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theliesofbryan.bsky.social
kayfabe jones
@theliesofbryan.bsky.social
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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."
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theliesofbryan.bsky.social
this picture is several years old. still haven't found ozzy
a red and cream patterned duvet is folded down on a human's bed. detailed forensic analysis has revealed a white cat snoot and pink nose emerging from under the folded duvet
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
large tuxedo roadblock
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side. in the doorway of my bedroom.he's looking at us like a judge
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
extract from interview, explaining chris candido's actual cause of death. according to his brother, he was incorrectly prescribed a sleep aid after surgery. this slowed his breathing, causing his lungs to fill with fluid. this was verified during chris's autopsy
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
gone into business for himself
a large tuxedo cat sits in a leather office chair. his white front paws are folded neatly in front of him
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
pre-show pint no 2 and view

#AEWDynamite 🤼
view from the skyline bar. overlooking the river clyde on a very nice day. the bbc and stv studios are on the other side of the river. and a large industrial crane stands on the near bank
August 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
pre-show pint and tunes

#AEWDynamite 🤼
a pint glass of fosters lager sitting on a heineken bar mat. there's a jack daniels bar mat just behind it and a darkened bar in the background
August 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
furiously lazy
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a blue-grey carpet. he's looking at the camera in an annoyed fashion
August 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
heard it's international #cat day

sadly. i only have a shrimp
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a blue-grey carpet. the lower part of a tv stand is visible in the background. the cat is showing off his white belly, and his shrimp impression
August 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
ozzy is trying out mewd lighting

#cats
a large tuxedo cat is sitting on a white upvc windowsill. it's still light outside but late in the day. we can see green grass and wet tarmac. the cat is half illuminated and half in shadow. his expression is basically vacant
July 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
ozzy was a rescue. his previous human died. don't know anything about them

the poor wee man is terrified whenever anyone knocks the door. and he has this scar on his nose

he has stories. but will never tell. and that's okay by me
very close up on a tuxedo cat's face. there's a prominent scar on the side of his nose
July 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
this #Caturday, ozzy is openly defying health and safety rules
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a cream, grey and black striped carpet. one back leg is stretched out straight and his tail is hazardously wrapped around the wheel of a nearby black office chair. he's looking off to the left, oblivious to the peril
June 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
caught a shrimp

#Caturday
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a cream, grey and black striped carpet. his front paws are tucked into his belly and his back legs are stretched out. kind of like a shrimp
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
still stand by this. but tna and aaa are now interchangeable
quote repost of myself from January 17 2025. a message to tna. you might not know it yet. but trust me. you're dead (and i know you've heard it all before. but you never signed that contract before)
May 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
a large tuxedo cat is sitting up on a dark brown kitchen counter. there's a cream and brown tiled splashback in the background, cupboards above his head and a washing machine below. the cat's eyes are pale green and utterly empty
May 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
ozzy had a thought once. but he forgot it

#cats
a large tuxedo cat is sitting up on a dark brown kitchen counter. there's a cream and brown tiled splashback in the background, cupboards above his head and a washing machine below. the cat's eyes are pale green and utterly empty
May 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
do you think he's a bit. y'know
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side atop a blue-grey carpet. he's looking off to the side and camping it up with one of his front paws
May 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
sorry. no pet found here
a tuxedo cat has definitely not pulled a duvet off his human's bed and wrapped it around himself. the duvet is red and white. also the tuxedo cat looks mad. luckily he's not actually there
April 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
ozzy was once a great warrior. or possibly walked into a door
close up on a tuxedo cat's face. there's an old scar on his nose. in the background is a human's torso in a nine inch nails t-shirt
March 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
ozzy been saying this
a tuxedo cat's head is hanging off the side of a black office chair. there's a pale cream wall in the background. we can also see a red lampshade and a brown and cream picture of a potted plant. the cat's expression suggests we've been operating black office chairs incorrectly
March 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
close up on a brown and white horse wearing a pink bridle and a baby blue "happy birthday" hat
March 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
my CATE has found me to be non-essential. and i am now locked out of my home

well. good luck opening that can you little shit
a displeased looking tuxedo cat is standing on a kitchen counter in front of a cream and brown tiled splashback. there's an unopened can of tuna next to him. it seems unlikely that he'll be able to resolve this himself
March 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
bathtime
a large tuxedo cat is lying on a black, grey and white carpet. his pink tongue is out and he appears to be licking his own chest
February 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
grump alert
a grumpy tuxedo cat is lying flat on a blue-grey carpet. his front paws are underneath him and his back paws are neatly folded
February 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
ozzy is definitely not stuck. no sir. ma'am. or those in between

definitely not stuck
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a black, grey and white carpet. his front claws appear to be stuck in the base of a human's bed. but they're definitely not
February 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
theliesofbryan.bsky.social
sorry. here's a dumb cat
an orange cat is crouching inside a fully loaded dishwasher
February 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM