Gene Bromberg
@themeangene.bsky.social
Pittsburgher, Penn Stater, Reese and Piper's Dad. I will hopefully do less whining about the Pens, Steelers, and Arsenal than I did at the old place. But there will be SOME whining, oh yes.
Paul Skenes wins the Cy Young, which means he earns a $2.5M bonus. Bob Nutting will be up all night with a spreadsheet figuring out how best to gouge that money outta the fans. "We could stop offering toilet paper in the bathrooms...maybe water down the mustard and ketchup at the hot dog stands...
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Paul Skenes wins the Cy Young, which means he earns a $2.5M bonus. Bob Nutting will be up all night with a spreadsheet figuring out how best to gouge that money outta the fans. "We could stop offering toilet paper in the bathrooms...maybe water down the mustard and ketchup at the hot dog stands...
One of the more egregious fake injuries you'll ever see in the Hounds-Detroit game. Detroit MF gets heel clipped, goes down like he was shot, rolls back and forth on the ground, slaps the turf over&over, lays on his stomach for 5 full minutes. Then gets up and trots off the pitch. Disgraceful.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of the more egregious fake injuries you'll ever see in the Hounds-Detroit game. Detroit MF gets heel clipped, goes down like he was shot, rolls back and forth on the ground, slaps the turf over&over, lays on his stomach for 5 full minutes. Then gets up and trots off the pitch. Disgraceful.
Nice to see that catastrophically bad clock management is still endemic at Penn State.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nice to see that catastrophically bad clock management is still endemic at Penn State.
It's not cool to say this at this particular moment, but Fernando Mendoza is what Drew Allar was supposed to be.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's not cool to say this at this particular moment, but Fernando Mendoza is what Drew Allar was supposed to be.
Man, Gus Johnson sounds like he has a BIG number riding on Penn State-Indiana.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man, Gus Johnson sounds like he has a BIG number riding on Penn State-Indiana.
Look I'm a Pirates fan (and so have had any emotional connection to baseball beaten out of me) but this World Series has been cuckoo bananas. This past inning was MEGA cuckoo bananas. If I cared about either of these teams I would just be constantly throwing up.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Look I'm a Pirates fan (and so have had any emotional connection to baseball beaten out of me) but this World Series has been cuckoo bananas. This past inning was MEGA cuckoo bananas. If I cared about either of these teams I would just be constantly throwing up.
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OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES
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RIP Uni-Watch
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Uni Watch: 1999–2025
After a long run, Uni Watch’s coverage of athletics aesthetics is coming to a close.
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October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
RIP Uni-Watch
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Obama and his dog in the East Colonnade, now destroyed.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Obama and his dog in the East Colonnade, now destroyed.
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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
This shouldn't be a penalty, though if the roles were reversed the penalty would be upheld and the #Arsenal player given a straight red.
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This shouldn't be a penalty, though if the roles were reversed the penalty would be upheld and the #Arsenal player given a straight red.
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A huge #NoKings rally in McCandless, north of Pittsburgh. The main rally is dahntahn, this was just one suburb. Crowd spread out all over the intersection and was down McKnight Road, hundreds of cars honking in support. Makes you proud to be an American.
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A huge #NoKings rally in McCandless, north of Pittsburgh. The main rally is dahntahn, this was just one suburb. Crowd spread out all over the intersection and was down McKnight Road, hundreds of cars honking in support. Makes you proud to be an American.
I don’t know what the Steelers should do with Porter. He won’t stop grabbing guys, and the refs don’t give him that leeway like they do with other corners. It’s gonna torpedo his career if he can’t fix it. #HereWeGo
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t know what the Steelers should do with Porter. He won’t stop grabbing guys, and the refs don’t give him that leeway like they do with other corners. It’s gonna torpedo his career if he can’t fix it. #HereWeGo
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Unfortunately, reality is only apparent *after* elections.
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Unfortunately, reality is only apparent *after* elections.
I’ve started playing chess online again and I’ve lost 5 consecutive games where I reached a position where I was about a 95% favorite to win. If there was a button I could press to destroy the entire universe I’d be mashing it right now.
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’ve started playing chess online again and I’ve lost 5 consecutive games where I reached a position where I was about a 95% favorite to win. If there was a button I could press to destroy the entire universe I’d be mashing it right now.
This team just quit on Franklin after the Oregon loss. Really shocking. Guy is getting paid $7.5M, has a $50M payout, spent millions in coordinators, and the team loses two weeks in a row as a three-TD favorite. Gonna be 3-6 in a month. #WeAre
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This team just quit on Franklin after the Oregon loss. Really shocking. Guy is getting paid $7.5M, has a $50M payout, spent millions in coordinators, and the team loses two weeks in a row as a three-TD favorite. Gonna be 3-6 in a month. #WeAre
I mean, I know there are 50 million reasons why James Franklin will be Penn State’s Coach the rest of the season, and beyond. I’m just saying they aren’t good reasons. #WeAre
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I mean, I know there are 50 million reasons why James Franklin will be Penn State’s Coach the rest of the season, and beyond. I’m just saying they aren’t good reasons. #WeAre
Diane Keaton was great in everything, maybe my favorite actress of all time. She was typically incredible in "The Young Pope", playing a nun with Keaton's usual mix of steel, wit, and quirky fashion sense.
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Diane Keaton was great in everything, maybe my favorite actress of all time. She was typically incredible in "The Young Pope", playing a nun with Keaton's usual mix of steel, wit, and quirky fashion sense.
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"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"