Malena Renee
@themelliecreature.bsky.social
• She/her • California Girl • Seattleite • Maker • Baker • Reader • Thank You Note Enthusiast •
God I forgot how bleak the rest of social media is compared to TikTok. It’s the same corny quips and jokes that were clever and fun in 2016/2017 but now are passé.
I need whoever is gonna end up being the successor short form video app to work faster. I can NOT live this way😒
I need whoever is gonna end up being the successor short form video app to work faster. I can NOT live this way😒
January 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
God I forgot how bleak the rest of social media is compared to TikTok. It’s the same corny quips and jokes that were clever and fun in 2016/2017 but now are passé.
I need whoever is gonna end up being the successor short form video app to work faster. I can NOT live this way😒
I need whoever is gonna end up being the successor short form video app to work faster. I can NOT live this way😒
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yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason
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clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
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Freedom isn't free, and Syrians have paid a heavy price to send Bashar al-Assad and his murderous, authoritarian government packing. Syrians have hard work ahead to rebuild their institutions, economy, and security, but the future of Syria must be theirs to decide.
December 10, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Freedom isn't free, and Syrians have paid a heavy price to send Bashar al-Assad and his murderous, authoritarian government packing. Syrians have hard work ahead to rebuild their institutions, economy, and security, but the future of Syria must be theirs to decide.
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Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
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Waluigi Wangione still at large as of press time
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Waluigi Wangione still at large as of press time
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Momentous events in Syria this morning. The 54 year rule of the Assad family appears to be over, with rebel forces taking to state TV claiming President Assad has fled Damascus.
The prime minister has said he will hand over power to the opposition and has called for elections.
The prime minister has said he will hand over power to the opposition and has called for elections.
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Momentous events in Syria this morning. The 54 year rule of the Assad family appears to be over, with rebel forces taking to state TV claiming President Assad has fled Damascus.
The prime minister has said he will hand over power to the opposition and has called for elections.
The prime minister has said he will hand over power to the opposition and has called for elections.
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
Um, France. Bestie. You good? Like, we all still agree Le Pen is bad, yes? We CANNOT have another western country falling to that kind of fuckery
December 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Um, France. Bestie. You good? Like, we all still agree Le Pen is bad, yes? We CANNOT have another western country falling to that kind of fuckery
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South Korea, bestie, y’all killed it in the best way. Congrats!
December 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM
South Korea, bestie, y’all killed it in the best way. Congrats!
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shinzo abe getting whacked with a lego was less embarrassing than this man
December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM
shinzo abe getting whacked with a lego was less embarrassing than this man
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if you went to a 10am screening of Wicked you missed an entire coup
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 PM
if you went to a 10am screening of Wicked you missed an entire coup
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Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
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Yoon Suk Yeol resign bitch
December 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Yoon Suk Yeol resign bitch
Uh, South Korea. Bestie. You okay?
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Uh, South Korea. Bestie. You okay?
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I am watching with grave concern over the actions of the South Korean president to declare martial law, all because the opposition has blocked his agenda and impeached his cabinet.
Democracy is under assault across much of the world. We must be on highest guard here as well as Trump takes office.
Democracy is under assault across much of the world. We must be on highest guard here as well as Trump takes office.
December 3, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I am watching with grave concern over the actions of the South Korean president to declare martial law, all because the opposition has blocked his agenda and impeached his cabinet.
Democracy is under assault across much of the world. We must be on highest guard here as well as Trump takes office.
Democracy is under assault across much of the world. We must be on highest guard here as well as Trump takes office.
On the upside, from a novice perspective the offense seems WAY more active than on Saturday!
#NHL #SeattleKraken
#NHL #SeattleKraken
November 26, 2024 at 3:38 AM
On the upside, from a novice perspective the offense seems WAY more active than on Saturday!
#NHL #SeattleKraken
#NHL #SeattleKraken
Another day, another disappointingly dripless opponent. Is Seattle the only team with style? I’m still new to this so like genuine question
#SeattleKraken #NHL
#SeattleKraken #NHL
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Another day, another disappointingly dripless opponent. Is Seattle the only team with style? I’m still new to this so like genuine question
#SeattleKraken #NHL
#SeattleKraken #NHL
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November 26, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I don’t know enough about the technical rules of hockey yet to be able to parse out WHY the Kraken lost and didn’t play well until the last 5 minutes today.
So I’m blaming it on the Kings’ just absolute drought of vibes. Our boys can’t work under these dripless circumstances #NHL #SeattleKraken
So I’m blaming it on the Kings’ just absolute drought of vibes. Our boys can’t work under these dripless circumstances #NHL #SeattleKraken
November 23, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I don’t know enough about the technical rules of hockey yet to be able to parse out WHY the Kraken lost and didn’t play well until the last 5 minutes today.
So I’m blaming it on the Kings’ just absolute drought of vibes. Our boys can’t work under these dripless circumstances #NHL #SeattleKraken
So I’m blaming it on the Kings’ just absolute drought of vibes. Our boys can’t work under these dripless circumstances #NHL #SeattleKraken
Brandon Montour, the man you are #NHL #SeattleKraken
November 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Brandon Montour, the man you are #NHL #SeattleKraken