The Ocelot
banner
theocelot.bsky.social
The Ocelot
@theocelot.bsky.social
NAFO, Asia Pacific Regiment.
No MAGA allowed. Also, thief of memes. None of the memes I post are mine, I'm an old woman who doesn't know anything about that. But I can bake! Glory to the forgers and meme makers, may they be revered forever. 💙💛💙💛💙💛
Reposted by The Ocelot
Schumer and the Hateful Eight Betray America
A New Low For The Democratic Senate

open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Schumer and the Hateful Eight Betray America
A new low for the Democratic Senate
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
BREAKING: Federal Judge Immergut in Portland rules Trump admin CANNOT deploy National Guard to Oregon. Grants state & city a PERMANENT injunction, barring troops indefinitely.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Oh. Constructive purpose. Post have to have a constructive purpose on this platform, do they?

And who decides what is and is not "constructive?"

Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
LOL

Fucking Bluesky. Didn't take long for it to become exactly like every other platform.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Well, hell. Looks like I'm going to need to drink more coffee. Dick Cheney died and I'm going to need a full bladder for the funeral.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Paramount Global, CBS, and 60 Minutes literally sold their credibility and their integrity for CEO bonuses and shareholder value. Trump rubbed their noses in their own shit last night and they sat there and took it, because the Press has been a collaborator with Trump from the beginning.
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Where are all the MAGA cultists who ranted endlessly when egg prices went up under Biden? They’re quiet as a church mouse now — even though grocery prices are up, housing costs are up, household furnishing costs are up, and electricity prices are through the roof.

Maybe it was never about prices? 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
I'm not a Nobel winning economist, but it seems to me the world's largest retailer and the worlds largest delivery services laying off hundreds of thousands right before the busiest retail and delivery season of the year is perhaps not an optimistic indicator of Trump's promised "Golden Age"
November 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
In Trump's America, you're a hell of a lot more likely to be kidnapped off the street and beaten by masked goons cosplaying as ICE agents than you are to be assaulted by an immigrant.
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Dear Serhii Marchenko,

Can I PLEASE be the mascot for the Ukrainian Ministry of Finance?

🥹

(Somebody please show this to him since it doesn’t look like he has an account here)
October 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
‼️Russia: “Nikolai Arefyev, First Deputy Chairman of the State Duma Committee on Economic Policy, proposed introducing a 60% tax on the income of Russia's super-rich to boost the budget”

🍿

www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/10/08/v...
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Today, Senator Kaine and I will force the Senate to vote on the administration’s decision to blow up ships in the Caribbean.

If a president can unilaterally put people or groups on a list and kill them, there is no meaningful limit to his use of force.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Canada vs. America
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Trump just called us "the enemy within"

Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
I made a comment about the US government attacking a Chicago apartment building like SPECWAR breaching a terrorist compound in Kandahar and the responses were "Uh, uh, you made a typo!"

The typo was more important than Trump sending in the Gestapo.

In case you were wondering how we ended up here.
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
"Libertarians are like house cats, convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on systems they neither appreciate nor understand."
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Spanish authorities have seized the Mallorca property of Nikolai Kolesov, head of the state corporation Russian Helicopters and a top Rostec executive. The property is valued at €18 million.
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
has anybody ever been more obviously full of shit than Pam Bondi is at the end of this 20 second clip?
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
RAJU: You swore in 2 GOP members during pro forma session. Why not swear in Grijalva? Does it have to do w/her signature on Epstein petition?

JOHNSON: It has nothing to do with that. We'll swear her in when everybody is back

R: Why not now?

J: Uh - we'll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants
October 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Disregarding decades of scientific study by the best minds on the plant and instead proclaiming vitamin supplements (that you also just happen to sell) as a "cure" for a complex spectrum of conditions is the LEAST surprising news from a government composed of social media gym bro wellness grifters.
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by The Ocelot
Orthodox #ToonieTuesday UPDATE 💙💛
Orthodox #ToonieTuesday UPDATE👇
All in for $ 7,200!

Please, keep supporting “Vegas” and the International Battalion - 12th Special Forces Brigade Azov, they need vehicles for their missions for quick entry&exit!

Donate here:
🔗 dzygaspaw.com/toonie-for-a...

#NAFO #Ukraine #FNDRUA #donatetoUkraine
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM