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kayfabe jones
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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."
also. why there's at least half a chance of wrestlers finally getting a union. as long as aew thrives

football players (american and soccer) have unions. the khan family are involved in both

it's business as usual for them 🤼
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
by this logic. did kenny, the bucks, cutler and cd get medals after brawl out

like the heroes of yavin

#AEW 🤼
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
and might her name happen to rhyme with mmmlllemily
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
nigel's furious "don't you ever do that again" when tony confronted ftr

is gonna live rent free in my head for a VERY long time 🤼
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reposted by kayfabe jones
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
orange (cat) is the new black
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
there's a very clear message to all unsigned talent:

come in. play ball. and we'll keep giving you the ball 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
she's taking full advantage of doors opened by aew's cross-promotional partnerships

making herself a star on 2 continents at once 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
MASSIVE SNOOT
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
finding it very funny that billy corgan

he of the creative differences with literally everyone he ever worked with

had a nice talk with tony khan

tk is basically the arse whisperer at this point 🤼
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
a kind of blue (chair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i've watched the whole "the king is tired" scene far too many times

"you just sent the most powerful man in westeros to bed without his supper"

damn right he did. and it was freaking awesome
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
mr biffles sounds like a boss i'd gladly work for
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
keeps the whiskers straight
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
not my absolute favourite, but the first one to mind:

"oh pete, i'm in trouble"
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
any mash with no monsters is no mash to me
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
🎶looking at life through the eyes of a dairyman🎶
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
you know young skye blue watched a bunch of mox's pre-wwe czw ultra-violence 🤼
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
🎶the toxicity of our city, of our city🎶
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
me, to my cat:

"no. other people don't enjoy your bottom quite as much as you do. put it away"
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM