THEJordonBrown
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
Oh no now I need to watch every Muppet movie
kermit the frog and fozzie bear are sitting in a car
ALT: kermit the frog and fozzie bear are sitting in a car
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Oh no now I need to watch every Muppet movie
Watched The Muppet Show (2026) with my 4 year old and he requested Muppet Treasure Island immediately after.
I think I’m crushing this parenting thing.
I think I’m crushing this parenting thing.
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Watched The Muppet Show (2026) with my 4 year old and he requested Muppet Treasure Island immediately after.
I think I’m crushing this parenting thing.
I think I’m crushing this parenting thing.
Donald Trump deleted the racist video? Guess he went woke.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Donald Trump deleted the racist video? Guess he went woke.
Is sharing a wildly racist video beneath the office of the presidency or nah?
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Is sharing a wildly racist video beneath the office of the presidency or nah?
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
Starting to suspect that they aren’t interested in people “doing it the right way” if their skin color is darker than eggshell
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Starting to suspect that they aren’t interested in people “doing it the right way” if their skin color is darker than eggshell
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The Washington Post but it’s ‘The Traitors’
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The Washington Post but it’s ‘The Traitors’
People furious students are walking out and protesting today were furious young people don’t care about anything six months ago
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
People furious students are walking out and protesting today were furious young people don’t care about anything six months ago
How is “Jeff Epstein? The financier?” more relevant today?
raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
How is “Jeff Epstein? The financier?” more relevant today?
This is the only bummer about When Harry Met Sally
One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This is the only bummer about When Harry Met Sally
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
Every week, I’m excited to escape reality and spend an hour in The Pitt, which is truly such a horrific indicator of how on fire the world is
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Every week, I’m excited to escape reality and spend an hour in The Pitt, which is truly such a horrific indicator of how on fire the world is
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huge miss from james talarico's super bowl ad to not have the final cut be to some guy on a private jet flying out to a private island watching it and shaking his fist at the screen www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_1...
Billionaires
YouTube video by James Talarico
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
huge miss from james talarico's super bowl ad to not have the final cut be to some guy on a private jet flying out to a private island watching it and shaking his fist at the screen www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_1...
Do Jeffries and Schumer have the same humiliation kink? Cause this shit is pathetic.
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Do Jeffries and Schumer have the same humiliation kink? Cause this shit is pathetic.
If you can just delay your company’s implementation of AI for like 6 months, you won’t have to do anything because it will be dead.
Suggest an AI research committee. Weigh options. Get feedback.
Suggest an AI research committee. Weigh options. Get feedback.
The OpenAI CEO denied accusations that ads will corrupt the chatbot’s responses for the financial gain of brands.
Sam Altman Fires Back At Anthropic Over Anti-ChatGPT Super Bowl Campaign: ‘Dishonest’
The OpenAI CEO denied accusations that ads will corrupt the chatbot’s responses for the financial gain of brands.
www.forbes.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 AM
If you can just delay your company’s implementation of AI for like 6 months, you won’t have to do anything because it will be dead.
Suggest an AI research committee. Weigh options. Get feedback.
Suggest an AI research committee. Weigh options. Get feedback.
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Or, and hear me out, don't upload photos and videos that could facilitate a statewide takeover of your local school district and arbitrary consequences for children.
Was there a student walkout at your school in Central Texas today (Wednesday, Feb. 4)? Upload your photos and videos here: https://www.kxan.com/contact-us/
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Or, and hear me out, don't upload photos and videos that could facilitate a statewide takeover of your local school district and arbitrary consequences for children.
Local high school is walking out to protest ICE tomorrow. Other than driving by and honking, anything else I can do to support them?
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Local high school is walking out to protest ICE tomorrow. Other than driving by and honking, anything else I can do to support them?
Officially no longer have a TikTok. Feels weird.
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Officially no longer have a TikTok. Feels weird.
I know it's not named for him, but it's gotta be a tough time to be running recruitment for Elon University
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I know it's not named for him, but it's gotta be a tough time to be running recruitment for Elon University
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old enough to remember when “democracy dies in darkness” was a warning rather than a mission statement
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
old enough to remember when “democracy dies in darkness” was a warning rather than a mission statement
Jeff Bezos spent about $50 million on his wedding about 6 months ago. He could fund these vital interests if he wanted to.
I expected the cuts would be bad but I'm honestly stunned and sickened seeing how many great journalists the Washington Post just lost. People who nailed huge investigations, documented war zones, exposed horrific crimes, dropped all at once for failures they did not cause.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Jeff Bezos spent about $50 million on his wedding about 6 months ago. He could fund these vital interests if he wanted to.
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Just a heads up if you do it the second way the responses will be that you’re not allowed to do that either
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Just a heads up if you do it the second way the responses will be that you’re not allowed to do that either
Democrats want you to resign
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Democrats want you to resign
It’s wild that there’s a whole genre of movies and tv that is “babies are secretly having adventures”
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It’s wild that there’s a whole genre of movies and tv that is “babies are secretly having adventures”