Pete Hegseth’s Liver
thehatter.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth’s Liver
@thehatter.bsky.social
This is where I spout nonsense loudly into the void

With words I jest, and joust…

I love my dog

I’m a bit of an asshole

Music is life
Well done sir. Well done.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I do tons of vo for projects of all sorts, ranging from a product pitch to a trade show booth, to a movie trailer, MOH, and more commercial spots over the years than I could ever recall.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If she looks like that she doesn’t need a pocket. Some schmuck will ALWAYS be standing there waiting on her with bated breath ;)
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s all a big fuckin’ slot machine Frankie.

I’m mostly investing in my own ability to bake bread and butcher what I grow or shoot.

I just talk smart mostly.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just assumed Trump was the bottom… South Park not withstanding.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Buy some… you get my meaning.

VXX is a basket of short trade positions. It goes up when the S&P goes down.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s still made out of unobtainium…

Not happening.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
But some VXX in after market trading.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The typical magat incel couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifty dollar bills… they have no clue.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thiel dumped half a million shares of Nvidia last week. He also dumped about 2/3 of his Tesla stock.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Shhhhh

It doesn’t have to happen in the REAL world.

Just in orange-fantasia.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shit is getting dicey
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Talk about some über-Incel micro-penis energy.

Wowzer.
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You haven’t had tater tot hot dish until you’ve had it in the original Mexican style…
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The corn field was combined yesterday and what a job walking through the stubble but got back fine. Always something…”

My 92 year old father got stuck, in a field, while chasing a bear, and had to walk half a mile back home.

At ninety fucking two…

#notbadnotbad
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Overheard
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
St Paul!!!

Welcome to the hood!
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Things are lighting up again this evening. Early, but showing great promise so far.

#aurora #northernlights
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
…a little better.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If we weren’t supposed to use cannabis, we wouldn’t have cannabinoid receptors in our brains.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Much like me hair.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM