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The audacity to send this in the same week as the Senate vote
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The audacity to send this in the same week as the Senate vote
Fingers crossed it’s a pluribus
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Fingers crossed it’s a pluribus
43. Sesame Street: Put Down the Duckie (1988) I can’t pick a favorite cameo from this absolute delight of a special, so I won’t.
But the best part is Cookie Monster being grilled over Cookie-Gate while his lawyer, Kermit, whispers answers to him.
But the best part is Cookie Monster being grilled over Cookie-Gate while his lawyer, Kermit, whispers answers to him.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
43. Sesame Street: Put Down the Duckie (1988) I can’t pick a favorite cameo from this absolute delight of a special, so I won’t.
But the best part is Cookie Monster being grilled over Cookie-Gate while his lawyer, Kermit, whispers answers to him.
But the best part is Cookie Monster being grilled over Cookie-Gate while his lawyer, Kermit, whispers answers to him.
I love every bit of this
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I love every bit of this
Do you live in one of these states? Today is a great day to announce a primary challenge.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Do you live in one of these states? Today is a great day to announce a primary challenge.
Let us begin the national news cycle of “sure, Dems swept nearly every possible race, but how will they attract voters moving forward?”
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Let us begin the national news cycle of “sure, Dems swept nearly every possible race, but how will they attract voters moving forward?”
How embarrassing that they spelled Fozziwig wrong
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How embarrassing that they spelled Fozziwig wrong
Last day wearing my favorite shirt until next year
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Last day wearing my favorite shirt until next year
Very clever of Paramount Plus to put "Cancel" on the edit your subscription plan page because hitting it means you cancel editing your plan, not canceling your plan altogether
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Very clever of Paramount Plus to put "Cancel" on the edit your subscription plan page because hitting it means you cancel editing your plan, not canceling your plan altogether
Capitalism was a mistake
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Capitalism was a mistake
25. Hot to Trot (1988) How much cocaine do you think it took to make this movie where Bobcat Goldthwait gets financial advice from a talking horse played by John Candy?
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
25. Hot to Trot (1988) How much cocaine do you think it took to make this movie where Bobcat Goldthwait gets financial advice from a talking horse played by John Candy?
24. Masters of Menace (1990) I am baffled by these weird, terrible movies that are chock full of cameos.
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
24. Masters of Menace (1990) I am baffled by these weird, terrible movies that are chock full of cameos.
Will never not be haunted by the @soundoftheforest.bsky.social fun fact that some snails have up to 20,000 teeth
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Will never not be haunted by the @soundoftheforest.bsky.social fun fact that some snails have up to 20,000 teeth
23. Boris and Natasha: The Movie (1991) I just cannot fathom who this live action Rocky and Bullwinkle spinoff (without the moose or squirrel) was supposed to be for. Baffling.
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
23. Boris and Natasha: The Movie (1991) I just cannot fathom who this live action Rocky and Bullwinkle spinoff (without the moose or squirrel) was supposed to be for. Baffling.
19. Hostage for a Day (1994) John Candy’s assistant wrote this, and I’m guessing asked John to make it for him as a favor because it is incoherently terrible. And they just used a picture of Candy from Summer Rental (he has long hair and a beard in this) for the poster.
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
19. Hostage for a Day (1994) John Candy’s assistant wrote this, and I’m guessing asked John to make it for him as a favor because it is incoherently terrible. And they just used a picture of Candy from Summer Rental (he has long hair and a beard in this) for the poster.
Even by spam text standards, this is pretty lazy
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Even by spam text standards, this is pretty lazy
15. It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time (1975) A buckwild excruciating 90 minutes of nonsense. Kind of fun seeing a pre-SCTV John Candy, though. Bonkers poster too.
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
15. It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time (1975) A buckwild excruciating 90 minutes of nonsense. Kind of fun seeing a pre-SCTV John Candy, though. Bonkers poster too.
14. Armed and Dangerous (1986) I know this was originally written for Belushi and Ackroyd, but when they rewrote it for Candy and Levy, did they take all the jokes out?
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
14. Armed and Dangerous (1986) I know this was originally written for Belushi and Ackroyd, but when they rewrote it for Candy and Levy, did they take all the jokes out?
Also, the iconic John Candy racquetball scene remains iconic
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Also, the iconic John Candy racquetball scene remains iconic
But seeing Tupac was a genuine shock
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
But seeing Tupac was a genuine shock
It’s been like a week, and Israel has not slowed down their genocide in Gaza at all
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been like a week, and Israel has not slowed down their genocide in Gaza at all
Is it just impossible to not take known liars at their word?
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is it just impossible to not take known liars at their word?
I don’t know if I’d call a documentary made 20 years after his death “working together,” but don’t tell google ai
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don’t know if I’d call a documentary made 20 years after his death “working together,” but don’t tell google ai
The Taylor Swift Nazi necklace has been removed from her store
October 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The Taylor Swift Nazi necklace has been removed from her store
Way less surprising than Michael Moore being the writer and director of Canadian Bacon is Google AI just being dead wrong about something
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Way less surprising than Michael Moore being the writer and director of Canadian Bacon is Google AI just being dead wrong about something