Ben
@theotherbfg.bsky.social
plant dad • former chef/somm • Peloton geek • friend of Garak • Cincinnatian
first chiropractic session ever and came away from it feeling like ‘have your way with my back, Daddy’ 😳
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
first chiropractic session ever and came away from it feeling like ‘have your way with my back, Daddy’ 😳
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One day Lux will cease being my entire personality…but today is not that day.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One day Lux will cease being my entire personality…but today is not that day.
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“It takes a village to raise a child.”
The village:
The village:
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“It takes a village to raise a child.”
The village:
The village:
Slept for ten hours and feel like a new man
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Slept for ten hours and feel like a new man
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the way it’s randomly 60 degrees today…
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the way it’s randomly 60 degrees today…
712: The Umayyads conquer Seville and solidify control over the Iberian peninsula.
What’s your follower count and an event that happened in that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
712: The Umayyads conquer Seville and solidify control over the Iberian peninsula.
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It’s Friday, so I’m dropping the biggest, fattest D you’ve ever seen.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s Friday, so I’m dropping the biggest, fattest D you’ve ever seen.
Fuck yeah to the guy with all his windows down blasting Mariah’s ‘Honey’ in November
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fuck yeah to the guy with all his windows down blasting Mariah’s ‘Honey’ in November
Not the bus driver WAVING AT ME as she does not stop at my stop. Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not the bus driver WAVING AT ME as she does not stop at my stop. Lmao
**screams into the void while the Dems continue to fuck it up**
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
**screams into the void while the Dems continue to fuck it up**
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Kelly Clarkson continues to be one of the few things America really got right
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Kelly Clarkson continues to be one of the few things America really got right
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How your emails find me this morning
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
How your emails find me this morning
Just absolutely feral today for some reason?
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just absolutely feral today for some reason?
Gay, overworked, and underslept?
Apparently I cannot pick a struggle.
Apparently I cannot pick a struggle.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Gay, overworked, and underslept?
Apparently I cannot pick a struggle.
Apparently I cannot pick a struggle.
Save me chestnut panettone, chestnut panettone save me
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Save me chestnut panettone, chestnut panettone save me
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“You didn’t know that?” No bitch I rise out of the primordial soup anew every morning. Every day is my first day on earth. Get out of my way, I’m figuring it out.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“You didn’t know that?” No bitch I rise out of the primordial soup anew every morning. Every day is my first day on earth. Get out of my way, I’m figuring it out.
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Mornin’, folks!
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Mornin’, folks!
Woman trying to make conversation in my therapist’s waiting room—I think the fuck not
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Woman trying to make conversation in my therapist’s waiting room—I think the fuck not
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we shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s snowing…or raining…or too hot…
basically we shouldn’t have to go to work.
basically we shouldn’t have to go to work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
we shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s snowing…or raining…or too hot…
basically we shouldn’t have to go to work.
basically we shouldn’t have to go to work.
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cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
Never more grateful to be gay than when listening to straight people talk about how much they dislike their partners.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Never more grateful to be gay than when listening to straight people talk about how much they dislike their partners.
Left my coffee on the kitchen counter like a dummy and @mikeiam.bsky.social brought me coffee on campus.
When do HOTY nominations open?
When do HOTY nominations open?
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Left my coffee on the kitchen counter like a dummy and @mikeiam.bsky.social brought me coffee on campus.
When do HOTY nominations open?
When do HOTY nominations open?
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