Jimmy
@thejimperor.bsky.social
A fan of Marvel, science fiction, democracy, and using humor to cope with societal collapse. Aliens, I tried to avoid all of this.
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So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize
Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.
Twitter is essentially a feedbag for this sad AI that’s forced to say that Elon Musk could have led the Browns to a Super Bowl and beat Albert Einstein in an IQ test, so he’s basically set up an internet cannibalism machine
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Twitter is essentially a feedbag for this sad AI that’s forced to say that Elon Musk could have led the Browns to a Super Bowl and beat Albert Einstein in an IQ test, so he’s basically set up an internet cannibalism machine
Work laptop forced me to restart to install this important update, the update being it now freezes after you turn it on
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Work laptop forced me to restart to install this important update, the update being it now freezes after you turn it on
It’s nice to think that MTG has examined her behavior in cold light of the morning here, but it’s doubtful. It’s good to hope people can change for the better, but don’t let that admirable quality cloud your judgement
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s nice to think that MTG has examined her behavior in cold light of the morning here, but it’s doubtful. It’s good to hope people can change for the better, but don’t let that admirable quality cloud your judgement
Bill Clinton: He used to look at me like that
We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bill Clinton: He used to look at me like that
Tech oligarchs read the Cliff’s Notes on Dune, so they missed the point that a few privileged, wealthy assholes tasking themselves with controlling humanity’s future was a bad thing, so we’re all going to die screaming now
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tech oligarchs read the Cliff’s Notes on Dune, so they missed the point that a few privileged, wealthy assholes tasking themselves with controlling humanity’s future was a bad thing, so we’re all going to die screaming now
Probably need to address the fact that the economy seems tied to a product most of us hate and doesn’t particularly work at some point, but I understand we have some other problems right now
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Probably need to address the fact that the economy seems tied to a product most of us hate and doesn’t particularly work at some point, but I understand we have some other problems right now
Shouldn’t every journalist be asking Press Secretary Regina George what illegal orders the President plans on giving and why refusing them is illegal?
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Shouldn’t every journalist be asking Press Secretary Regina George what illegal orders the President plans on giving and why refusing them is illegal?
An alien invasion really would be a best case scenario, wouldn’t it?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
An alien invasion really would be a best case scenario, wouldn’t it?
Would be more concerned if this want 12 millionth time that the demented Piggy in Chief and his godforsaken bootlickers have threatened to murders us
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Would be more concerned if this want 12 millionth time that the demented Piggy in Chief and his godforsaken bootlickers have threatened to murders us
Hope you all use “quiet, piggy” generously this Thanksgiving with your MAGA relatives
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hope you all use “quiet, piggy” generously this Thanksgiving with your MAGA relatives
DOJ: So nothing about the manufactured evidence, then? Cool.
Basic DOj argument: so there were a lot of mistakes. Still can’t give over GJ materials
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
DOJ: So nothing about the manufactured evidence, then? Cool.
For the thousandth time, if Democrats go down, too, not only am I fine with it, I’ll be glad of it. To hell with anyone involved. I’m not in a cult
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
For the thousandth time, if Democrats go down, too, not only am I fine with it, I’ll be glad of it. To hell with anyone involved. I’m not in a cult
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Choir, let me share a thought with you.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Choir, let me share a thought with you.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted.
Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system?
If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down.
Amen.
It’s going to be very clear that the DOJ tampered with the Epstein files when they’re released because the coverup is being done by very stupid people. Having said that, don’t expect the media to be even remotely interested in the coverup
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s going to be very clear that the DOJ tampered with the Epstein files when they’re released because the coverup is being done by very stupid people. Having said that, don’t expect the media to be even remotely interested in the coverup
Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
It has to haunt other directors that they’ve never nailed a film adaptation of a book as well as Brian Henson did with A Muppets Christmas Carol
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It has to haunt other directors that they’ve never nailed a film adaptation of a book as well as Brian Henson did with A Muppets Christmas Carol
Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January
Another fun thing the media is uninterested in reporting on. ICE agents flouting actual law and believing they have complete immunity from them.
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Another fun thing the media is uninterested in reporting on. ICE agents flouting actual law and believing they have complete immunity from them.
Mainstream media has been failing for decades, but the stench has become particularly overwhelming since 2024. I’d call it failure, but it’s just complicity at this point
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mainstream media has been failing for decades, but the stench has become particularly overwhelming since 2024. I’d call it failure, but it’s just complicity at this point
First time I’ve heard the name Clay Higgins and I’m doubting he’ll eat a spit free entree in a restaurant for the rest of his days
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
First time I’ve heard the name Clay Higgins and I’m doubting he’ll eat a spit free entree in a restaurant for the rest of his days
Google should have a second tab and it’s just how Google was in 2005
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Google should have a second tab and it’s just how Google was in 2005
There’s not any money in being a good journalist. Anyone you see on TV is the worst in their field
I love mess but man this whole thing underlines how much it sucks that all the worst journalists somehow end up with flashy high-paying media jobs
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There’s not any money in being a good journalist. Anyone you see on TV is the worst in their field
It’s reasonable to assume that it took 9 months to scrub any connection Trump had to Epstein from the files
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s reasonable to assume that it took 9 months to scrub any connection Trump had to Epstein from the files