is sitting in the middle of a pile of bones on the ground
ALT: a monkey is sitting in the middle of a pile of bones on the ground
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Decline is perfect word
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ruin. Ruin is the word you're looking for.
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Have you considered being Harder, Better, Faster or Stronger?
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You can still appreciate his art, by watching all the shit he ripped off.

Excuse me, "Homaged"
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That's quite a gamble...
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I can't think of two people I'd want to listen to less
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Nobody's ever accused him of being intelligent
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The alternate ending makes this point even more clear.

She reveals to Bill Paxton and the crew that she's had the diamond the whole time, lets him hold it for a second, THEN throws it into the ocean.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Barstool Fans sending death threats to a woman?

Color me shocked...
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Can you reclaim something you never had?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of the stupidest ideas I've ever heard.

Not surprised it came from the bottom feeders at Barstool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM