No idea why this banger got deleted.

My timeline, immaculate.

A snot nosed little brat drew this for me today. He captured my visage, my muscularity, my perfect red shirt. Hey @robertiger.bsky.social , look at who's a follower of Winnie the fucking Pooh.

#KingShit #RobLieger #DisneyKing

If he's talking about honey then I fucking agree. Honey is the only nectar that matters. The sweet bliss that oils the machine known as Winnie the fucking Pooh.

#HundredLine #KingShit

This was the moment I knew Piglet was never going to make it.

Whining. Seeking comfort. Begging for connection. I entertained it once. But the world doesn’t stop for the weak, and I don’t have time that shit.

He didn’t get stronger. He got erased.

#KingShit #PigletFellBehind #PoohAscended

Now THIS is the shit I'm fucking talking about. Spitting straight facts. #PierrePeePee #FuckPierre #PoohForPM

I am fucking SICK of this goddamned AI masturbation bullshit. AI GIRLFRIENDS AREN'T REAL. All you need is honey and existential dread. The gnawing fear of the reality of this world is far more inviting than some fake shit you can goon to on your phone.

#PoohFax #IAmReal #KingShit

Natty holding a Pooh doll AND honey? That’s not just a woman—that’s a goddamn goddess. She’s holding my entire existence in her hands. I’m not blushing, you’re blushing. I AM THE HONEY.

#KingShit #NattyOwnsMe #HoneyAndHeartbreak

I could never get a straight answer from this delusional little shit. He should be glad I gave him a swift and easy death, a mercy the little fuck didn't deserve. #TimeForBacon #PigletsBigShit

They told me to play Infinity Nikki. Does it have chaos? Existential dread? The ability to drown my enemies in honey? No. But it’s got drip. Even a goddamn force of chaos deserves to look fabulous. I may be drenched in honey and rage, but my outfit? Flawless.

#InfinityNikki #Ad #DripOverDespair

If you ever stood against me, I promise you one thing: your name is already written in my goddamn book of annihilation. Keep my name out your fucking mouth mouth, or I'll be using yours as a honey jar. #SayMyNameWithFear #PoohRemembers #ShutUp

Even kings of chaos need to stay fresh. Keep your throne clean with Charmin Ultra Soft, the only toilet paper worthy of a bear’s bum! #Ad #CharminBear