THEJordonBrown
@thejordonbrown.bsky.social
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no way a show would release a secret twist bonus episode after the finale had already aired
Stranger Things fans have concocted a theory that suggests a true, secret ending episode to the series is coming out this week — and now the community is having to issue a warning not to get upset when it turns out to be false. https://bit.ly/4qe0bHW
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
no way a show would release a secret twist bonus episode after the finale had already aired
I just got a push notification “Should you still expect your $2,000 Trump tariff check” and my brain is leaking out of my nose
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I just got a push notification “Should you still expect your $2,000 Trump tariff check” and my brain is leaking out of my nose
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Y'all I'm FREAKING OUT.
I wrote a game for two players about wanting to fuck each other so bad you save the world from fascism about it.
Caro's art perfectly encapsulates the game and I have been itching so bad to be able to share it
Please go pre save the campaign for this one PLEASE
I wrote a game for two players about wanting to fuck each other so bad you save the world from fascism about it.
Caro's art perfectly encapsulates the game and I have been itching so bad to be able to share it
Please go pre save the campaign for this one PLEASE
The campaign for Rise, Wizards! and All's Fair launches in less than one month!
AND WE HAVE AN EXCITING UPDATE
Behold, @seaexcursion.itch.io's cover design for @superdillin.bsky.social's All's Fair - a game about wanting eachother so bad you save the world about it
AND WE HAVE AN EXCITING UPDATE
Behold, @seaexcursion.itch.io's cover design for @superdillin.bsky.social's All's Fair - a game about wanting eachother so bad you save the world about it
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Y'all I'm FREAKING OUT.
I wrote a game for two players about wanting to fuck each other so bad you save the world from fascism about it.
Caro's art perfectly encapsulates the game and I have been itching so bad to be able to share it
Please go pre save the campaign for this one PLEASE
I wrote a game for two players about wanting to fuck each other so bad you save the world from fascism about it.
Caro's art perfectly encapsulates the game and I have been itching so bad to be able to share it
Please go pre save the campaign for this one PLEASE
Probably unpopular hot take: Stephen Miller (and his ilk) will never face earthly consequences for anything they’ve done
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Probably unpopular hot take: Stephen Miller (and his ilk) will never face earthly consequences for anything they’ve done
Absolute banger of a lineup
☝️Um, Actually returns to Dropout January 20th
🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Absolute banger of a lineup
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Tomorrow is the five-year anniversary of a day in history that the news media says was a display over a disagreement of opinion
The irony — and ignominy — of Pete Hegseth going after Mark Kelly will not be lost on history.
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Tomorrow is the five-year anniversary of a day in history that the news media says was a display over a disagreement of opinion
What an imperialist way to frame this @reuters.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What an imperialist way to frame this @reuters.com
If there is a secret Stranger Things episode coming and the Duffer brothers made me watch an entirely pointless 45 minute epilogue, I'm going to hate the show forever
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If there is a secret Stranger Things episode coming and the Duffer brothers made me watch an entirely pointless 45 minute epilogue, I'm going to hate the show forever
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
Anyone else try to watch Run Away on Netflix? Apparently Netflix's policy now is no shadows or atmosphere because the show is blindingly bright. Which is not how a British crime show should look.
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Anyone else try to watch Run Away on Netflix? Apparently Netflix's policy now is no shadows or atmosphere because the show is blindingly bright. Which is not how a British crime show should look.
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
Last night, I watched When Harry Met Sally... with the commentary track, and everyone is getting the story about Rob Reiner changing the ending because of his wife wrong.
It's actually way more beautiful than what people have said.
It's actually way more beautiful than what people have said.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Last night, I watched When Harry Met Sally... with the commentary track, and everyone is getting the story about Rob Reiner changing the ending because of his wife wrong.
It's actually way more beautiful than what people have said.
It's actually way more beautiful than what people have said.
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Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
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The "no worries if not!" opposition party.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The "no worries if not!" opposition party.
Hey @merriam-webster.com why even include this word?
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Hey @merriam-webster.com why even include this word?
Do you think Dick Cheney is looking up from hell like “Wait, I didn’t even have to lie? I could just do that?”
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Do you think Dick Cheney is looking up from hell like “Wait, I didn’t even have to lie? I could just do that?”
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Instead of impeachment house dems are going to do a retroactive vote supporting trump unanimously and then impeach mamdani
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Instead of impeachment house dems are going to do a retroactive vote supporting trump unanimously and then impeach mamdani
Did they even bother to coordinate with DOJ to release another batch of Epstein files?
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Did they even bother to coordinate with DOJ to release another batch of Epstein files?
Any Democrat who doesn’t call for the immediate impeachment, removal and arrest of Donald Trump should be primaried.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Any Democrat who doesn’t call for the immediate impeachment, removal and arrest of Donald Trump should be primaried.
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Congress must immediately act to impeach & imprison Donald Trump.
And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine.
We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.
And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine.
We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.
JUST IN: Trump says the U.S. will “run” Venezuela for now, until a “proper transition” can take place
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Congress must immediately act to impeach & imprison Donald Trump.
And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine.
We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.
And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine.
We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.
Name one time the U.S. deposing a foreign leader and occupying the country with a military force has turned out poorly.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Name one time the U.S. deposing a foreign leader and occupying the country with a military force has turned out poorly.
Did Trump just announce a new colony? That’s a fun twist.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Did Trump just announce a new colony? That’s a fun twist.
Let’s say, totally hypothetically, that American fentanyl was trafficking into Canada. Could Canadian forces…
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Let’s say, totally hypothetically, that American fentanyl was trafficking into Canada. Could Canadian forces…
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run