TheLizRusso
@thelizrusso.com
☕️ SoberAF 2011 🤡🎙 Standup Comic 🦅🎓American University 🐈🐈⬛ Cat Mom 🥰 Girlfriend 🚔⚖️ Former Inmate 📖✍️ Writing My Memoir www.thelizrusso.com
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This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
Anyone else notice Jardiance commercials dropped the musical number, but I can still hear it...🤪
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anyone else notice Jardiance commercials dropped the musical number, but I can still hear it...🤪
Baylen's dad should worry about her supporting herself without a husband as an adult... or you're just teaching her to rely on someone else, always. What do unmarried young women with Tourettes do without a man's health insurance? Life is not a Disney movie. #BaylenOutLoud
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Baylen's dad should worry about her supporting herself without a husband as an adult... or you're just teaching her to rely on someone else, always. What do unmarried young women with Tourettes do without a man's health insurance? Life is not a Disney movie. #BaylenOutLoud
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
Loved seeing @jimgaffigan.bsky.social on #TamronHall Always funny!
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November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Loved seeing @jimgaffigan.bsky.social on #TamronHall Always funny!
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It’s that time of year. My annual How to Draw a Turkey Tutorial.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s that time of year. My annual How to Draw a Turkey Tutorial.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Buchner getting the final snap. I’m not crying.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Buchner getting the final snap. I’m not crying.
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Notre Dame Syracuse Game Summary Thread:
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November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Notre Dame Syracuse Game Summary Thread:
Jason Garrett bringing down the room.... oof. #NotreDame #FightingIrish
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November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jason Garrett bringing down the room.... oof. #NotreDame #FightingIrish
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Notre Dame scored again. Covered the 36-point spread in 15 minutes and four seconds
This went from "Notre Dame, if you beat Syracuse by more than Miami did (28 points), you can avoid giving the committee a reason to care that Miami beat you" to "ok settle down Notre Dame" immediately
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Notre Dame scored again. Covered the 36-point spread in 15 minutes and four seconds
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad the game is already over?
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad the game is already over?
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad the game is already over?
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad the game is already over?
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It's 35-0 at Notre Dame, and we're not out of the first quarter yet.
Otto's getting squeezed.
Otto's getting squeezed.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's 35-0 at Notre Dame, and we're not out of the first quarter yet.
Otto's getting squeezed.
Otto's getting squeezed.
Great game. Wish #LafayetteFootball won but, great as #CoachRusso 's daughter raised on these games, to see the #EastonPA community and #LafayetteCollege excited and sold out the stadium. #GoPards #ClimbTheHill I love my city! Felt like the #RussoEra again. ❤️🏈🐆
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Great game. Wish #LafayetteFootball won but, great as #CoachRusso 's daughter raised on these games, to see the #EastonPA community and #LafayetteCollege excited and sold out the stadium. #GoPards #ClimbTheHill I love my city! Felt like the #RussoEra again. ❤️🏈🐆
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If we accept survival as the first test of intelligence, MTG is the smartest republican in congress.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If we accept survival as the first test of intelligence, MTG is the smartest republican in congress.
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Syracuse is in hell. ☘️🏈
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Syracuse is in hell. ☘️🏈
The SNL cold open? lol
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The SNL cold open? lol
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
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By the way, Jeff Bezos, you fucking pathetic coward: Zohran Mamdani got the pragmatic things he needed to get as a leader without ever submitting to the likes of MBS and disrespecting the memory of Khashoggi and every journalist in America.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
By the way, Jeff Bezos, you fucking pathetic coward: Zohran Mamdani got the pragmatic things he needed to get as a leader without ever submitting to the likes of MBS and disrespecting the memory of Khashoggi and every journalist in America.
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Trump is releasing the Epstein files, and Pam Bondi and Kash Patel are acting completely normal
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump is releasing the Epstein files, and Pam Bondi and Kash Patel are acting completely normal
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