TheLizRusso
@thelizrusso.com
☕️ SoberAF 2011 🤡🎙 Standup Comic 🦅🎓American University 🐈🐈⬛ Cat Mom 🥰 Girlfriend 🚔⚖️ Former Inmate 📖✍️ Writing My Memoir www.thelizrusso.com
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She adores this, right up until the point that she squeezes it a little *too* hard and it starts flopping around all over the shop, at which point she shits her proverbial pants and hides under the bed 😂
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
She adores this, right up until the point that she squeezes it a little *too* hard and it starts flopping around all over the shop, at which point she shits her proverbial pants and hides under the bed 😂
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This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
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Minneapolis Public Schools will be closed tomorrow and Friday. 30,000 kids will have to miss two days of school because the federal government has made it too dangerous.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Minneapolis Public Schools will be closed tomorrow and Friday. 30,000 kids will have to miss two days of school because the federal government has made it too dangerous.
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January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
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If you beat up and injure a cop at the Capitol the Trump admin will pardon you.
If you drive away from an ICE agent they will kill you.
If you drive away from an ICE agent they will kill you.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
If you beat up and injure a cop at the Capitol the Trump admin will pardon you.
If you drive away from an ICE agent they will kill you.
If you drive away from an ICE agent they will kill you.
Head football coaches out here playing musical chairs for jobs. #NFL 🏈🪑🪑🪑🪑💨
a woman is standing next to a chair in a room while a man stands behind her .
ALT: a woman is standing next to a chair in a room while a man stands behind her .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Head football coaches out here playing musical chairs for jobs. #NFL 🏈🪑🪑🪑🪑💨
So ... repeating his mistakes. This wouldn't happen on Dean Cain's watch. Nah, it would. 🦸🏽♂️
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
So ... repeating his mistakes. This wouldn't happen on Dean Cain's watch. Nah, it would. 🦸🏽♂️
I highly recommend the streaming show #Mussolini: Son of the Century. I hope they make more. You have to download #MUBI, its on #SkyTV. So good!
#ICE acting like #Blackshirts out here. History, bitches.
#ICE acting like #Blackshirts out here. History, bitches.
Mussolini: Son Of The Century Limited Series Trailer
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes TV
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January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I highly recommend the streaming show #Mussolini: Son of the Century. I hope they make more. You have to download #MUBI, its on #SkyTV. So good!
#ICE acting like #Blackshirts out here. History, bitches.
#ICE acting like #Blackshirts out here. History, bitches.
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As hard as it is to listen to, I'm glad Trump, Vance, and Noem are doubling down so hard and literally blaming this poor woman for what happened. I firmly believe every second they spend doing this they lose votes, because it's absolutely sickening to everyone but the most entrenched MAGA f*ckwits.
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Mood.
The pup knows how to handle hump day.
Happy Wednesday!
The pup knows how to handle hump day.
Happy Wednesday!
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Mood.
The pup knows how to handle hump day.
Happy Wednesday!
The pup knows how to handle hump day.
Happy Wednesday!
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January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Trump is more Benito than Adolf.
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Trump is more Benito than Adolf.
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This is Chilli. He can go from zero to sixty in a matter of seconds. Uses this extraordinary ability to say good morning very promptly. 14/10 (IG: chilli.thegreyhound)
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This is Chilli. He can go from zero to sixty in a matter of seconds. Uses this extraordinary ability to say good morning very promptly. 14/10 (IG: chilli.thegreyhound)
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This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)
😱 horrifying, birds of nightmares 😳 😂🤣
May the Illinois State Redbird visit you in FCS championship night.
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
😱 horrifying, birds of nightmares 😳 😂🤣
Tracy falling for the bluff from Alexis is hilarious 😂 #GeneralHospital
a bald man in a gold and black robe says you fell victim to one of the classic blunders
ALT: a bald man in a gold and black robe says you fell victim to one of the classic blunders
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Tracy falling for the bluff from Alexis is hilarious 😂 #GeneralHospital
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Call the sheriff.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Call the sheriff.