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Jaime Winters
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.
Top right corner of a blue keyboard with round keys. The topest most rightest key is outlined by little white lines.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Bitsy, its cold outside
A silver tabby, claws out, crawling her way out of her grey comforter purrito
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
The end of a bunch of dynamite
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I must have been locked out.
A snowy field with hoarfrosted trees and a wifi tower in the background. The diluted sun is smally and shining behind the tower. There is a car trailer on the left about midway up near the trees. The ground is covered in snow that is crisscrossed with tracks and pockmarked with feet and paw prints. For such an obviously busy area, the photo seems desolate and stark. Winter has come and you can see the cold, frosty air.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I had a bowl of chips and a bowl of dip. The empty bowl of dip is on my desk and the chip bowl is nowhere to be found... I haven't moved from this spot, that I can recall. Which leads me to believe that I ate it. That's clearly the most logical deduction.
And lonely empty glads bowl that was once filled with greek yogurt and salsa sitting on a desk. You can see the telltale lines of a finger dragging through the remnants of the delicious dip along the bottom and sides of the bowl. DON'T JUDGE ME
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I'm going to Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee
I'm going to Graceland
Poor boys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland
And my traveling companions are ghosts and empty sockets
I'm looking at ghosts and empties
But I've reason to believe we all will be received in Graceland
The pope in the foreground soulfully singing into a mic. A frenzy of men in black suits jumbled up in the background. With one religious guy in a black robe and little red hat scooching behind the pope.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If you see this, post a monster
Foreground - Black and white cat climbing a screen door trying to break into the house with more gard for yhe fact that he is an OUTDOOR BARN CAT Background - Fluffy orange cat sitting on the deck railing, keeping an eye out for the fuzz while his brother (the black and white cat) terrorizes the poor family in the house
August 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Today's Feral Girl Lunch*

*not pictured - 2 persian cucumbers that are already in my belly
A mostl empty paclet of chicken peperonis and a moatly empty pack of Cracker Barrel sliced marble cheese
August 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Starting a journey in miniatures. Stay turned to see if this is my new Thing.
A set of curved tweezers, some rectagular bits of wood, and a few other bits of wood that have been wrapped in stickers to make them look like teeny tiny books
August 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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COULD SOMEONE I KNOW PLEASE GET MARRIED OR HAVE A GARDEN PARTY OR SOMETHING - I'VE BEEN GIFTED A BEAUTIFUL 90S MEXX DRESS AND NOWHERE TO WEAR IT TO
Closeup of a woman wearing a white dress with blue flowers and brwn leather belt A woman wearing a white tea length wwhite dress with blue flowers, taking a selfit in a mirror painted to look like a book case. The mirror is framed by a patterned wallpaper of spruce trees and an alien abduction scene A close up of the bottom of a white dress with blue flowers woth oegs sticking out tue bottom wearing brown oxford heels
July 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Ugh... my heart 🥹
June 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Telltale sign this is the office of a person with anxiety
The top of a computer monitor with 2 yellow sticky notes. The first reads "CALM DOWN!" The second reads " READ THE NOTES!"
June 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Here is a photo for you of Bits trying to get herself out of a place she got herself into without any sort of exit plan
A gray tabby trying to squeeze herself through the tiny space between a monitor and little cpu on a desk. She is having a rough go of it.
June 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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...rawr...
Orange and white kitten making a silly face. Open mouth showing off his fangs and a feral look in his eye.
May 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Can everyone please take a moment to admire how fluffy my cat is?
Orange and white cat sitting on a metal shelf outside. He's looking off camera. He is round and just the fluffiest boy ever
May 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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As a recently diagnosed and medicated ADHD person, I have to say its really nice to no longer be HORKLY WARDIN'
foone writes - The thing neurotypicals tend to not understand about the ADHD brai is that it really only has two gears I turn the chalkboard and carefully write WORKIN' HARD HARDLY WORKIN' kinarider responds - Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad
May 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I skeet from here
Busses lined up at a building with a giant crap over looking from the roof. Heading is "Bustacean"
May 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I am having a Monday and my AHDH is really ADHDing today and can't be bothered with anything

So, I'm having what I've dubbed Feral Girl Lunch
A cucumber an apple, 3 cold left over wings, a partial pepperon stick, a small handful of snap peas, a peeled mandarin, and a few crackers in a black and white bowl sitting on a wooden counter
April 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?
Geraldine McEwan as Miss Marple
March 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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If you see this post a #photo of a #sunset that you made
Photo of a sunset behind a copse of trees and a dog in the distance
February 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The new baybees have started harrassing the neighbours. I had to get into my snowsuit just to walk over and get them.
An orange cat and a black cat on a front porch seen through a screen door. What could they want? What sort of kitty MLM scheme could they be peddling? Maybe they're just begging for some tuna? Who knows?
February 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A cat with a weord christmas hat
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Sleepy Hemsky
Orange and white kitten napping against a green cup Close up of the sleepy face of an orange and white kitte
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Bits loves me
Black sweater covered in grey cat fur
December 11, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar I haven't participated until today but I really just wanted to show you what I made at my pottery class

Made from local Athabasca clay
Yellow and red pottery oak leaf
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 AM