the once and future jokesboy
@thejokesboy.bsky.social
James + 32 + Editor of Qmmunity in @austinchronicle + former co-host of Yugi-Bros
It is my birthday today 🎂
next monday’s my birthday. you have a week to think of a gushing compliment to give me as a gift.
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It is my birthday today 🎂
next monday’s my birthday. you have a week to think of a gushing compliment to give me as a gift.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
next monday’s my birthday. you have a week to think of a gushing compliment to give me as a gift.
i’ve always chosen my halloween costumes based on an abiding childhood fear that the events of halloween 2 kalabar’s revenge will happen in real life. you can nvr be too careful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i’ve always chosen my halloween costumes based on an abiding childhood fear that the events of halloween 2 kalabar’s revenge will happen in real life. you can nvr be too careful.
im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt
October 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt
happiest three word story
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
happiest three word story
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors
August 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors
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was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...
The Great Gay Restroom Report
Qmmunity’s James Scott takes a grand tour of Austin’s queer club restrooms
www.austinchronicle.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...
happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊
July 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊
can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza
July 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza
i think vaping looks and is stupid
July 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i think vaping looks and is stupid
haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes.
July 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes.
AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone.
May 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone.
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She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park.
#UK #JKR In what comes as a surprise to nobody, JK Rowling has embarked on her next phase of her path to radicalization. She now also offers to fund legal cases - provided applicants meet certain criteria. jkrwf.org?fbclid=IwQ0x...
The J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund
A legal fighting fund for women protecting their sex-based rights
jkrwf.org
May 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park.
Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything!
May 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything!
had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza).
May 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza).
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“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910.
May 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910.
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i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
gonna start referring to my transition as me “going to jupiter to get more stupider.”
April 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gonna start referring to my transition as me “going to jupiter to get more stupider.”
they should play Thanksgiving Theme (3rd Reprise) from the Charlie Brown cartoons at the end of my funeral so that everyone understands the movie is over.
April 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
they should play Thanksgiving Theme (3rd Reprise) from the Charlie Brown cartoons at the end of my funeral so that everyone understands the movie is over.
has anyone done a drag performance as Spider from James & the Giant Peach? maybe a duet with a drag king Centipede? hmmm… (me thinking)
April 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
has anyone done a drag performance as Spider from James & the Giant Peach? maybe a duet with a drag king Centipede? hmmm… (me thinking)
had a delicious strawberry before dinner: AMA
April 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
had a delicious strawberry before dinner: AMA