(she/her)
I identify as…
A foul mouthed yarn enthusiast
At times an angry humorist
Always a strong ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
A constant work in progress
My loves are…
My dogs
Tattoos
Drinking (but currently on the wagon)
Artists of all varieties
A clever mind
A dark sense of humor
A good book & a quiet space
Before Christmas.
BUY CAKE!
BUY CHOCOLATE!
BUY MEAT!
BUY CHEESE!
BUY BOOZE!
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING!
MORE! MORE! MORE!
After Christmas.
DIET!
LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO!
DETOX!
EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY!
LOOK AT YOU, FATSO!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Before Christmas.
BUY CAKE!
BUY CHOCOLATE!
BUY MEAT!
BUY CHEESE!
BUY BOOZE!
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING!
MORE! MORE! MORE!
After Christmas.
DIET!
LOSE THAT DISGUSTING CHRISTMAS WEIGHT, LARDO!
DETOX!
EW, YOUR JEANS DON'T FIT, CHUNKY!
LOOK AT YOU, FATSO!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Now it’s time to re-clean the house. But maybe after I finish off what’s left of the lemon meringue pie. 😉 New Year’s will be a new me but that’s later.
Now it’s time to re-clean the house. But maybe after I finish off what’s left of the lemon meringue pie. 😉 New Year’s will be a new me but that’s later.
Guess I’ll do a little crochet until I need to dig into cooking.
Guess I’ll do a little crochet until I need to dig into cooking.
Merry Christmas everyone! ❤️🎄😘
Merry Christmas everyone! ❤️🎄😘
Pattern from YouTube. They’re perfect really. I mean is this not the exact view you have of your cat as soon as the holiday tree goes up? So silly! 😆
Pattern from YouTube. They’re perfect really. I mean is this not the exact view you have of your cat as soon as the holiday tree goes up? So silly! 😆