Jaime Winters
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Jaime Winters
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She/Her
A whole bunch of nonsense
Its like the corporate version of inviting multiple dates to the same event trope.

I look forward to hearing about the inevitable hilarity when each meeting figures out about the others and the escalating chaos as you tried to keep them from knowing about each other.
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I would brush in the evening so they don't rot

And I'd use those miswak sticks the whole rest of the day because that's not technically brushing but more like rubbing so it doesn't really count except for keeping my teeth clean
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh well. I did my best within the constraints of space and time. Sorry, Cowboy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Did it work?
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm writing this to you from the future hoping you'll heed my advice in time to prevent a terrible catastrophe and crippling hardship for your future self. You must STOP & think of poor future you, I implore you! Deal with whatever this is NOW and save YOURSELF future headache and calamity. Please!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Let me try something real quick....
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The only way to combat this is to sing along just as loud but ten times more dramatic
October 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Up near Athabasca also
October 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How dare you
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM