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John the Dipper
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Underperforming genius. Thon.

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February 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
"For every person who heard my voice and my daughter's pleading voice, yet did not rescue her, I will question them before God on the Day of Judgement...Netanyahu, Biden, and all those who collaborated against us, against Gaza and its people, I pray against them from the depths of my heart."
February 10, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Sigrid could sense that it was time, once more, to hunt the foes of justice wherever they might hide.
February 10, 2024 at 8:26 AM
"Be cool, Preston," he told himself. "Just be cool. No one suspects a thing."
February 7, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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🚨NEW: TV stations & Facebook are lobbying to block legislation that would force disclosure of billionaire/corporate dark money buying elections.

Think about this: TV outlets purporting to cover politics are making it impossible to cover campaign cash.
TV’s Big Dark (Money) Secret
As political ads blanket our screens like never before, the broadcast and tech lobbies are reaping the benefits of protecting the secrets of their dark money benefactors.
www.levernews.com
February 6, 2024 at 7:53 PM
It was in that moment, awaking after yet another Red Bull bender in yet another dumpster behind yet another strip mall, that Quincy realized that he had hit bottom harder than the Edmund Fitzgerald.
February 6, 2024 at 7:35 AM
My god.
There have been more than 26,000 pregnancies resulting from rape since Texas outlawed abortion with no rape exception.

Gov. Abbott claimed he would stop all rapes in the state after signing the ban. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
More than 26K rape-related pregnancies estimated after Texas outlawed abortions, new study says
More than 26K rape-related pregnancies estimated after Texas outlawed abortions, new study says
www.houstonchronicle.com
February 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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Biden pushed debunked Israeli propaganda.
Biden bypassed Congress to send Israel more weapons.
Biden's UN rep vetoed every effort to force a ceasefire.
Biden bombed countries that tried to stop Israel.
Biden suspended funding for UNRWA.

liberals: "There's nothing Biden can do."
February 4, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Everyone is about to discover what I've been so goddamn angry about for like twenty years now
February 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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The term "Luddite" as a pejorative synonym for "technophobe" was a technocrat PR coup; that's not what Luddites were about. They were a labour movement fighting to give workers control over technologies which were advancing w/o oversight and rapidly automating them out of their jobs. Sound familiar?
February 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Quincy had no recollection of being forcibly removed from Uncle Jerry's Grab'n'go on Highway 10 for raiding the Red Bull early Wednesday morning until he saw the picture in the following day's local paper.
February 4, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Not for the first time after a Red Bull bender, Quincy awoke in someone else's bed, wearing someone else's underwear, and lying next to a cat that, for the life of him, he could not recall having previously met.
February 4, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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So they’ve had both Trump and Elon Musk as hosts, Sarah Palin and Nikki Haley as cute cameos, and people still think SNL are the good guys?
February 4, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Quincy couldn't help wondering if the reason he wanted a slug of cheap Irish whiskey first thing every morning was because of his deep, abiding sense of his own mortality, or if it was just due to his insatiable lust for the blood of his enemies.
February 1, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Allen didn't think of it as "playing dead" so much as confronting the well-heeled and the anesthetized with the debilitating terror of existence.
February 1, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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“Just move to a blue state silly”
“The owners of two gay bars have spoken out after their venues were said to have received citations because the bartender’s nipples were exposed, and some people were wearing jockstraps.”
Seattle gay bars raided over ‘lewd conduct violations’
Seattle gay bars including The Cuff Complex and The Seattle Eagle were raided by a coalition of local authorities over the weekend.
www.thepinknews.com
January 31, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Everyone on the mountain was stoked over Lacey's epic steeze.
January 31, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Quincy always dreaded the morning after his Red Bull benders.
January 31, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Eric experienced a white hot fury whenever he heard the term "rat race".
January 30, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Irvin defied all who would use his reputation as an outlaw biker to tarnish his music.
January 30, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Quincy realized too late that six Red Bulls was at least one too many.
January 29, 2024 at 7:43 AM
It wasn't until the stomachache had fully taken hold that Terrance accepted he wouldn't get drunk on fresh muscadine.
January 29, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Terrance, quietly envious of Irvin's free spirit, sought comfort in a plain cake donut and yearned for the smell of leather.
January 27, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Irvin always knew he was born to ride.
January 26, 2024 at 4:54 AM