With words I jest, and joust…
I love my dog
I’m a bit of an asshole
Music is life
I should probably get a hobby or something.
Here goes… 🧵
“I went out back with my truck today and a bear was in the field so I started chasing it and my right rear wheel locked up again. So I had a cane in the truck and a 5 gallon bucket for a chair to sit down if I got tired.
“I went out back with my truck today and a bear was in the field so I started chasing it and my right rear wheel locked up again. So I had a cane in the truck and a 5 gallon bucket for a chair to sit down if I got tired.
That bill to reopen the government includes a provision that will make ALL CBD and THC derivative products fully ILLEGAL for personal or household use. That’s all the Delta 7-8-9, THCa etc.
All of it.
Fuckers…
That bill to reopen the government includes a provision that will make ALL CBD and THC derivative products fully ILLEGAL for personal or household use. That’s all the Delta 7-8-9, THCa etc.
All of it.
Fuckers…
There is no reason for me to donate if @schumer.senate.gov is just going to piss it all down his leg.
Time for Chuckles to head for the retirement home.
There is no reason for me to donate if @schumer.senate.gov is just going to piss it all down his leg.
Time for Chuckles to head for the retirement home.
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.
I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.
ATTN: VP - SocMed
Please, for the love of the gods, both the old and the new, hire someone to help you with SocMed. This is painful to watch unfolding IRT.
ATTN: VP - SocMed
Please, for the love of the gods, both the old and the new, hire someone to help you with SocMed. This is painful to watch unfolding IRT.
Apparently, the government stepped in and worked a deal with all of the stakeholders.
Apparently, the government stepped in and worked a deal with all of the stakeholders.
I am a good father.
I am a good father.
$1,000,000,000,000.00
One million million dollars
Ten to the twelfth power dollars
Eleven thousand tons of one hundred dollar bills. 11,000 fucking TONS of $100 BILLS
As a fucking COMP PACKAGE.
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$1,000,000,000,000.00
One million million dollars
Ten to the twelfth power dollars
Eleven thousand tons of one hundred dollar bills. 11,000 fucking TONS of $100 BILLS
As a fucking COMP PACKAGE.
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Amazing sense of humor and outstanding customer service.
Take care of them both because they are definitely taking care of you and me both.
Amazing sense of humor and outstanding customer service.
Take care of them both because they are definitely taking care of you and me both.
F’n snowflakes sure seem to be over it now…
F’n snowflakes sure seem to be over it now…