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⛧ They/Them, 30s
⛧ Twitch: twitch.tv/magpiebard
⛧ Throne: throne.com/magpiebard
⛧ Music from the beforetimes: whyp.it/users/5130/baphomuki
⛧ Used to write scripts for NSFW audio
⛧ Music and NSFW art gremlin
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I really enjoy working in this composing environment lmao, Lovely Composer is great
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You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:
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September 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:
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re: "i use A.I. bc i'm broke"
check your energy bills. A.I. data centers are sucking down more energy than whole cities, and it's going on our tab.
you're paying for A.I. use anyway, and you're forcing the rest of us (and our environment, and abused workers, and artists) to pay for it too.
check your energy bills. A.I. data centers are sucking down more energy than whole cities, and it's going on our tab.
you're paying for A.I. use anyway, and you're forcing the rest of us (and our environment, and abused workers, and artists) to pay for it too.
Not feeling particularly feral today but I do have thoughts still!
Get your fuckass genAI images AWAY FROM ME. They are ugly 💜 They are slop 💜 If you cannot pay for commissions (ya girl is also low in the spare change department, i get it), picrew is RIGHT THERE.
And don’t give me that-
Get your fuckass genAI images AWAY FROM ME. They are ugly 💜 They are slop 💜 If you cannot pay for commissions (ya girl is also low in the spare change department, i get it), picrew is RIGHT THERE.
And don’t give me that-
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
re: "i use A.I. bc i'm broke"
check your energy bills. A.I. data centers are sucking down more energy than whole cities, and it's going on our tab.
you're paying for A.I. use anyway, and you're forcing the rest of us (and our environment, and abused workers, and artists) to pay for it too.
check your energy bills. A.I. data centers are sucking down more energy than whole cities, and it's going on our tab.
you're paying for A.I. use anyway, and you're forcing the rest of us (and our environment, and abused workers, and artists) to pay for it too.
You are not safe from the mage
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You are not safe from the mage
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the fact that the entire world must deal with the United States having a temper tantrum over smut is ridiculous
September 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
the fact that the entire world must deal with the United States having a temper tantrum over smut is ridiculous
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Interesting tool in use in Indonesia and spreading in other asian countries, its a way that bypasses VISA/Mastercard networks which seems to be scaring them hence why Murica is trying to attack it. If it implemented in more countries, it ll be quite huge.
dartpublicus.substack.com/p/qris-the-q...
dartpublicus.substack.com/p/qris-the-q...
QRIS: The QR Code That Pulled a Lightsaber on Visa, Mastercard & Uncle Sam's Dollar
Visa Be Like: “Wait... They Don’t Need Us Anymore?”
dartpublicus.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Interesting tool in use in Indonesia and spreading in other asian countries, its a way that bypasses VISA/Mastercard networks which seems to be scaring them hence why Murica is trying to attack it. If it implemented in more countries, it ll be quite huge.
dartpublicus.substack.com/p/qris-the-q...
dartpublicus.substack.com/p/qris-the-q...
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Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material
The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.
The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.
Total porn ban proposed by Michigan lawmakers
Some states have moved to require age verification to ensure only adults are watching porn, but no states have outright banned the viewing of pornographic material.
www.fox2detroit.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material
The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.
The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.
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Porn and art with sexual themes deserve to exist on their own merit, not because censoring them has knock-on effects for non-sexual content. Please stop expressing outrage by implying that censorship would be okay if it *just* affected sex workers and artists engaging with sexual themes.
July 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Porn and art with sexual themes deserve to exist on their own merit, not because censoring them has knock-on effects for non-sexual content. Please stop expressing outrage by implying that censorship would be okay if it *just* affected sex workers and artists engaging with sexual themes.
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"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
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The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Rest in peace, Haru Urara. The only horse to get past my equinophobia.
September 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Rest in peace, Haru Urara. The only horse to get past my equinophobia.
Every single part of the entire music industry is a scam. And the people being scammed are artists.
The world just fucking hates creative people. So so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plle...
The world just fucking hates creative people. So so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plle...
It's Not Just You: Music Streaming Is Broken Now
YouTube video by Venus Theory
www.youtube.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Every single part of the entire music industry is a scam. And the people being scammed are artists.
The world just fucking hates creative people. So so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plle...
The world just fucking hates creative people. So so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plle...
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Opaque algorithms are killing discourse when it matters most. Keep talking about these things and don’t let the algorithm bully you into avoiding things.
It makes me mad that youtube buried our last episode of cancel me daddy because we dared talk about NSFW topics. it was in no way salacious and it was a frank and needed conversation about government policy. and yet it is the least viewed episode in months. youtu.be/lwRGW0Jb9TI?...
The Insidious Government Plan to Censor the Internet (ft Siri Dahl)
YouTube video by Cancel Me, Daddy - Media & Politics Podcast
youtu.be
September 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Opaque algorithms are killing discourse when it matters most. Keep talking about these things and don’t let the algorithm bully you into avoiding things.
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"I loved it with an intensity of love that was a kind of nostalgia reversed... I always knew it would go - and it did."
This is a quote from Tolkien about his rustic childhood home, which was predictably swallowed by the expansion of Birmingham as an industrial city.
This is a quote from Tolkien about his rustic childhood home, which was predictably swallowed by the expansion of Birmingham as an industrial city.
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"I loved it with an intensity of love that was a kind of nostalgia reversed... I always knew it would go - and it did."
This is a quote from Tolkien about his rustic childhood home, which was predictably swallowed by the expansion of Birmingham as an industrial city.
This is a quote from Tolkien about his rustic childhood home, which was predictably swallowed by the expansion of Birmingham as an industrial city.
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Any moots have a daith piercing? If you do, what’s the consensus on the headache thing? Does it work or is it just a bunch of bunkum? Asking for me, I’m running out of options 🥲
September 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Any moots have a daith piercing? If you do, what’s the consensus on the headache thing? Does it work or is it just a bunch of bunkum? Asking for me, I’m running out of options 🥲
Stressing someone out who is eating at the time should be punishable with 8 years in exile
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Stressing someone out who is eating at the time should be punishable with 8 years in exile
"If you don't want your art to be scraped and used by AI, just don't post it online"
Ok, if you don't want your face to get punched, just don't go outside then, loser. Consent is a foreign concept to these people.
Ok, if you don't want your face to get punched, just don't go outside then, loser. Consent is a foreign concept to these people.
September 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"If you don't want your art to be scraped and used by AI, just don't post it online"
Ok, if you don't want your face to get punched, just don't go outside then, loser. Consent is a foreign concept to these people.
Ok, if you don't want your face to get punched, just don't go outside then, loser. Consent is a foreign concept to these people.
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I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators.
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators.
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
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Make sure if you sign this! Do the email verification! Thats the only way your signature counts!
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Make sure if you sign this! Do the email verification! Thats the only way your signature counts!
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Happy Labor Day!
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Labor Day!
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...
Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
There's just no way to use AI and not be a cringe loser
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There's just no way to use AI and not be a cringe loser