Made the best pulled pork of my life today. #blueskyexculsive

This is actually happening to me but it's a mouse that has moved into my grill.

It's really cool how every toy my kids own requires a little screwdriver to change the batteries and not a pain in my asshole at all

My son got this at the library and now I'm expected to read it to him

Seeing Wicked today. Know nothing about it, hoping it explains how Scarecrow got a gun

Important creep context