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The magpie bard 🔞
@themagpiebard.bsky.social
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Title text of a news article that says "Charlie Kirk says gun deaths unfortunately worth it to keep 2nd amendment" Kermit the Frog holding a gun and wearing a wizard hat. He is saying "Behold! The most powerful spell of all! Are you ready to meet God?"
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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He returns!!
A hare in the grass
August 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Bun him stretch him little legs
A hare sitting in tufts of grass A hare standing up on all fours, stretching their legs out
August 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Yeah that's what I'm talking about 🙏🙏🙏
Bag of cloth wipes, featuring prominently on the side the text "bigger, wetter, stronger"
July 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Trying to figure out how to draw tanks
Two pencil drawings of sketched out muscular figures with lots of circles and guidelines
July 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I showed you my peonies pls respond
A peonie
June 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Trans rights, now and forever
A claymore sword hanging on the wall. Sticking out from the wall mount to the left is a trans flag and to the right is a progress/pride flag
June 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Goodbye Windows, you piece of shit!
Picture of a desktop screen, with a keyboard in front of it. The screen has an installer for a Linux distro visible on it Close up of a part of the installer from the previous picture, with a cursor hovering over a button which says "Erase and Install"
June 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Hey Iowa

quick question

what the fuck is this
A county map of Iowa. Every county is mostly square.
June 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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An ao3 quiz for old times' sake.

Felt very called out by that one question lmao

Anyway, yeah sorry. That checks out.
May 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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I really enjoy working in this composing environment lmao, Lovely Composer is great
April 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Reminder
MagpieBard flexing in front of a bookshelf and a claymore while wearing a solaire of astora helmet.
April 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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When the creator named this Lovely Composer they weren't kidding. It's so stinkin cute!
April 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Picture of a skeleton on fire holding a sword. Top text says "state of the world? Bad! Mental health? Also bad!" Bottom text says "but still, we charge forward" Dark souls message in front of a skeleton laying despondent on the ground. The message says "don't give up, skeleton!"
April 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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mmm, bulgarian split squats
Meme guide to bulgarian split squats. The procedure is to lie down, try not to cry and then cry a lot. The muscles this uses are listed as quads, glutes, adductor and the soul (crushed).
April 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Prince you can always do X meme. Top text says "you can always kick a generative AI CEO in the nuts" Bottom text says "It's always morally correct."
April 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Drawing of a crying angry man on the left saying "you think you're better than me because you don't use AI to make-." And a chad on the right saying "yes."
April 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Well there it is again

sexvalues.github.io/index.html
March 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Here's some playing, with all it's little imperfections 😄
That c minor chord's always giving me trouble.
March 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I put a lil guy on my ukulele hope this helps
Magpie Bard holding a baritone ukulele. On the ukulele is a sticker of a sleeping cat.
March 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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A meme featuring kirby holding a sign which says "kill me with your thighs you coward!"
March 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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American foreign policy right now
A meme of SpongeBob mocking someone by saying in a stylized manner "say thank you"
March 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Autism creature playing a kravik lyre This represents MagpieBard
March 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"we are not the same meme" Top text: "you work out to look good and get in shape" Bottom text: "I work out to throw terfs in the river"
March 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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A meme featuring two wrestlers. One stands behind the other menacingly. On the head of the one in front is another meme featuring a pokemon battle, with one side being labeled "fear of having kids" and the other being labeled "my love for creampies." On the head of the menacing wrestler is the text "a vasectomy."
February 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM