Jimmy
@thejimperor.bsky.social
A fan of Marvel, science fiction, democracy, and using humor to cope with societal collapse. Aliens, I tried to avoid all of this.
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So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize
Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.
Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Counterpoint: No. People are going to die bc due to losing their health insurance, and that’s not a price I’m willing to pay for a couple of weeks of Epstein headlines that the media will bury and voters will memory hole by January
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
Reposted bc the jabroni blocked me for not agreeing with them
CNN once again with a boneheaded horse race take.
Sure, the party that’s done nothing but talk shit on the plan will suffer in THIS election despite having no plan for 15 years, and their comeuppance has been complete control of everything forever
Sure, the party that’s done nothing but talk shit on the plan will suffer in THIS election despite having no plan for 15 years, and their comeuppance has been complete control of everything forever
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
CNN once again with a boneheaded horse race take.
Sure, the party that’s done nothing but talk shit on the plan will suffer in THIS election despite having no plan for 15 years, and their comeuppance has been complete control of everything forever
Sure, the party that’s done nothing but talk shit on the plan will suffer in THIS election despite having no plan for 15 years, and their comeuppance has been complete control of everything forever
There was a time that the world’s richest man made stuff that people actually liked. But apparently, a literal trillion dollar fortune is awarded to a man who oversaw one of the greatest automotive failures in history, and tanked the already anemic sales of the company. Meritocracy, my ass
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
There was a time that the world’s richest man made stuff that people actually liked. But apparently, a literal trillion dollar fortune is awarded to a man who oversaw one of the greatest automotive failures in history, and tanked the already anemic sales of the company. Meritocracy, my ass
Talk to people who aren’t terminally online and you’ll get just how deranged this all is
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Talk to people who aren’t terminally online and you’ll get just how deranged this all is
Me to every donor and fan who cried and bitched (and in the donors case, threatened and cajoled) to get Rich Rod back:
September 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me to every donor and fan who cried and bitched (and in the donors case, threatened and cajoled) to get Rich Rod back:
This reminds me of the time Kevin Feige said I was too chiseled and beautiful to be Captain America, and had to give the role to much more homely Chris Evans
September 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This reminds me of the time Kevin Feige said I was too chiseled and beautiful to be Captain America, and had to give the role to much more homely Chris Evans
Me when Mitch McConnell crawls out of whatever hole he’s been hiding in to offer his opinion the crisis he helped create:
September 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Me when Mitch McConnell crawls out of whatever hole he’s been hiding in to offer his opinion the crisis he helped create:
Growing up, we were taught that certain problem exist because there is no money in fixing them. But as this headline demonstrates, if enough trust fund brat knuckleheads with MBAs want something bad enough, literally endless money will be poured into it despite zero indication that it works
August 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Growing up, we were taught that certain problem exist because there is no money in fixing them. But as this headline demonstrates, if enough trust fund brat knuckleheads with MBAs want something bad enough, literally endless money will be poured into it despite zero indication that it works
State media trying to clean up disaster summit in Alaska (or Russia, as Dear Leader calls it) by recording a liar lying about it
August 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
State media trying to clean up disaster summit in Alaska (or Russia, as Dear Leader calls it) by recording a liar lying about it
No mention that he called Alaska “Russia” twice. Maybe Jake Tapper’s book about it comes out next week
August 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
No mention that he called Alaska “Russia” twice. Maybe Jake Tapper’s book about it comes out next week
After 9 hour interview with Luca Brasi, bookie says he never saw Don Corleone do anything concerning around him
August 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
After 9 hour interview with Luca Brasi, bookie says he never saw Don Corleone do anything concerning around him
Kamala Harris to the rest of America right now:
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Kamala Harris to the rest of America right now:
Well, none of those words should be so close together
August 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well, none of those words should be so close together
So is being brain dead just a work requirement at CNN now?
July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So is being brain dead just a work requirement at CNN now?
Maxwell: “I was told you have to do what the President tells you, is that right?”
July 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Maxwell: “I was told you have to do what the President tells you, is that right?”
Riley Gaines exposes herself as lower tier grifter. Any other grifter worth their salt realizes this whole thing is a ploy to launder a $20 million bribe from Murdoch to Trump
July 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Riley Gaines exposes herself as lower tier grifter. Any other grifter worth their salt realizes this whole thing is a ploy to launder a $20 million bribe from Murdoch to Trump
At no point in that sentence did I know what was coming next
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
At no point in that sentence did I know what was coming next
Wow, this is way better than healthcare
July 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wow, this is way better than healthcare
What year of journalism school do they teach you how to shut your brain off?
June 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What year of journalism school do they teach you how to shut your brain off?
Now that I’m older, and I’m watching the cycle repeat itself, I can confidently say that the boomers in government and media who forced us into Iraq over 20 years ago didn’t make mistakes, it was intentional malevolence because the same people are doing it again now
June 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Now that I’m older, and I’m watching the cycle repeat itself, I can confidently say that the boomers in government and media who forced us into Iraq over 20 years ago didn’t make mistakes, it was intentional malevolence because the same people are doing it again now
I’ve been looking at “Iran will have a nuke any day now” headlines for 30 years, but seeing the addition of doubt by mainstream media is a twist
June 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been looking at “Iran will have a nuke any day now” headlines for 30 years, but seeing the addition of doubt by mainstream media is a twist
The stupidity at work here
June 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The stupidity at work here
Only American media could produce a headline this stupid
May 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Only American media could produce a headline this stupid