Jaime Winters
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Jaime Winters
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As a late diagnosed ADHD woman who is also going through perimenopause, I often feel like a Great Derpy Dingdong. Especially at work.

Today is a good day though. The heavy blanket that usually enfolds my brain seems to have lifted a corner today and its letting in some cool, fresh air.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Its that time of year again where I have to tell my bosses how I'm doing at my job, taking time out from actually doing my job. Its the only part of my current job that I hate.

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December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Bitsy, its cold outside
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
An American Werewolf in Zootopia
Once Upon a Time in Zootopia
Gangs of Zootopia
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Having a shared wall between your office and a teenagers bedroom means you get to hear A LOT of farting
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I must have been locked out.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I had a bowl of chips and a bowl of dip. The empty bowl of dip is on my desk and the chip bowl is nowhere to be found... I haven't moved from this spot, that I can recall. Which leads me to believe that I ate it. That's clearly the most logical deduction.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I have 3 moods. Horny. Hungry. Bad.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I've found that when everything is going right in my world & I'm also not in the luteal phase of my cycle, 10mg of Vyvanse & a couple big cups of coffee during the day are my sweetspot

I'm a big ol' RSD goblin who can't remember to even take meds or make coffee before its too late the other days
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm going to Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee
I'm going to Graceland
Poor boys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland
And my traveling companions are ghosts and empty sockets
I'm looking at ghosts and empties
But I've reason to believe we all will be received in Graceland
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Update.. it is not (yet, at least) my new thing

This adventure began and ended with putting the stickers on the little book-shaped blocks of wood

The whole project is currently relegated to my WIPPP (Work In Perpetual Progress Pile)
Starting a journey in miniatures. Stay turned to see if this is my new Thing.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have the strong urge to buy a velvet mini dress in either deep burgundy or green and go to a work Christmas party
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Sometimes I get overwhelmed at work and I have to hide in the bathroom.

Yes, I do work from home.
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Beauty and the Bronco
Ruin a book with a car:

The Cat in the Hatchback
September 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A Christmas Corolla
Ruin a book with a car:

The Cat in the Hatchback
September 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Invisible Life of Audi LaRue
Ruin a book with a car:

The Cat in the Hatchback
September 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How many times in a row can you say "I'm just having one of those days" before you have to admit that's just the way life is now?
September 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I JUST FOUND OUT LEGO AMD STAR TREK ARE COLLABORATING AND I THINK I'M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT
September 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you see this, post a monster
August 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hey.. any advice on healthy ways to release this white hot rage that's sitting on my chest just waiting to lash out at myself and my loved ones would be much appreciated.

It showed up when I minorly fucked up eggs for breakfast. Still edible, breakfast was still good, but I'm MAD 😡
August 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today's Feral Girl Lunch*

*not pictured - 2 persian cucumbers that are already in my belly
August 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Starting a journey in miniatures. Stay turned to see if this is my new Thing.
August 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I really hate that all mobile games are now just an advertising platform

Let me play my majong in peace please
August 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM