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kayfabe jones
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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."
the full process as follows:

run around and scream. poop. totally fail at burying the poop and instead half bury the floor. run around some more. lie down amidst the half buried floor

demand snuggles
cats love to snuggle right after a poop
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
every time mark briscoe wrestles either davis or fletcher

makes me wish we could've seen aussie open versus dem boys

#AEWCollision 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
wheeler yuta "is like a newborn baby deer. naturally beautiful and ready to walk on the first day"

between that and pac "looking beautiful" mox be thirsting for the homies on commentary

#AEWCollision 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
working my way through the discworld audiobooks

@rhi.bsky.social, i avoided your dad's work when i was younger. all puffed up with self-importance

because it was funny. and i was SERIOUS

turns out the joke was on me

there's magic in those words. and i was at the back of the queue
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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This has been a tough year for "WWE is good at business" folks. Lost NBC as a partner. No deal for NXT ppvs. No U.S. deal for AAA. No one wanted their TNA offer. No one wants their library. And challenging AEW head-to-head exposed their product as dreadfully inferior.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the men's blood and guts match was a little slow early on

then claudio came in. strong death

then mox came in. stabby death

and then JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

LOOK AT THE STATE OF KYLE 😖

#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
well played ladies 👏👏👏

(also. you're all completely insane. please stay away from me)

#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
OH SHIT

this is one of them no-selling tables

#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
we need a toni storm blood and guts action figure

corpse paint. pearls. taped fist with broken glass

guaranteed top christmas seller

#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
hmm. skye blue is wearing more white than usual

i sure hope that's not foreshadowing anything

#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
me, reading this on the train to work, while torrential rain and gale force winds batter the windows:

is it 5pm yet? 😞

#AEWDynamite 🤼
That was probably the best episode of weekly wrestling television I’ve ever seen #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
it's not easy being my cat

sometimes he gets picked up and smooshed. against his will
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
streets are saying that 47 year old cm punk and 48 year old john cena just won 2 of their titles

holy 1999-2000s wcw, batman

#wrestlesky 🤼
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Blood, Guts, smiles, and smashing folks.

I spoke w/ Willow Nightingale about her peers, her purpose, and so much more. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...
'Smash some skulls': Willow Nightingale on making AEW history and refusing to compromise
"To win the big one as myself, being the person I am, care-free, Black joy, big girl, never changing for anyone and just being myself and accomplishing something that grand, I think is the biggest sto...
sports.yahoo.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Tony Khan saved pro wrestling in the U.S. with AEW. Through AEW partnerships, he helped NJPW survive the pandemic & CMLL fight back against WWE buying AAA. Not to mention letting talent work indy shows globally. The vitriol some fans have for him is insane. Touch grass, get a life, etc.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
here's my 2 cents:

say yes. 3 minute tv match. put over the established team. thank you for this opportunity. smile and shake hands

btw. can we work in a spot that we can use to argue we were screwed and demand a rematch

in aew or somewhere else

not rocket science, is it

#AEW 🤼
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the podcast that's not endorsed by bandido's abuela

but might be if she ever heard it. possibly

#AEW 🤼
it's a new week so we are once again asking you to listen to Waffly Bollox, our silly little wrestling podcast that we've been making for like... two years. two and a half? that's wild. well, we're having fun at least: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #wrestlesky
Turn up the violence | AEW Collision 1 November & Dynamite 5 November review
Podcast Episode · Waffly Bollox · 11/08/2025 · 1h 20m
podcasts.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
every thekla match be like

VIOLENCE!!!

CHAOS!!!

SPIDERS!!!

#AEWCollision 🤼
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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the first bullet club gold entrance with jay, juice, the gunns and ace is gonna hit so fuckin hard #AEWCollision 🤼
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
ace austin and kyle fletcher having a BANGER 🔥

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
KAZUCHIKA OKADA. YOU HUSSY

going after another man's husband like that

SHAME

#AEWCollision 🤼
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
eatin' pizza. hold please
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM