Sam
@thehornguy.bsky.social
Doodles, hockey, stupidity.
When I'm not making art, I make noise at Washington Capitals home games with a plastic horn.
When I'm not making art, I make noise at Washington Capitals home games with a plastic horn.
Mild earthquake in NJ.
Result: Manhattan, shaken, not stirred.
Result: Manhattan, shaken, not stirred.
April 5, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Mild earthquake in NJ.
Result: Manhattan, shaken, not stirred.
Result: Manhattan, shaken, not stirred.
The dragon I drew on the wall at work for the Lunar New Year has been updated
March 13, 2024 at 10:42 AM
The dragon I drew on the wall at work for the Lunar New Year has been updated
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If this banana were any straighter it would deny the existence of the clitoris
March 5, 2024 at 12:00 AM
If this banana were any straighter it would deny the existence of the clitoris
Finishing up a doodle on a rainy day
March 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Finishing up a doodle on a rainy day
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My latest New Scientist cartoon.
March 2, 2024 at 2:02 PM
My latest New Scientist cartoon.
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🎶🎶🎶
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
I see an entryway that could use some
Fresh-cut plants
I see a kitchen that is old and olive green
Let's make an open air concept with Asian screens
I see a bathroom that is drab and baby blue
My guests cannot see using it to take a poo
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
I see an entryway that could use some
Fresh-cut plants
I see a kitchen that is old and olive green
Let's make an open air concept with Asian screens
I see a bathroom that is drab and baby blue
My guests cannot see using it to take a poo
February 15, 2024 at 3:03 AM
🎶🎶🎶
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
I see an entryway that could use some
Fresh-cut plants
I see a kitchen that is old and olive green
Let's make an open air concept with Asian screens
I see a bathroom that is drab and baby blue
My guests cannot see using it to take a poo
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
I see an entryway that could use some
Fresh-cut plants
I see a kitchen that is old and olive green
Let's make an open air concept with Asian screens
I see a bathroom that is drab and baby blue
My guests cannot see using it to take a poo
Have some more art. These were doodles that went off the rails
February 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Have some more art. These were doodles that went off the rails
I'm not saying the resemblance was intentional but I'm not not saying that
February 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I'm not saying the resemblance was intentional but I'm not not saying that
Finished up my dragon drawing at work. Measures around 48" x 30" (~122 cm x 76 cm) all done with dry erase markers.
I wish the lighting on this particular segment of wall were better, the photo doesn't do it justice.
I wish the lighting on this particular segment of wall were better, the photo doesn't do it justice.
February 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Finished up my dragon drawing at work. Measures around 48" x 30" (~122 cm x 76 cm) all done with dry erase markers.
I wish the lighting on this particular segment of wall were better, the photo doesn't do it justice.
I wish the lighting on this particular segment of wall were better, the photo doesn't do it justice.
E.T.'S SPECIES IS CLEARLY VISIBLE IN THE THE GALACTIC SENATE CHAMBER IN EPISODE I, BUT DUDE, E.T. RECOGNIZES YODA ON HALLOWEEN AND ELLIOTT PLAYS WITH STAR WARS FIGURES SO DUDE, THERE ARE FUCKIN TOYS OF REAL ALIENS THAT E.T. KNOWS AND HE'S NOT BOTHERED BY THIS?!?!?
February 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
E.T.'S SPECIES IS CLEARLY VISIBLE IN THE THE GALACTIC SENATE CHAMBER IN EPISODE I, BUT DUDE, E.T. RECOGNIZES YODA ON HALLOWEEN AND ELLIOTT PLAYS WITH STAR WARS FIGURES SO DUDE, THERE ARE FUCKIN TOYS OF REAL ALIENS THAT E.T. KNOWS AND HE'S NOT BOTHERED BY THIS?!?!?
One of my favorite Superb Owl stories is the one about Stewart, who isn't like the other people, here in the trailer park
February 11, 2024 at 11:01 PM
One of my favorite Superb Owl stories is the one about Stewart, who isn't like the other people, here in the trailer park
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i made this for my husband but y'all can look at it too i guess
February 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
i made this for my husband but y'all can look at it too i guess
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Some of the weirdest shit on social media is when people invent a history for you and act like it's real.
February 11, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Some of the weirdest shit on social media is when people invent a history for you and act like it's real.
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Apparently a bunch of reflexively and/or intentionally toxic people are complaining how effective the "block" function is here.
1. Good
2. There is a high correlation between people anxious about being blocked and people who deserve immediate, pitiless blocking
3. Keep blocking toxic jerks, folks
1. Good
2. There is a high correlation between people anxious about being blocked and people who deserve immediate, pitiless blocking
3. Keep blocking toxic jerks, folks
February 11, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Apparently a bunch of reflexively and/or intentionally toxic people are complaining how effective the "block" function is here.
1. Good
2. There is a high correlation between people anxious about being blocked and people who deserve immediate, pitiless blocking
3. Keep blocking toxic jerks, folks
1. Good
2. There is a high correlation between people anxious about being blocked and people who deserve immediate, pitiless blocking
3. Keep blocking toxic jerks, folks
Alex Ovechkin passed Wayne Gretzky this evening. Most empty net goals in NHL history. Such a time to be alive.
February 10, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Alex Ovechkin passed Wayne Gretzky this evening. Most empty net goals in NHL history. Such a time to be alive.
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1923: Hitler’s failed coup.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
February 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
1923: Hitler’s failed coup.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
February 10, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
It's the year of the dragon 🐉🎨
Quote repost with your dragon art
Mine was just started yesterday
Quote repost with your dragon art
Mine was just started yesterday
February 10, 2024 at 12:45 PM
It's the year of the dragon 🐉🎨
Quote repost with your dragon art
Mine was just started yesterday
Quote repost with your dragon art
Mine was just started yesterday
Happy Friday y'all, here's some of my weird shit
February 10, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Happy Friday y'all, here's some of my weird shit
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HELL YEAH. TURN THIS UP.
Ozzy Osbourne calling out Kanye for stealing his music and being an antisemite.
Ozzy Osbourne calling out Kanye for stealing his music and being an antisemite.
February 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
HELL YEAH. TURN THIS UP.
Ozzy Osbourne calling out Kanye for stealing his music and being an antisemite.
Ozzy Osbourne calling out Kanye for stealing his music and being an antisemite.
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You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.
February 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM
You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.