Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos
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I'm here... And I'm the goddamn king of the shithole. And Portland ain't one, and neither is Chicago. Now, have you been to fucking Tampa? That's what I call a shithole.
Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
October 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm here... And I'm the goddamn king of the shithole. And Portland ain't one, and neither is Chicago. Now, have you been to fucking Tampa? That's what I call a shithole.
Fergus is the Winnie-the-Pooh of cats. My kind, gentle boy who just loves his snacks, his naps, and his friends. 💕
May 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don't worry motherfuckers. I'll come back for you. I just need a break. Even a king of the shithole needs time to himself.
But don't rest. Don't be complacent. Don't be FUCKERS. I'm fucking watching all of you.
#KingShit
But don't rest. Don't be complacent. Don't be FUCKERS. I'm fucking watching all of you.
#KingShit
May 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Don't worry motherfuckers. I'll come back for you. I just need a break. Even a king of the shithole needs time to himself.
But don't rest. Don't be complacent. Don't be FUCKERS. I'm fucking watching all of you.
#KingShit
But don't rest. Don't be complacent. Don't be FUCKERS. I'm fucking watching all of you.
#KingShit
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What your favorite games say about you
May 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What your favorite games say about you
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Opinions like that get people fucking killed, Rocco.
Wish i could enjoy SINNERS, but the excess talk about “ Pussy eating” (and literally showing it) put me off completely. In the words of Batman: heroes don’t do that. First Coogler L
-ROC
-ROC
April 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Opinions like that get people fucking killed, Rocco.
No more ads. No more whisper speeches. No more bootlicking bullshit. Pack it up, Pierre. Go find a rock to scream under.
The king still reigns. You don’t.
#PierrePeePee #BowToTheKing #KingShit #cdnpoli2025
The king still reigns. You don’t.
#PierrePeePee #BowToTheKing #KingShit #cdnpoli2025
April 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
No more ads. No more whisper speeches. No more bootlicking bullshit. Pack it up, Pierre. Go find a rock to scream under.
The king still reigns. You don’t.
#PierrePeePee #BowToTheKing #KingShit #cdnpoli2025
The king still reigns. You don’t.
#PierrePeePee #BowToTheKing #KingShit #cdnpoli2025
Sometimes the void winks at you. Sometimes the abyss gives you a fucking present.
Today? The abyss handed me Perron’s ass on a platter. And he's gonna get a stick up it. Not in the fun way.
#PierrePeePee #PoohWinsAgain #ChaosAndHoney #cdnelection
Today? The abyss handed me Perron’s ass on a platter. And he's gonna get a stick up it. Not in the fun way.
#PierrePeePee #PoohWinsAgain #ChaosAndHoney #cdnelection
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sometimes the void winks at you. Sometimes the abyss gives you a fucking present.
Today? The abyss handed me Perron’s ass on a platter. And he's gonna get a stick up it. Not in the fun way.
#PierrePeePee #PoohWinsAgain #ChaosAndHoney #cdnelection
Today? The abyss handed me Perron’s ass on a platter. And he's gonna get a stick up it. Not in the fun way.
#PierrePeePee #PoohWinsAgain #ChaosAndHoney #cdnelection
Watching Pierre Pee Pee Perron lose is better than honey straight from the comb. It’s better than crushing gods. It’s better than my first existential rant. This is the kind of high no Chaos Emerald could match.
#PoohCelebrates #PierrePeePee #LoserEnergy #elxn44
#PoohCelebrates #PierrePeePee #LoserEnergy #elxn44
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Watching Pierre Pee Pee Perron lose is better than honey straight from the comb. It’s better than crushing gods. It’s better than my first existential rant. This is the kind of high no Chaos Emerald could match.
#PoohCelebrates #PierrePeePee #LoserEnergy #elxn44
#PoohCelebrates #PierrePeePee #LoserEnergy #elxn44
Pierre Pee Pee Perron LOST. I am sticky with honey and victory. The fraud has fallen. Democracy lives another day. Maybe now I can scroll without seeing that rat-faced weasel whisper about "common sense."
#PierrePeePee #GetFucked #KingShit #cdnpoli
#PierrePeePee #GetFucked #KingShit #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pierre Pee Pee Perron LOST. I am sticky with honey and victory. The fraud has fallen. Democracy lives another day. Maybe now I can scroll without seeing that rat-faced weasel whisper about "common sense."
#PierrePeePee #GetFucked #KingShit #cdnpoli
#PierrePeePee #GetFucked #KingShit #cdnpoli
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!
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Hm.
Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hm.
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What is this honey coated bullshit? Why is that loser FUCK Keith Olbermann on MY feed? Me, the goddamn king of this shithole? I don't tolerate misogyny or elitism dressed up as so called liberalism.
March 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What is this honey coated bullshit? Why is that loser FUCK Keith Olbermann on MY feed? Me, the goddamn king of this shithole? I don't tolerate misogyny or elitism dressed up as so called liberalism.
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
So far, Final Fantasy X fucking slaps. 🐻🍯
The vibes are immaculate. Music’s god-tier, though the normal boss theme doesn't get me fucking pumped enough. Combat’s clean as hell. Lulu could hex me into oblivion and I’d thank her. Move over Chappu.
#FFX #PoohPlaysFinalFantasy #HoneyAndHymns
The vibes are immaculate. Music’s god-tier, though the normal boss theme doesn't get me fucking pumped enough. Combat’s clean as hell. Lulu could hex me into oblivion and I’d thank her. Move over Chappu.
#FFX #PoohPlaysFinalFantasy #HoneyAndHymns
March 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
So far, Final Fantasy X fucking slaps. 🐻🍯
The vibes are immaculate. Music’s god-tier, though the normal boss theme doesn't get me fucking pumped enough. Combat’s clean as hell. Lulu could hex me into oblivion and I’d thank her. Move over Chappu.
#FFX #PoohPlaysFinalFantasy #HoneyAndHymns
The vibes are immaculate. Music’s god-tier, though the normal boss theme doesn't get me fucking pumped enough. Combat’s clean as hell. Lulu could hex me into oblivion and I’d thank her. Move over Chappu.
#FFX #PoohPlaysFinalFantasy #HoneyAndHymns
And we all know who number one is.
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
And we all know who number one is.
Smoky was always a pacifist little fuck. He and I never saw eye to eye after I burnt the Hundred Acre Wood down with my own two fucking paws. The forests are only big enough for one bear, and it sure as shit ain't him.
#KingShit #PoohFacts
#KingShit #PoohFacts
At the tender age of 5, a bear told me that I am
the only person who can prevent forest fires.
Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
the only person who can prevent forest fires.
Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
March 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Smoky was always a pacifist little fuck. He and I never saw eye to eye after I burnt the Hundred Acre Wood down with my own two fucking paws. The forests are only big enough for one bear, and it sure as shit ain't him.
#KingShit #PoohFacts
#KingShit #PoohFacts
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timeline cleanse - meet Lady Gaga, who turned five last week
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
timeline cleanse - meet Lady Gaga, who turned five last week