Neil Danton
@theinternetwizard.bsky.social
I’m not really a wizard but I would like a wizard’s hat. Any similarity between my profile pic and me IRL is just your imagination | Cyber Security | F1 #LH44 #LH8MV3 #ABMV | 🏴🇮🇪🇺🇦 | Cork, Ireland | May frequently be a potty mouth
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I guess I ought to say something as I’ve been here a while now 🤦♂️ Work is Cyber Security for SMBs/SMEs. Interests are F1, Cricket, F1, Rugby, F1. Did I mention F1?
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As you can tell from my timeline, the whole piggy thing really ticked me off.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
As you can tell from my timeline, the whole piggy thing really ticked me off.
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The irony is that "Quiet, piggy!" is exactly what St. Peter plans to tell Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The irony is that "Quiet, piggy!" is exactly what St. Peter plans to tell Trump.
Cloudflare came back for about 30 mins but now it's gone again. I don't know where it's gone but if you find it please send it home, where it will get a jolly good talking to
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Cloudflare came back for about 30 mins but now it's gone again. I don't know where it's gone but if you find it please send it home, where it will get a jolly good talking to
"You clean the floor of your forest and you won't have any forest fires". Wow, it was that easy all along yet nobody else figured it out until now. What a complete and utter cretin this disgusting orange slug is. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
Q: Will your recent dust up with Governor Newsom affect wildfire relief?
Trump: Sure, maybe. The man's incompetent. You clean the floor of your forest and you won't have any forest fires
Trump: Sure, maybe. The man's incompetent. You clean the floor of your forest and you won't have any forest fires
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"You clean the floor of your forest and you won't have any forest fires". Wow, it was that easy all along yet nobody else figured it out until now. What a complete and utter cretin this disgusting orange slug is. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
A very close runner up as best sign from the #nokings protests 🤣 Credit: @fpwellman.bsky.social
June 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A very close runner up as best sign from the #nokings protests 🤣 Credit: @fpwellman.bsky.social
PM Meloni’s eyes say all you need to know. The orange turd said something 🤣
June 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
PM Meloni’s eyes say all you need to know. The orange turd said something 🤣
The absolute best sign from the #nokings protests and the best poem I’ve seen in a long time 🤣 FU cosplaying Instagram Influenza KKKristi Gnome
June 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The absolute best sign from the #nokings protests and the best poem I’ve seen in a long time 🤣 FU cosplaying Instagram Influenza KKKristi Gnome
OK, grandpa. Close your dressing gown and sit here in your chair. I have soup for you to suck off the spoon
Trump to Carney: We had the parade the other day. They said 100% chance of rain. It didn’t rain.
June 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
OK, grandpa. Close your dressing gown and sit here in your chair. I have soup for you to suck off the spoon
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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
June 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
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Who can walk up airplane steps without tripping 🤣🤣🤣
The reason Trump keeps getting away with his crimes is because police are looking for a guy 6’ 3”, 239 pounds.
June 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Who can walk up airplane steps without tripping 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck me, this gobshite has the nuclear codes
trump's been smoking that DOGE trash weed
Q: Have you uncovered evidence that anything was signed without Biden's knowledge?
TRUMP: I don't think Biden would know
Q: I'm asking if you've uncovered any information
TRUMP: No. But I've uncovered the human mind. I was in a debate with the human mind.
TRUMP: I don't think Biden would know
Q: I'm asking if you've uncovered any information
TRUMP: No. But I've uncovered the human mind. I was in a debate with the human mind.
June 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Fuck me, this gobshite has the nuclear codes
I don’t like popcorn but I’m getting some now 🤣🤣🤣
June 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don’t like popcorn but I’m getting some now 🤣🤣🤣
June 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
In that case…
June 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In that case…
and the “arse handed to you in a sling” award of the day goes to… Russia! #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Remarkable scenes at Belaya airfield in Irkutsk, Russia.
Ukraine has launched a devastating attack on Russia’s fleet of strategic bombers.
The base is over 4000 km from Ukraine, but $500 drones are currently wiping out $100 million planes.
Russia’s Pearl Harbor.
Ukraine has launched a devastating attack on Russia’s fleet of strategic bombers.
The base is over 4000 km from Ukraine, but $500 drones are currently wiping out $100 million planes.
Russia’s Pearl Harbor.
June 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
and the “arse handed to you in a sling” award of the day goes to… Russia! #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Yes
May 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yes
OMFG that fucking idiot is completely deranged
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
OMFG that fucking idiot is completely deranged
Techbros gonna Techbro
p.s. Fuck all the complete and utter AI bullshit
p.s. Fuck all the complete and utter AI bullshit
Let's not forget for a second that AI is now overwhelmingly an oligarchic project.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u...
May 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Techbros gonna Techbro
p.s. Fuck all the complete and utter AI bullshit
p.s. Fuck all the complete and utter AI bullshit
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Man who had a student kidnapped and trafficked because she wrote something he didn't like yuks it up with man who had a journalist dismembered with a hacksaw because he wrote things the man didn't like.
May 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Man who had a student kidnapped and trafficked because she wrote something he didn't like yuks it up with man who had a journalist dismembered with a hacksaw because he wrote things the man didn't like.
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The reason we are the “superior” species on this planet is because we learn from our mistakes. Allegedly 🤦♂️
May 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The reason we are the “superior” species on this planet is because we learn from our mistakes. Allegedly 🤦♂️
Seems quite apt
May 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Seems quite apt
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
May 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt