Mike Trainor
@themiketrainor.bsky.social
Howard Stern Show/WorldsDumbest/Third Thing TBD
The AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH trailer needs more fire and ash
July 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH trailer needs more fire and ash
It's not like the original Blippi retired, there are just multiple, active Blippis Blippi-ing at the same time and nobody cares
June 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's not like the original Blippi retired, there are just multiple, active Blippis Blippi-ing at the same time and nobody cares
Made the best pulled pork of my life today. #blueskyexculsive
May 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Made the best pulled pork of my life today. #blueskyexculsive
Would be neat if we as a society could all mute our Ring doorbell alarm chimes
May 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Would be neat if we as a society could all mute our Ring doorbell alarm chimes
NEY NOW STERN NATION! I'm going to be on Sternthology Live! on Howard 101 today at 5 PM. Tune in!
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May 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
NEY NOW STERN NATION! I'm going to be on Sternthology Live! on Howard 101 today at 5 PM. Tune in!
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
Hope the kids have fun finding the eggs Jesus just hid all over the house
April 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hope the kids have fun finding the eggs Jesus just hid all over the house
This is actually happening to me but it's a mouse that has moved into my grill.
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is actually happening to me but it's a mouse that has moved into my grill.
Reposted by Mike Trainor
It's really cool how every toy my kids own requires a little screwdriver to change the batteries and not a pain in my asshole at all
January 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's really cool how every toy my kids own requires a little screwdriver to change the batteries and not a pain in my asshole at all
The best gifts are the ones still in the exact position you put them in after opening
December 26, 2024 at 11:00 PM
The best gifts are the ones still in the exact position you put them in after opening
And just like that I won't want eggnog for another 364 days
December 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
And just like that I won't want eggnog for another 364 days
My kids called the NORAD Santa hotline and in case you're wondering the answer to all of their questions was "just go to sleep and it will all work out"
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
My kids called the NORAD Santa hotline and in case you're wondering the answer to all of their questions was "just go to sleep and it will all work out"
My favorite part of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular is the 15 second transition between "Inside every snowflake is an entire world filled with magical Ice Ferries" and "Once upon a time there was a baby named Jesus..."
December 22, 2024 at 11:53 PM
My favorite part of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular is the 15 second transition between "Inside every snowflake is an entire world filled with magical Ice Ferries" and "Once upon a time there was a baby named Jesus..."
My son got this at the library and now I'm expected to read it to him
December 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
My son got this at the library and now I'm expected to read it to him
They could turn Galaxy's Edge into this in a week
December 17, 2024 at 12:06 AM
They could turn Galaxy's Edge into this in a week
Haha Schroeder you fuckin dork
December 16, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Haha Schroeder you fuckin dork
Does Rocket Money cast their commercials by just calling random phone numbers till someone answers
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Does Rocket Money cast their commercials by just calling random phone numbers till someone answers
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it is pain all winter again
December 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it is pain all winter again
Pretty cool that there's a Star Wars show with a little alien Milhouse
December 6, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Pretty cool that there's a Star Wars show with a little alien Milhouse
Seeing Wicked today. Know nothing about it, hoping it explains how Scarecrow got a gun
December 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Seeing Wicked today. Know nothing about it, hoping it explains how Scarecrow got a gun
Done deal pal
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November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Done deal pal
You guys see all these fuckin dogs on the tv
November 28, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You guys see all these fuckin dogs on the tv